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7 October 1999 Bo Derek vs Jaime Pressly

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 3 months ago

Bo Derek.jpgJaime Pressly 06.jpg

 

Posted by Simguy on Thursday, 07-Oct-1999 20:27:26

 

Thanks to FightFan

 

Before: Pressley a hot commodity despite dropping the decision to Richards. New management group takes her on the road for some seasoning - bout takes place at Bo's Hollywood estate, high noon - ring set up at poolside before small invite only crowd. Derek in her prime an athletic free swinging brawler and she still packs a wallop with her lanky frame - Pressley needs pressure, aggression to come out on top. Black string bikini for soaking wet Derek, Silver Jamie string bikini for Jamie - small gloves for both women.

R1: Pressly with her stalking look early, left swaying gently in front, right cocked at her chin. Bo with some early sweeping left jabs to the belly, Pressly parrying with the right. Jamie cutting off the ring, twisting right and left to whip her punches against Bo's defense. Derek flat footed, using upperbody mojo to confound the blonde beauty in front of her, but it's Jamie's round.

R2: All Jamie early as she sheds any vestige of respect she had for Bo, walking the older woman down and unleashing lashing wide rights and lefts as Derek is unable to slip all the incoming. Midway through the round, Jamie lifting a slapping left onto Bo's jaw has the aging legend floundering, but as the blonde opens up, Derek able to counter with a flush right uppercut to put Jaime on her hands and knees. Derek not pressing the issue after the knockdown, and Pressly not eager to close until the bell.

R3: Jamie walks Bo down, scowling up through her eyelashes as she tucks her chin in and lets her hands go in murderous horizontal swaths. Derek leaning back, firing only a tepid jab, and looking for the uppercut from too far out. Pressly with a hand on Bo's shoulder in the final minute, slaps repeated chopping rights to Derek's swinging breasts at the bell.

R4: Bo circling away, pushing the jab rather than committing to it, and Pressley continues the meanspirited breast attack, squaring up on Bo at every opportunity, and tagging those babies with short swiping right hands. Derek clinching in pain during the final minute as Jamie presses her back to the to ropes.

R5: Bo looking desperate, winging a wide right hand to Jamie's ear, but the blonde continues to step on in. Pressly reaching with the left, conies over the top with a series of banging right
hands and has Bo covering up and bending at the waist. Pressley sweeps at Bo's exposed lower back, swabbing kidney with cruel glee, and Derek collapses to the deck, arching her back from her knees.

R6: Fight takes on a brutal tone as Jaime now relentlessly walking in on Bo, taking her by the arms, pushing her to the ropes and clouting her about the mouth until Derek's legs tremble. Pressly enjoying the beating, has Derek all but out on several occasions, but clinches up under the arms to prevent the legend from falling. Bo slapping punches in return, but clearly getting her head handed to her in vicious fashion.

R7: More meanspirited action as Jaime walks Bo to the ropes, pushes Bo's right arm out of the way by the wrist and brutally clubs at the jaw with short right hands. Derek swaying to the ropes, blank expression, eyes swelling as Pressley pours it on. Jamie always pushing, holding and leaning on Bo before standing up and digging in with her right hand. At the bell, Pressley beats Derek ragged with several sawing right hands to the sternum.

R8: Pressly strutting to the slaughter, has Derek hurt with a looping overhand right that glances off Bo's forehead. Derek's legs giving way - she reels drunkenly across the ring. Jamie stepping with her, lifting the right hand into Bo's face, swatting the older woman across the back of the head with the left -just chasing and swiping at Bo from pillar to post. Bo finally seated on the ropes, and Pressley steps in, whipping her punches to Bo's bony ribs, looping right uppercuts through Derek's limp guard, and beating Bo senseless to the bell. Derek a wobbly, broken ruin, can't get off her stool for the 9th as Jamie blows kisses from the opposite corner.

After: Pressly showing heartless killer instinct in going way beyond the necessary to pour a beating onto Bo. Derek battered unrecognizable in her own backyard, quitting on her stool before a woman barely half her age. Jamie's handlers happy with the performance - a much busier, more active effort from the blonde this time

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