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19 July 2013 Kirsten Dunst vs Penelope Cruz

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Kirsten Dunst 05.jpg Penelope Cruz 07.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by simguy on July 19, 2013, 9:25 am

 

BEFORE: Rebuilt Dunst facing off against a woman who's faced similar demons in her career: Cruz a classy, beautiful, avian-boned vixen who's never quite lived up to the level of her celebrity in the ring. "It's weird," Dunst says wistfully in prefight. "If you had asked me at the start who'd emerge as the best fighter, me, Pene, or Claire Danes, I would've said me, Pene, and Claire Danes - in that order. Gaining traction is hard. You need luck, deep pockets, a great gym, hard work - so many moving parts go into success. I know that on any given night, Pene Cruz can outbox a lot of girls in this sport. She's thinking the exact same thing about me. We're wild-cards, but the thing is...I've really come back from a deep, dark hole, and I think I'm stronger for it. Pene's still in the excuse-making phase of her career. We get down to brass tacks, and I have to think I'm the harder woman inside. I have to dig at her, I have to make winning too expensive for her. She'll talk herself out of paying the price, give in, and look to make a statement against the next girl."

Cruz dismissing Dunst with a wave. "Kirsten is a pasty-faced little peeg," Pene pronounces in pre-fight. "I yam too much for her: too strong; too stubborn; too proud; too skeeled. She thinks I will quit? I won't quit. She thinks I won't pay the price for victory? She's wrong. Whatever the price, Penelope Cruz pays it. When it comes to our fighting spirit, I can pay more than Kirsten can dream of. I will outspend her in heart and determination!"

Kirsten in black crushed-velvet bandeau bikini; small red gloves; slick short high-pony. Penelope in yellow bikini - tuggable bottoms with a bit of hip; small black gloves; long black hair wet/smoothed back behind her ears.

During R1: Classy action - women frisking each other's breasts and faces with pesky left jabs from wide stances - each pivoting clockwise, stitching in and out with that lead (left) foot sliding back and forth. Right hands swift off the shoulder, looking to strike pretty faces; follow-up hooks in rising arcs - the left fists following through to the puncher's right ear. Right from the start, it's Pene - she's pushing the pace, stepping in stronger, committing herself more on the power shots. In comparison, Kirsten's punching "at" rather than "through" the target - making brisk contact, but not showing the same malice of intention. Midway through, Pene's hook chips Kirsten's chin...blonde girl steps off a curb, stumbles about momentarily wobbly-butt...Cruz doesn't jump at the opening, just stays with her patterns, touching Dunst up tic-tac-toe to bell.

R2: 2 more minutes of Cruz outworking, outhitting Dunst...all for naught when Kirsten finds the range late. Little check-hook puts Pene on her heels: swift right hand chops chin; batting left spanks tummy/face in quick succession - Kirsten punching from off Pene's left shoulder, scoring with a straight-arm delivery. Cruz sputters back into ropes, forming earmuff...blonde girl able to hop in, flurry magnificently to belly and tits, stealing the round with opportunistic power at bell.

R3: Pene chastising herself throughout the break for giving Kirsten an opening: slick brunette makes no such mistake this round. Same classy pattern-punching from Penelope - she's working outside behind the jab, circling clockwise, mixing in swift rights off the shoulder/limber, rising hooks ticketed for Kirsten's sharp-boned face. Spanish fists landing brightly, tartly upon blonde facial surfaces...Dunst lumping up nicely through 3.

R4: Corner reminding Dunst to get after Cruz' body...easier planned than done. Pene lithe, on her toes outside, getting off in brisk tic-tac-toe patterns. Small mitts stitching into Kirsten's face - cutting across her chin or brow - cleaning her up in brisk combinations. Kirsten trying to weave her way in and hook Pene's slender ribs, but Spanish legs have all the answers...Cruz sliding away to maintain distance, issuing check-jabs to retain initiative, ringing Kirsten up before pivoting to fresh angles. Back to back shutouts for Pene puts a cruel smile on Spanish lips...Dunst busting up, really taking a facial through 4 heats of Pene.

R5: Pene continuing to peck at Kirsten - those crisp, agile clockwise pivot-steps; the sticky-sweet left hand pop...poppop; that slicing right kissing off Kirsten's face before blonde can react; the clean-up hook testing the tip of blonde chin. All Pene Cruz for two dazzling minutes, then Dunst dips inside Pene's hook; feeds Spanish girl a digging left to sternum, then tightens up stroke on a shaving right uppercut to scrape Pene's face as Cruz pitches forward hurrrt! Pene stumbling into Kirsten, trying to tie up...BLONDE GIRL WON'T HAVE IT! Dunst retreating in good order walking Penelope close then BELTING her to body! Svelte blonde hips twitch-right with her strapping hooks; pop-left as she whips in the rights. Cruz sobbing as she walks into body shots, and PENE GOES DOWN! Cruz panting on all fours, trembling, distraught...signs of life in Kirsten step and eyes as she struts away all "I'm back".

