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22 August 2013 AJ Lee vs Hayden Panettiere

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A J Lee 01.jpgHayden Panettiere 14.jpg

 

 

 

SWO WEDESDAY WARFARE

 

 

Posted by SWO Wednesday Warfare on August 22, 2013, 6:55 pm.

 

Sexy: THIS COULD STEAL THE SHOW! BOTH PUNCHERS! HARD HEADED! DETERMINED TO FINALLY FIGHT! NO LILLIAN GARCIA! JUST BOXING! RING THAT BELL! ONCE AGAIN THE TINY TERROR IS BY MY SIDE AS WELL AS JENNY GARNER! LADIES LETS BE CIVIL PLEASE!

Ariana: No prob big man! I'm going to see her soon enough! Ding ding hoe!

Garner: CONTROL YOUR ELF. NOW.

Sexy: HEEL CARTOON BRITCHES.

Grande: WHATEVER! OOH! GET THAT BIMBO AJ!

Sexy: SHES GOT HAYDEN ROCKED! PISTON PUNCHING BY AJ AS SHE PUMMELS THE BLONDE BRUISER! SWING AND A MISS AS HAYDEN GETS BLASTED IN THE RIBS! BEAUTIFUL COMBO! PANSIE DOWN!

Garner: PANSIE?! REALLY?!

Grande: HE DIDNT STUTTER TRAMPZILLA!

SEXY: HEEL MINI ME!

GRANDE: YES! HAYDEN POPPED UP AND LANDED A SUPERGIRL! LEFT HOOK! RIGHT HOOK! STRAIGHT LEFT! OVERHAND RIGHT! ANOTHER! ONE MORE! DROPPED MANNY!

Sexy: SICK SUPERGIRL BY HAYDEN! CAUGHT WEEZY SLEEPING AND GORGEOUS BARRAGE FOLLOWING! THIS HAS BEEN GREAT! UP AT 6! GET IT GOING WEEZY!

Grande: SHELL BE FINE! HAYDENS A SISSY ANYWAY!

Garner: THATS YOUR LAST REMARK SMALLFRY!

Grande: OOHHHH! SO SCARY! IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT TOMORROW NIGHT!

Garner: TWERP!

ARIANA: HAG!

SEXY: CARTOON BRITCHES GO TO TIMEOUT!

ARIANA: BUT...

SEXY: MARCH YOUNG LADY! DONT YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME! WEEZY AND HAYDEN BANGING AWAY AT EACH OTHER WILDLY! GREAT ACTION!

Garner: EVENLY MATCHED! IVE NEVER SEEN PANNY IN SUCH A DOGFIGHT! THEYRE MAULING EACH OTHER! DOWN GOES BOTH LADIES! NO WAY!

Sexy: ONLY HERE I SWEAR! 1! 2! 3! 4!

GARNER: GET UP PAY! 5! 6!

SEXY: BOTH PULLING UP! 7! 8!

GARNER: 9! PAY MADE IT! DOWN GOES AJ! 10! DAMNIT!

SEXY: WHATEVER. WE STILL BEAT YALL AGAIN! 2-1!

As Jennifer Garner ran to the ring, Arianna lassoed her and drug her to the locker room. Before long, both benches cleared and security looked defenseless!

 

Posted by Archer News Service on August 22, 2013, 10:08 pm,

"I swear I will paddle that brat until she can't sit down for a week!" declared a furious Jen Garner to the press. "This humilisation of me and my FPU team has got to stop."

"Aw, I was just having a little fun," Ariana said to the press. "Jen just has no sense of humor."

"Not when it comes to be hung upside down in the SWO locker room!" Jen growled.

"We let you go--eventually," Ariana said. "I still think it was funny."

"You can stop laughing after tomorrow," Jen snapped and stalked off.

The reporters agree things were never dull when the SWO and FPU went at it.

A.N.S.

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