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31 August 2013 Sandra Bullock vs Carol Alt

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Posted by Archer and Jac Fac on August 31, 2013, 12:42 pm,

 

Written by Jac Fac

Ca. 2004

It was a festive post holiday party with the actress/model crowd together celebrating Kim Basinger's big knockout of Vanna White down at Parris Island. They were in LA and Kim had just pulled in to a rousing cheer by a group led by Naomi Campbell and Kelly LeBrock. They were plotting and planning as to how to beat Downtown Julie Brown who had recently taken the measure of Diane Lane and then scored a huge victory over Lucy Lawless. Lucy and Diane's egos were not doing well at the moment!

Carol Alt, the leggy runway model piped up with, "Well, actresses don't battle all that well anyway! Naomi here is one solid ass-kicking babe and not a one of you want to face her considering how she wiped out Cat Bell and Peta Wilson - just to mention a few of your ilk."

Sandra Bullock had been standing directly opposite Carol and picked up every word. "Know what there jerko, you talk too damned much!" said Sandra.

"Why Sandy Baby you got some thin skin there angel puss," smirked Carol.

"Carol," continued Sandra. "That bullshit book you just put out about eating raw foods will make a great collector's item I'm talking about the trash collector by the way!"

"Just for that remark Sandy Baby I'm gonna kick your Virginia ass, 'Ms Congeniality'. That movie sucked big time as did you!"

Naomi jumped in. "Hey enough dissing here gals. We worked hard to get together to take on the talking heads but if you two want at it then let it happen!"

"We do don't we you chicken shit wench," yapped Carol.

"Oh yeah!" came back Sandra. "Next month in Vegas huh? Don't bet on yourself too much now."

Sandra called Sue Anne Langdon through her friendship with Kim Basinger and got her to agree to be her trainer.

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Las Vegas; Caesar's Palace! Sandra comes out in sheer black panties and a garter belt; she looks stunning! Carol shows up wearing a fabulous thong that makes her legs seem just incredibly long - and to die for! The referee is Elke Sommer.

Round one: Carol scores first with a great right uppercut which buckles Sandra's legs. She stays up but is definitely stunned. "Gotcha didn't I?" laughs Carol. "Here's another!" She delivers a combo to Sandra's head; stinging Bullock with shot after shot and has her retreating. Carol easily wins the round and back in her corner, Langdon jumps all over Sandra. "You either get on her and cut off the ring or I'm pegging in this friggin' towel right now. Got it?" Sandra nods in the affirmative.

Round Two: Sandra slips inside Carol's long arms and fires off a volley of body shots which double Carol over in pain. The crowd is coming alive. Bullock connects with a vicious left hook to Carol's jaw and sends her sprawling on her ass. People are up on their feet going wild. Sandra smiles down on Carol. "Not that easy now is it you clown?" Carol is defiant and is back up. She hits Sandra hard under the eyes with stinging jabs. They're in the middle of the ring exchanging solid shots as the bell rings. Sommer has to pull them apart. Sandra's round.

Round Three: Carol's corner wants her attacking. That knockdown hurt. Carol throws several 'bombs' but they miss. Sandra doesn't though. She's in under Carol's long arms again; hammering her body relentlessly. Carol tries pushing Sandra off but the trained dancer simply sidesteps those attempts and batters Carol in the face. Carol's eyes are swelling now. Sandra continues walloping the taller gal as the bell rings. She wins this round easily.

Round Four: "You tall bony-ass wimp," teases Sandra. She's smiling at the swollen face of the model. Alt is hurt but her New York pride won't let her quit. She starts a dance routine of her own scoring with long jabs that snap Sandra's head back. Alt's long right gets to Sandra's jaw and sends her head sideways slinging sweat all over the ring. Bullock holds on though as she clinches with Alt. "Looks like YOU'RE the wimp 'Ms. Congeniality'," taunts Carol as she wins this round.

Round Five: Lots of betting going on in the seemingly even fight. The bad blood between these two fighters is really evident. Sandra goes on the attack as she bores inside once more and punishes Carol with a brutal body foray. Carol's arms are beginning to sag. Sandra is now hitting her with impunity and crushes Carol's left boob with a straight left. Suddenly Sandra hits Carol solidly in the jaw with a right cross. Carol's long legs totter backwards as she is glassy eyed and all but out on her feet. Bullock delivers a speed bag salvo of shots to Alt's jaw as Elke Sommer sees that Sandra has won the fight. She pulls Sandra away as Alt plummets backwards to the canvas and lies still with a totally swollen face.

Bullock can't resist standing over Alt and asking how 'congenial' that felt. No point as Alt is beaten senseless. Sandra takes off Carol's thong and ties Carol's wrists together, then whips off HER garter belt and ties it to Carol's ankles. With Carol securely bound, Sandra takes her on a 'Miss Congeniality victory drag' around the ring. The runway model crowd scoops up their beaten contestant at the conclusion of the 'drag' while Kim Basinger and Sue Anne Langdon are in the ring celebrating this great win as they hoist Sandra up on their shoulders.

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