BBU & ACB Presents: "The Ashes--Day One"

Posted by Vassago on October 11, 2013, 1:17 pm

Indeed Ellison's last win outright dates back to but McNaught's career hasn't really taken off and she comes to Wembley Arena as a clear underdog. To make things worse, as Georgie Thompson exclusively reveals, she was supposed to fight Georgia Salpa on the card but following Salpa's epic win over Kim Kardashian lately a quick switch was made to avoid a potential disaster: "But Elizabeth Hurley had the last laugh and brought Jennifer Ellison instead to make those ACB tramps look really stupid. C'mon, Jenny, rip her guts out!"

Erin McNaught wearing a pale green bikini top, yellow knickers and black gloves. Jennifer Ellison wearing an all-black lacy bikini set and red gloves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Ellison with a lightening quick start, blasts a jabbing combo on the chest after closing Erin down and splits her mitts with a fine uppercut, skims off the chin and follows up with a right hook on the eye. McNaught fires back over the top but fails to even graze the blonde as Jennifer dekes around on her feet, sends more leather from the side and snaps Erin's head back with another jabbing combo. Nikki Visser yells at her girl to avoid the looming close distance disaster but Ellison is simply too quick for her and just bashes the brunette to the body thereafter, tries to shatter the guard again as Erin sinks on the ropes in the final minute and soaks up more punishment as the blonde peppers her ribcage and leaves gasping for air after another uppercut on the jaw right at the bell.

Round 2:
Erin circles around the ring, tries to let Jennifer wear herself out however the blonde quickly closes her down again and the brunette has no option but to engage in another punching galore; she tags her on the cheek with a left hook but eats two on the mouth herself and wobbles back with Ellison showing some core strenght. More bashing from the blonde, she whips her foe around the elbows and seeks another uppercut, McNaught blasts one on the boobs and leans on the local favorite, bangs a series on the stomach but Jennifer holds her ground and flicks a jabbing combo on the chest, reels Erin to the ropes but misses a hooking follow up; McNaught whacks her on the eye instead and bends to the side, throws a series on the head to force the blonde back but mostly bounces off the guard and fails to really hurt Jennifer who sidesteps from her anyway, just in case McNaught feels to confident in her performance.

Round 3:
Both girls square off in the middle of the ring as Jennifer takes the early stages of the round again, slamming jabbing series on the tummy and targeting the brunette's rack. Erin leans on her and shows more confidence after that late second round display; she's equally urged by Elle Mac and Nikki Visser to be more aggressive as this tactics should eventually break the local girl to pieces but for now Ellison beats the visitor for an overhand hook and clips her eye, follows up on the nose and wobbles Erin back before she can clinch the blonde by wrapping her arms around the waist. Ref shoves the Aussie away and Jennifer lands another hook on the eye after the command, blasts a left jab on the chest and pierces Erin's defence in the final minute, snaps her head back with more shots on the mouth and the ammount of leather thrown at the model begins to show as McNaught hears the bell nursing couple of pink patches on the tanned skin and once again she couldn't really overcome Ellison in a vicious close distance exchange.

Round 4:
McNaught wants to try something different but she's no match for Ellison's speed across the canvas and the English blonde closes her down again, fakes a low jabbing combo and whacks the brunette with a big uppercut on the jaw, misses a follow up though but that one clean punch was enough to stagger McNaught on her feet and Jennifer drills her guts in the middle of the ring, keeps bashing to the body on the minute mark and Erin sinks on her knees, takes more unanswered punishment and Ellison makes her drop her arms alltogether half way through the round, lands a left/right combo on the cheeks and there's no need for another uppercut WITH ERIN SLIDING TO HER KNEES and just unable to live with the blonde's flurry of punches. More lumps are visible on her face with a deep cut under the left eye seemingly the most troublesome but she's up at seven and nods back to the ref as Nikki and Elle grit their teeth in the ACB corner. Jennifer leaps after the model very quickly though and gives her no respite, goes around the elbows and pummels back to the ropes; McNaught all covered up on the head, tries to protect those facial cuts but allows the blonde to clean out her guts instead and she's trapped butt-in-ropes for remainder of the round with Ellison just slamming her on the midsection and trying to chop down again but runs out of time to make that happen. She still leaves the brunette in visible discomfort and the mood in ACB corner is grim already and not much better in the Yvonne Strahovski's VIP lounge.

Round 5:
Ellison goes all-in after her wounded rival and traps McNaught in close range, belts to the stomach and simply reels the visibly slow and aching model to the ropes. Erin in a desperate cover upstairs but it's all too easy for the blonde anyway who keeps slamming leather against the ribs and sinks the visitor on her knees until the minute mark when McNaught can't take any of this anymore and JUST SLIDES DOWN OH HER BACKSIDE and moans in pain. Ellison in overwhelming mood right now, simply breaks the brunette's spirit and threatens to punch her out to the orbit... Erin rolls onto all fours and beats the count on soft knees at six... this one is going only one way but ref refuses to protect the outmatched model and sends her into more misery.. Jennifer slams a right hook on the eye, follows up on the mouth and just bashes Erin's face as the arms can't stay high enough anymore; McNaught bounces off the ropes and heads back straight into the blonde's path, jabbing combo on the mouth splits the lower lip and Erin's moans just get louder... Faceful of leather follows, Jennifer punches the brunette at will and spins against the turnbuckle.. McNaught tries to wrap her arms around the ropes but loses her footing and eats a low right hook on the temple but she was going down anyway... ERIN'S ON ALL FOURS, slumps onto the forearms and shakes her head as a small drop of blood from the lip cut lands on the canvas.. Ellison hops around her and urges to get up; she wants to knock her out unconscious tonight but will get no chance as Erin doesn't move from her position and simply lets the referee count her out instead. KO5 Jennifer Ellison!!!

AFTER: Angry scream from the blonde, she wanted a much more impressive victory against the dark haired model tonight but it looks like she broke Erin's spirit quicker than her body and simply couldn't finish her off in a front cover fashion. Denise van Outen talks "routine performance from an FCBA veteran to extend BBU's lead to 4-1" but Kylie insists that Rachael Finch would have blasted the doors off her instead. "Perhaps with all the Georgia Salpa changes, Jennifer should be fighting our ACB champ? After all, I think that Rochelle Humes is actually a better fighter than Ellison but just hasn't found the right spot within US management like Jennifer did. And I still believe Ellison slept her way into the FCBA rankings! "

As Denise tells Kylie that she doesn't know much about the FCBA reality, Yvonne Strahovski leaves the VIP lounge, shoves Sarah Cummings away and heads straight towards the ACB coaching team. "Call Kimberly Davies now! We're getting wrecked here! Who accepted those match-ups? If we don't win three out of the next four fights, we might as well scratch Day Two and just give the Urn back to Liz Hurley!" , "Never!", Elle screams out at the younger blonde, "Dannii Minogue and I personally took care of the English girls two years ago and it's a matter of pride! Besides you wouldn't drag Dannii away from Cheryl Cole even if the entire Adelaide Crowes team came to help you! Three out of four you say? With Miranda up next and Erika after that, I think we're gonna be leading after Day One, Vonnie!"

Final result: Jennifer Ellison def. Erin McNaught KO5.