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31 August 2013 Nicole Scherzinger vs Olivia Wilde

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Asylum PPV

(Site: The Asylum Arena; Philadephia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on August 31, 2013, 11:23 pm

BEFORE:

"I've seen a lot of Nicole, obviously," says Olivia. "And she's a VERY good fighter. Very dangerous. But, I'm as good as any bantamweight in the world. I've proved it before, and, tonight, I'll prove it again."

"This is a big fight for me," says Nicole with a shake of the head. "I've come so close this year. Vandervoort. Holt. Close. I need this one. And I'm going to TAKE it."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and, as usual, Front Street giving the honors to Bazz tonight, because that's 'Don't Cha' you hear, and here comes the singer of that tune, the gorgeous Nicole Scherzinger!"

McCarthy: "AKA 'The Original Dancing Hooker'!"

O'Dell: "Scherzinger into the ring, helped off with the robe by Jewel and Britney to reveal that pink and gray number she's been wearing of late, and the crowd appreciates the view..."

McCarthy: "Over. Rated. And what's THAT music? Isn't it a little EARLY for Halloween?"

Cassie: "If you used that tablet for something besides a MIRROR..."

McCarthy: "As long as it's off, it makes a GOOD mirror..."

Cassie: "Then you'd KNOW that the music is Bach's 'Toccata and Fuge In D Minor', which has nothing to do with Halloween, but has been used that way for years..."

Tess: "As you would ALSO know if you used the tablet, Pointy likes to use classical music for his girls..."

McCarthy: "Shut up Scabbo. And Shut up WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, but do it quickly, so that you don't miss the lovely Olivia Wilde climbing into the ring. Wilde helped off with the robe by the Bazz corner to reveal a red bikini that has the crowd abuzz. And the ladies are about ready. Let's get some picks. Tess on record as favoring Olivia. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Wilde's somewhat overrated. I mean, she's ok, but she's no Olivia MUNN. That being said, she's far better than the Dancing Hooker, so I'm picking Wilde."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

McCarthy: "I SWEAR it's a recording..."

O'Dell: "There's the bell and here we go. Scherzinger quickly on her bicycle, circling and jabbing. Wilde moving with, NAILS Nicole with a solid combination and ROCKS HER AGAIN WITH A GOOD RIGHT HAND!"

McCarthy: "This is going to be over quickly. Wilde has her hurt in the first 30 seconds!"

O'Dell: "That she does and Olivia moving in for the kill. Staggers Nicole with a left hook, backs her up with a nice flurry. Good right hand in there wobbled Scherzinger again!"

Tess: "Nicole in real trouble here. Sputtering around..."

O'Dell: "Wilde ANOTHER good right! Backs Scherzinger into the ropes. Nicole just hanging on! Olivia opening up with both hands now, looking to take her rival out of there. AND SCHERZINGER ROCKS WILDE WITH A RIGHT HAND! Olivia stumbles backward and now Nicole going off! Scherzinger backing Wilde across the ring, letting loose a barrage of punches, pony tail flying as she gets everything into the blows!"

Tess: "There's been enough action in this round for a whole fight!"

O'Dell: "And now it's Wilde backed into the ropes with Nicole hammering away. Scherzinger landing clean stuff as the last seconds tick off the clock. There's the bell to end the first and the crowd on its feet!"

Cassie: "Tremendous heart from Scherzinger to come back from almost being stopped to put Olivia in that kind of trouble."

Tess: "Scoring it even, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Have to. Nobody did more than anyone else"

Tess: "So, 10-10 after one. And what a start it was."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "The second round begins with Nicole again on her bicycle, circling, popping the jab. Olivia looking to cut the ring down, bring her to battle, but Nicky showing those dancer's legs, staying off center, sticking and moving..."

Tess: "Not many bantams are going to beat Nicole at this game. She took Alba apart doing this..."

O'Dell: "Wilde trying to stay busy, but not finding the mark. She's not missing by much, but she's missing a lot. Scherzinger getting to her spot, letting a couple of punches go, and then she's gone before Olivia can get off."

Cassie: "This is CLASSY stuff from Nicole. Not many girls can do this to The Wilde Girl."

