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31 August 2013 Helen Flanagan vs Jacqueline Jossa

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Helen Flanagan 05.jpg Jacqueline Jossa 01.jpg

BBU FIght Night from Birmingham

(Kear's Kats vs Garnet Gunners UK)

Posted by Knowlesey on August 31, 2013, 10:38 pm

Jacqueline Jossa has had three fights so far, but has lost them all. What can she do as she makes an attempt to break her ‘duck’, the leggy 20 year old now taking on former Coronation Street babe Helen Flanagan in another Eastenders v Corrie battle, this one taking place in neutral Birmingham.

And make no mistake! Helen wants to plant Jacqueline on her back, then humiliate her. She has openly boated that she will have the long-legged girl’s face buried in her crotch in her dressing room after this fight.

Into the ring comes Jacqueline, and the brunette looks great in her shiny black bikini, barely glancing at Helen when the blonde joins her, looking like the sexbomb she is in a scarlet bikini which leaves little to the imagination.

Round 1

The girls are testing each other out at first, moving, shimmying – and Jacqueline lands the first blows, smacking Helen with two sharp left jabs, rocking her head backwards. Helen moves in to respond, but Jacqui’s using those long legs and arms, keeps Helen at bay, and finds her face again, then again, jolting her head back with that jab of hers, already pinking up the skin around Helen’s cheeks, a frown set on the shorter girl’s features. Again Helen tries to come in close, but she’s just getting picked off, Jossa easily commanding the ring, her gloves bouncing off Helen’s face, the older girl looking poor here and starting to walk into punches instead of avoid them, Jacqui looking pleased with herself at the bell.

Round 2

Jacqui’s well on top at this stage, and she’s dancing around Helen, giving her the full benefit of her left jab, smacking it into Helen’s mouth and her cheeks, swings a following hook – but misses and allows Helen to get inside her reach, the blonde now roughing Jacqui up a little, possibly landing a low blow as well. Certainly Jacqui looks in some discomfort, the referee pulling the girls apart, and that punch to the crotch has taken some of the bounce out of Jossa’s legs, Flanagan getting in close again – and there’s another one below the belt for her to absorb, which makes the kid gasp, those slender thighs quivering, but she holds again, waiting for the referee to pull her and Helen apart. Again Helen swings a low(ish) punch towards Jacqueline’s midsection, but this time she sways clear, and for the first time smacks Helen with a combination, wiping her head to and fro with three solid punches, the round ending with Helen shaking her head to clear it.

Round 3

Helen is out of her corner very quickly this time, catches Jacqui sleeping a little, and nails her in the ribs with a good left hook, then slaps a right into the younger girl’s belly, Jossa holding at first, then pushing the blonde back, giving herself a little space to use that extra height. Jacqui’s a real handful in the flyweight division when she uses that reach, and Helen’s just eating that left jab, the kid slamming her face hard now, Helen backed up to the ropes, peeking through defensive gloves, looking to ride out the storm behind her guard – but Jacqui’s punches a coming too fast and too often, and she’s got Helen’s face marking up a little more now, blood trickling from her bottom lip, with maybe a tear or two seeping from her eyes as she gets a tough lesson from Miss Jossa this round.

Round 4

Jacqueline’s moving really well again now, seeming to have shaken off Helen’s dubious bodyshots, and she’s got the blonde rocking as she smacks left jabs into the older girl’s face, the right side of Flanagan’s face now looking rather bruised, and she half turns away, gets tagged on the ear with Jacqui’s right hook, and drops to the canvas, on her knees to take an 8 count, and gingerly gets herself vertical again. Jacqueline keeps her distance, won’t let Helen get inside to hit her to the body any more, and she’s just picking the blonde off with ease, stinging her with the jab, but in the closing seconds she’s getting stuck in, lands a hard right hook in Helen’s mouth, deepening her split lip, and follows up by wiping punches back and forth across the older girl’s features, her head spraying sweat and snot with every blow.

Round 5

Helen’s none too quick off her stool this time, and she looks pretty tired, trying to defend herself again, Jacqui’s punches just never seeming to miss, and Helen’s legs give a little quake as she takes the right hook again, followed by a straight left, a straight right, and another, a stiff left jab, a right over the top, then another straight left, and Helen just seems to crumble to the floor, lying still as the referee counts to 10 over her.

Result: Jacqueline Jossa knocked out Helen Flanagan in round 5.

Well, Jacqui got her win – and an emphatic one at that! She announces to the fightfans that she wants “that vile little cocksucker Samia Ghadie” next. And who knows? Samia rarely declines a challenge – especially from a soap opera rival.

Now Jacqueline visits Helen in her corner, and she tells her, “When your boys have tidied you up – come to a party! Just you and me! And I think you know where that pouting mouth of yours is gonna spend some time, huh? Let’s see you floss your teeth with my pubes, slag!”