8 Round Seniors Bout

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Posted by Simguy on Saturday, 05-Jun-1999 16:33:23

Before: Seniors bout pits two fitness pitchwomen against one another, and Vicki is especially vocal in her denunciation of Somers, calling the blonde a 'cheap hack' while Suzanne retorts in kind. Somers a limited pug in her prime, has never shown Principal's level of skill, but it's been 10 years plus since these two last met. Somers with the thicker trunk and legs, looks like she might carry a bit of a power advantage into this fight. Suzanne in black cotton gymnastics leotard, sleeveless, against Vicki in red.

R1: Principal squares up and goes toe to toe with Somers early, defying the pundits who had predicted a boxing attack from Vicki. She does well, taking the fight to Suzanne with that biting left hook, and looking for opportunities to spear Somers' chin with the right hand. Suzanne tries to body up on the smaller woman, and lifts some heavy leather up into Principal's toned ribcage as the fight progresses in a phone booth. Round to Victoria on volume - neither girl hurt.

R2: Vicki changes up and connects with a lead right that smashes through the jaw of Suzanne, leaving the blonde's mouth lolling on Principal's bare shoulder on the follow through. Somers unhinged by the punch as Vicki begins to throw combinations. Stepping back, walking Suzanne into the blows, Vicki nails the blonde with short right lead and wide left hooks. A bang-bang right/left leaves Suzanne groggy, allowing Vicki to reset her feet and lunge into a good-night right to the cheek. Somers crashes to her back, gloves at her face as the ref counts 10. Spectacular KO for Vicki P.

After: Vicki P shows up her infomercial rival with a dominant performance revealing Suzanne to be a soft, slow, version of her former self. Somers undaunted however, hinting at a possible seniors set against Markie Post, or even faded legend Raquel Welch.


Sim Guy

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