R6: Brand new fight - girls redouble their efforts to outclass one another. Clockwise rotation. Long-distance, frisking jabs fluttering at breasts, nibbling lips. The swift, slicing right hands off the shoulder - the limber-limbed rising hooks...all the same except this time, it's Kirsten getting the better of intense trade. Cruz stung repeatedly by Dunst's crisp tic-tac-toe punching...brunette legs suddenly listless, her stance flat-footed as blonde-girl quick-pivots clockwise. Dunst's eyes narrowed as she sticks her jab to Pene's face POP...POPPOP...Cruz distressed as blonde girl punches at the pretty. Down the stretch, Dunst mixes up her routine - slicing the right cross off the jab as before, but jerking up into Pene via the left uppercut instead of hook...perfectly placed shot takes Cruz to solar plexus, ejecting her mouthpiece, dropping her sobbing to all fours! Bell: Kirsten shouting down inchoately at trembling Pene...Dunst imposing will in a blistering sixth!

R7: PENE BATTLES BACK! Dunst upping the ante last round - Pene answers with determined pressure, collapsing the Dunst jab, forcing Kirsten to slug toe-to-toe. Not Cruz' forte but she's making it work...hot-tossing two way scrubs both lean ribcages, vixens working up-torso to scrape rising licks across strained faces. Pene just out-hitting Kirsten, backing her up...brunette paying her blonde back in kind to the body, ripping and digging at lean meat. Down the stretch, mouthbreathing Dunst sags wincing into ropes, forming earmuff: Cruz squares, bares her teeth and batters her blonde without pity! Crowd squealing as Kirsten slumps stricken in ropes - Pene's small mitts spanking out PIK! PAK! PEK! up and down Dunst's glistening flanks to bell. AND BEYOND! Ref forced to pull Pene away from cowering blonde-girl...Kirsten blinking away how-could-you tears as Pene's fighting the official's grip on slender elbows.

R8: Girls just close pate to pate, bumping each other bony shoulders and pointy, extended left elbows, tidying up vicious, swiping licks tummy and tits. Strained, wincing faces, bared teeth...girls just laying in and working - slender bodies vulnerable to ripping, digging fists. Bit by bit it's Pene reducing Kirsten...blonde girl growing groggy, starting to loosen when her chin fields tight right uppercuts close-in, starting to cringe when Pene's hook cuts across flat blonde tummy. Cruz bullying her girl to ropes...final minute a vicious, one-sided wailing as Kirsten slumps butt-in-ropes, covers face-in-gloves and takes a licking. Bell: Pene stays on Dunst, lathering the flanks until ref pulls Spanish vixen off cowering blonde girl.

R9: Kirsten greatly reduced, cringing as she steps...she fades to ropes, stooping forward in earmuff as Cruz crowds close to work. Pene at her most heartless - lowering left shoulder to get in under Kirsten and lever her up - Spanish girl with dukes loose, knuckles together at her chest before dealing supple licks. Left hook lashes at blonde right hip - chopping in behind right elbow. Scraping right uppercuts test the gates of Kirsten's facial defences, keeping Dunst covered up tight. Pene will shove the cruel right uppercut to sternum in between blonde elbows - hesitate as Kirsten's legs give a shimmy - then dip-left to whack that limber hook in behind right elbow. Then it's back in underneath with left shoulder to prop: more strapping licks to waist and flanks; more chippy uppercuts...Cruz in a groove, laying it on Kirsten, never letting her draw an uncontested breath. It's all too much...Dunst taking 2 and a half minutes of steady, limber-limbed lather then BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Kirsten groaning in pain, eyes shut tight as she trembles on all fours...Cruz open-mouthed, walking away hands on hips, breathing hard en-route to neutral corner.

R10: Kirsten staring, hollow-eyed on her stool...she's dead-woman-walking when the bell rings. Pene workmanlike, exhausted...she jabs Dunst to ropes, working small-mitt pokes to face until Kirsten covers up tight, then it's back on that slender body for the finish. Brutal lashing administered - Pene switching her supple torso side to side, laying the strap to Dunst...blonde girl biting back on cries of pain as she slumps in ropes, unable to answer. Kirsten whining, tying up in spots, but she's so hurt...Pene impatiently holding her arms out to either side when held, getting quick breaks so she can get back to work. Cruz arm-weary, unable to muster finishing force, but it's relentless shellack applied to a stubborn blonde girl who won't give. Pene bell to bell, beating Kirsten into stupor; UD10 Pene as trembling Dunst collapses on her stool, leaving Pene alone at midring when her hand is raised.

AFter: Dunst never braver, giving the bigger girl all she could want...Cruz behind on points after mid-round knockdowns had her on the precipice of catastrophe. "I yam too much for this girl," Cruz chirps wearily/happily in postfight - face shiny from punishment, a cruel mouse bulging under the right eye. "When I yam at my best, no girl can compete with me head to head. She challenged my body, my legs, my heart, and look at her. Ruined!"

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