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17 August 2013 Olivia Munn vs Piper Perabo

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Posted by FCBA Magazine on August 17, 2013, 10:24 am

 

Olivia Munn (The Newsroom) versus Piper Perabo (Covert Affairs)
(Results by Sim; Words by Sim)


BEFORE: (non-title) "Nobody believes Piper can win this fight," Munn grins, just beaming with confidence at podium.  "I'm too explosive, too aggressive...I can take any blonde girl in the division and humiliate her in a dozen different ways.  I'm gonna make Piper an offer right here and now: forfeit the fight and I'll put you over my knee and spank you in the ring.  Just a spanking - that's all you've gotta take.  Or the worst beating of your career - your call!"

Perabo non-plussed: she's prepared for Olivia's bluster.  "I know at least ONE person who thinks I'm going to win," Piper smirks at podium.  "Olivia doesn't scare me - her bullying doesn't get to me - none of her stuff works with me.  All I do is get into awesome shape and work hard every minute of every round.  Munn doesn't like girls standing up to her, and let me tell you right now...she's gonna HATE this fight when I get into her chest and start backing her up!"

Piper in spirited tiger-print bikini; black gloves; tawny-blonde hair in loose shoulder-length tangly-curls.  Olivia in neon blue bikini top, bottoms in horizontal bars of neon blue and white; white mitts; long black hair straight.

During R1: Piper taking a very strong approach - stepping in with blocky, short right hands to jaw; hooking stout off that front (left) plant leg - compact, powerful slugging at close quarters, claiming against Olivia's jugs, chin.  Munn forced onto her back foot, throwing back angry, but without leverage...brunette wrapping haymakers around brawny blonde shoulders, leaving Piper in perfect position to bang away in receipt.  Perabo works it bell to bell - crowding close, staying compact with hands near her chin/elbows in, weight on left leg as she gets off short, clouting strokes.

R2: Olivia tightens up HER stroke...both girls bobbing in close, fitting each other for brutal short left hooks/chopping right hands - each girl switching herself side to side, getting her back and legs into compact delivery.  Piper rocked onto her heels by a crashing hook to mouth...she sputters out of orbit, suddenly discouraged.  Olivia's stalking pressure yields several more clobbering blasts about Piper's head and shoulders, beating blonde girl at the stagger into-and-along ropes.  Down the stretch, Perabo fighting desperately off the apron, trading hot right uppercuts/left hooks with snarling Munn...blonde girl denies brunette a big finish as Olivia takes several crashing punches even as she's landing heavy herself.  Bell: Munn lifts her mitts and struts to corner...Perabo wobbly-butt, visibly shaky en route to hers.

R3: Brutally hard slugging - stocky women stepping in close, turning their shoulders into bashing wallops...both girls getting clocked and rocked in turns.  Piper digging her way into Munn's belly - rights and lefts bouncing off beef, backing Munn up with a pinched "UH-H!" expression.  Munn hooking the taste out of Piper's mouth, stunning Perabo on the spot, cleaning up with the mighty right uppercut to chin, putting blonde-girl wobbly-butt.  Bitter back and forth slugging - girls taking turns forcing the other back...down the stretch, fighters trade torrid hooks...Munn stands blinking, stunning; Piper spills to her right, stumbling face-first into ropes!  PERABO'S HURT!  Piper staring, helpless...Olivia wobbly-butt, but willing herself forward...she steps in strong with a chopping overhand right, bashing Piper upside the cheek, swiveling her head, sagging her into ropes.  Munn: hot to finish; lifting the left uppercut into Piper's breadbasket; chopping the short right across Piper's chin; lifting the short left uppercut to chin; feeding Piper another short right chopper.  Perabo lolling on ropes, eyelashes fluttering, hands at her waist...she's out, curvy legs holding her up as Munn keeps pasting!  REF STEPS IN!  Piper battered senseless, drifts off to sleep with her face pressed against the official's shirt - TKO3 in savage fashion, Olivia Munn!

After: Munn wobbly-butt, but exultant...she proves queen of the brawlers as a very sturdy blonde just couldn't take Olivia's onslaught. "I'M TOO MUCH!" Munn bellows in postfight.  "Honestly - look at what I did tonight - look how I took Piper's best - look how I hurt her.  I'm the best fighter - the best woman - in the division.  Bar none.  No one can touch me.  Perabo's one of the best blondes in boxing: IT DOESN'T MATTER!  I'M TOO GOOD FOR THESE GIRLS!"

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