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2 April 2008 Sybil Danning vs Caroline Munro

Page history last edited by Archer844 10 years, 6 months ago

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Retro Bout Ca. 1981

 

Originally posted by Knowlesey on 4/2/2008, 11:19 am.

In the summer of 1981 the Austrian B Movie Queen Sybil Danning was in London for a promotional visit, but was becoming increasingly irritated by adverse comparisons being drawn beaten herself and British horror and action movie starlet Caroline Munro.

After exchanging numerous insults via each other’s agents, the pair were to meet in the boxing ring for a scheduled 10 round showdown in an exclusive Soho club, members paying huge entrance fees for the opportunity to watch this eagerly awaited face off between two well-matched action girls, each of whom measured some 5 feet inches tall and carried pairs of large, firm breasts.

As the visiting boxer, Sybil enters the ring first, the 29 year old blonde looking fantastic in her bright blue bikini, she [prowls the ring impatiently as her gorgeous brunette opponent walks casually to the ringside, her manager helping her through the ropes, Sybil glares at the 31 year old British actress as she preens herself in her corner. Caroline has declared that non-one is good enough to beat her, and has predicted a quick knockout, even though the unbeaten Austrian had never even looked like being floored by any of her previous opponents.

Round 1

The two actresses are sizing each other up, Sybil bouncing as Caroline takes a more casual approach, but the brunette throws the first punches. A flurry of left jabs to the Austrian’s face, causing the blonde to back off, but not before she lands some crisp hooks to Caroline’s taut body, her guard low as she looks to batter the older girl’s breasts and midriff. Munro clips Danning with a right to the ear which stuns her, the blonde stumbling against the ropes, bracing herself for the two-fisted attack which follows, many of the punches landing on her upper arms as she protects herself, the British girl perhaps wasting energy as her punches miss their target. As the round draws to a close, Sybil typically catches the judges eyes by ripping two more left hooks to Caroline’s midsection and another to her face as she retreats.

Round 2

Sybil is quickly into attack this time, taking the fight to the older actress, concentrating opn pummeling that lovely body, but Caroline is soaking it up, and her defensive left jabs are literally making their mark on the blonde’s face as blood trickles from her right nostril and both cheeks are reddening from that constant thud of leather on skin. It is tough to see who is taking this round, although Sybil is looking the worse for wear by the bell, holding and hitting the crowd’s favourite girl.

Round 3

Although she is still unmarked. Caroline is by no mans on control of this fight yet, and her body is aching from the shots the Austrian has landed. She needs to take contrl to stop this becoming a wear of attrition, and is able to back Sybil into the ropes like she did in the first, this time picking her punches, her lips revealing a little smile as she sees her opponent’s right cheek swelling and bruising. Danning is unable to land too many punches in the first half of this round, and frustration makes her lunge towards Munro’s body, looking ungainly, and she is off balance as she takes a short left hook to that swollen cheek as she goes down for the first time in her career, Munro celebrating already as the referee gives the Austrian a count of 7, Sybil argues that she slipped, but she takes a few more blows to her head before the bell rings again, Caroline Munro looking good as she saunters to her corner.

Round 4

A snarling Danning is soon across the ring and landing solid hooks to Munro’s body, the Brit fending her off as before with jabs to the face, but she having to drop her guard to protect herself and throw fewer punches which allows the lovely Austrian more time to select her strength sapping blows. As the round draws to a close, Sybil switches her attack from body to head, Caroline’s dark locks swaying from side to side as the blonde batters her face in a neutral corner, the bell unheard by both fighters as the referee pulls them apart.

Round 5

Caroline looks weary as she hauls herself to the centre of the ring, her left jab now little more than a prod as Sybil rips another series of hooks to her ribs, tears welling up in the brunette’s eyes and tiny squeaks escaping her lips as her body begins to weaken. The blonde Austrian is gaining the upper hand and knows it, ignoring the Brit’s attempts to jab her damaged cheek she crashes three big hooks into her face, a stunned audience gasping as their champion falls backwards to the ropes, a savage right hook to the mouth knocking her down. Munro is on her feet, tales a slow count of 8, then finds Danning coming in for the kill, and the brunette is offering nothing in return as the Austrian seemingly lands punches at will to her swollen face, At the bell, a dazed Caroline is helped to her corner, lips puffy and bleeding, cheeks swollen and cut under her left eye.

Round 6

The now strutting Sybil Danning launches a vicious attack on her battered quarry in her own corner almost as soon as the bell rings. No longer bothering to defend herself the beautiful Austrian peppers the British actress’ face with a variety of blows, the brunette almost cowering in defence until a left uppercut rips her head back, a following clubbing right hook flooring her for a second count, the glassy-eyed woman barely making it to her feet for 9. Munro is almost hanging onto Danning’s body as the pair clinch in centre-ring, the Austrian taunting her, “You’re gonna kiss my feet, b###h! Just like all the others!” The proud brunette is quietly weeping, her face lumpy and bloodied, her body aching, she mutter, “I won’t!” then gasps in pain as Sybil rips a right hook into her ribs before spending the next thirty seconds or so pummeling her breasts. In the dying seconds of the round Danning lands an ugly roundhouse left on the side of Munro’s head, sending her back to the canvas for another count of 8.

Even cleaned up, Caroline Munro’s face looks like it’s been hit by a truck.; She cannot see out of a left eye which is cut in thr brow as well as at the top of her cheekbone, another cut in the corner of right eyes is seeping blood, her nose is swollen, blocked and throbbing, and both lips are split and swollen. Her manager wants to stop the fight, but is “persuaded” to sit down by a couple of Sybil’s entourage, and his face blanches when the bell ring for round 7.

Round 7

This is no longer a contest., a stumbling Caroline soon on the receiving end of another painful series of hooks to her body, the final one dropping her to her knees in front of a grinning Sybil Danning, who raises her arms while the referee counts over the brunette again. Incredibly, she is on her feet at 7, tears and blood running down her cheeks as the Austrian closes in on her, another clubbing left to her midriff making her hang in in a clinch as he blonde sneers, “You will kiss my feet, b###h! You’re mine!” the sobbing Brit is only able to whisper, “Yes—Finish it!” A right jab, left uppercut and right hook later, Danning has done just that, the “unbeatable” Caroline Munro lying senseless on the canvas.

After

It takes fully 15 minutes for the cheering to die down after the fight, after which the badly between Caroline Munro kneels before her arrogant conqueror, toally broken, before pressing her battered lips onto her toes, the effects microphones picking uop faint slurping and sucking sounds as she kisses Sybil Danning’s feet.

Reposted by Archer  9/19/13.

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