O'Dell: "But, Nicole is apparently one of them. Scherzinger showing off those slicks and quicks her manager is always talking about. Sharp-shooting with the left for points, finding space for rights, ducking and dodging counters. Wilde continues working, chasing, trying to square up, but she won't get it done this round. There's the bell and Scherzinger has the lead in shutout fashion."

McCarthy: "20-19 through two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round underway and some SPIRITED exchanges right away. Good, sharp punches from both ladies!"

Tess: "Classy stuff on both ends right now..."

O'Dell: "Scherzinger a GOOD combination and Wilde fires right back with one of her own! These are some serious firefights going on here, Mac!"

McCarthy: "And the crowd into it, Jenny! This is the kind of action fans love!"

O'Dell: "Scherzinger STINGS Wilde with a right hand! Olivia wobbled a bit by that. And now WILDE nails Nicole with a right hook! Scherzinger a little stumble there and Olivia picking up the pace looking to consolidate. Scherzinger being backed up now. Wilde has her a little dazed and Olivia taking full advantage. Scherzinger fighting back but Olivia getting the better of things now, as Nicole is clearly a little buzzed. Wilde pulling away down the stretch and in control at the bell to even this one up."

Cassie: "29-29 after three. Exactly the kind of competitive fight we expected."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth round underway and Wilde now pressuring Scherzinger. Nicole moving better now, though, circling and jabbing. Olivia stepping and getting off some quick flurries, finding the range much better than she did in the second."

Cassie: "Nicole doesn't have the legs all the way back yet. Wilde taking advantage. Able to score as a result."

O'Dell: "Scherzinger getting her points as well. Able to land in combination herself, but Olivia managing to fire back effectively this round. Tenacious back and forth stuff going on, Mac."

McCarthy: "There's definitely a lot of pride showing out there right now..."

Tess: "And give Nicole credit for plenty of grit here. Earlier in her career, she had a reputation for getting bullied, maybe being a little soft, but not anymore. She got rung up last round and is still feeling it, but she's competing hard here."

O'Dell: "Wilde, though, is having the better of things. Being more effective. Landing cleaner and better shots. Scherzinger getting more and more leg back as the round goes on, being more evasive in the final seconds, but that's not going to show on the scorecards. There's the bell, and Olivia has the round and the lead."

Tess: "39-38 after four."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Fifth round underway and Scherzinger has the legs back. She's on her toes, showing excellent movement, working behind the left hand. Wilde with good head and hand movement, working in counter..."

McCarthy: "Slick stuff from Wilde. Patient. Working to time here and fit punches into keyholes."

O'Dell: "Nicole doubling up the left. Sticking and moving. Olivia giving a little ground with a back slide step with the left foot, turning the right shoulder forward, shortening the distance for the right hand. Nicole circling right and Wilde turning with the back slide...AND DROPS SCHERZINGER WITH A RIGHT HAND!"

McCarthy: "KEYHOLE PUNCH and a BEAUTY!"

O'Dell: "Scherzinger on all fours as the referee picks the count up at three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. And to her feet. Referee gives Nicole the mandatory and here comes Wilde. Olivia immediately opening up with both hands, driving Scherzinger into the ropes. Wilde banging away at Nicole's high guard, ignoring the body, head hunting in the best possible way, looking for the off switch...STRAIGHT RIGHT SNAPS THE HEAD BACK! Scherzinger wobbles but stays on her feet. Wilde a good left hook and another right...AND IT'S OVER! REFEREE HAS SEEN ENOUGH! SCHERZINGER LIVID, BUT HE'S STOPPING IT..."

Tess: "Fast whistle, Mac?"

McCarthy: "I don't think so, Walmart. Good call. And that makes it FOUR in a row for Bazz over Front Street!"

O'Dell: "And a result that places your winner by TKO5, Olivia Wilde, smack in the middle of the title picture, wouldn't you say, Mac?"

McCarthy: "No comment!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I've got our winner, Olivia Wilde, and what a performance tonight, Wilde Girl..."

Olivia: "Thanks, Tess. She's not easy to deal with. Needed to pull a lot of things out of the tool box. Fortunately, there are a lot of tools IN there..."

Tess(smiling): "Jenny McCarthy, the trainer of Olivia Munn, is still down at the table. Got anything you want to say to her?"

Olivia: "If your girl wants some, Mac, you have Pointy's number. If you don't call, we'll all know WHY."