(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Oscar Night: 8 Round Seniors Title Bout

Posted by Simguy on Monday, 27-Mar-2000 08:16:12

Before: Oscar Night - former winners take each other on as a new twist to the show, replacing several brutal song and dance numbers and giving us a reason to tune in. Both women wear full support hipster bikinis with white lace trim and bra style tops - black for Meryl, red for Anjelica. Both are big boned gals, soft tummies bulging slightly and backsides straining fabric as they eye one another thoughtfully during instructions. Fighters touch 'em up and begin without fuss.

During R1: Streep with the throw back style, chin tucked, right hand at her chin, hunches over after poking her jab, slipping Huston's right hands in the process. Needling jabs back Huston to the ropes and Streep goes for it early, bodying up and lifting her fists to plop heavily against Huston's vulnerable gut. Big girls wrestling, putting their brawny shoulders to work in one another's chests - but Streep can't be pushed back. Over and over, she muscles the champ into the ropes, then reaches back to plunge her fists into Huston's hips and stomach and HUSTON IS HURT! Anjelica begins to swoon, clinching around Meryl's wide back and trying to tie her up when Streep straightens and clips a short right uppercut under Huston's chin. Head snap! Huston takes a seat like someone cut the strings, and she lolls in the corner, hands resting on the bottom ropes. Huston's out, but Streep makes sure, banging a cruel right/left off that sleeping face before the ref can tackle her away. Boos descend from the tuxedo and gown set as huffy Streep is led back to her corner while Huston sits in a KO1 daze.

After: Streep rips the championship in startling fashion from Huston's thick waist - leaving Anjelica a stunned victim in just one round of punishing brawling. Streep unapologetic in post fight, dismisses any controversy while immediately damning herself by saying "Anjelica was out when she hit the floor". Whoops.


Sim Guy

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