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12 October 2013 Rachael Finch vs Rochelle Wiseman Humes

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BBU & ACB present "The Ashes 2013" - Day Two

 

Posted by Vassago on October 12, 2013, 3:42 pm

 

The writing's on the wall for the visitors as they have to win all three remaining bout to regain the Urn and there's a tense atmosphere among the coaching staff despite the presence of ACB's lightweight champion Rachael Finch who has a history of winning the all important fights and it doesn't get any more important than this! She faces ex-BBU lightweight champion Rochelle Humes (nee Wiseman) who is trying to score an almost impossible double this fall by beating Finch and then Miranda Kerr to regain the lost belts in unprecedented fashion! As Green & Gold and local reporters indicated yesterday, the papers have been signed by Baudo and Kimberly Davies and it's down to Rachael Finch's whether the Humes devilish plan will blow straight up in her face!

 

Everyone's gathered ringside and even Kylie Minogue must admit this is probably the highest-profile bout of the night, in cause of Finch victory possibly topping the Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole rematch in the Main Event later, Hurley, Posh, Halliwell on one side, Davies, MacPherson, Strahovski on the other... Georgie Thompson wrestles Sarah Cumming away to have the best front row seat but get hairpulled from behind moments later as some tempers boil over among the reporters, as the two blondes start to roll on the ground, Charlie Webster skips by them and delivers the final word before we head upstairs for the call... Denise and Kylie are ready, so here we go!

Rachael Finch wearing a red bikini set and black gloves. Dark brown hair in loose waves. Rochelle Humes in a bright yellow basque top, black knickers and red gloves. Dark brown hair with a lighter shading straight, tucked behind the ears.

Round 1:
No holding back from both girls as they know what's at stake and if anyone expected a slow start, they may feel aggrieved as Rochelle thumps an early combo on the face and snaps Rachael's head back but the Aussie champ refuses to yield an inch and fires back over the top, spikes Humes on the mouth with single hand jabbing as she takes command in close range and increases the onslaught thereafter... Rochelle tries to stand tall in similar matter but must revert into some quick footwork as Finch nails her one time too many before leaping into another attack, jabbing from both hands. All facial assault has Rochelle reeling back towards the ropes and the Aussie champ shows exactly why she's the champ, just keeps going forward in a way rarely experinced by the English singer; Humes tries to slice through the Oz leather in the final minute but Finch cross-hooks her guard anyway and lands more shots on the nose, has Rochelle trembling all of the sudden but a quick jump to the side just beats an overhand hook that was heading right on the eye and could have buried Humes on the spot; the crowd ain't like this at all with Rachael just hassling their girl around in the dying seconds and Rochelle just dancing around the ropes in avoidance.

Round 2:
Rachael wants to make a brutal statement and simply rips into Rochelle's stomach from the bell as Liz Hurley's intimidating tactics backfires early and has the singer moaning in pain already with Finch thumping her ribcage sour and escaping a clumsy uppercut on the jaw ... another close range trap works for the Aussie well; she slices Humes' arms and bounces off the chest, keeps drilling it briefly before going for the chin herself and that's a way to send a clear uppercut.. Rochelle's head snaps back much to the ACB's entourage delight and Rachael seeks more damage; clips Humes' mouth and rocks her back & forth with a jabbing series on the temples... Humes all covered up and falling on the back foot, soaking up more punishment with the guest champion peppering her in the middle of the ring, slicing the mitts again and bouncing off the cheeks.. weak overhand respone, Rochelle keeps getting shut down and switches back to some nifty footwork as Finch refuses to punish her more in this round but gives all the judges a massive smile and quite frankly she hasn't been bothered at all so far with Humes' title prospects labelled as "a farce" by Kylie Minogue.

Georgie Thompson and Sarah Cummings have been separated by the security crew and shake hands despite losing some hair in their vicious exchange and they even manage to grab a quick drink before the third as all is back to fine & dandy... apart from Rochelle's tactics...

Round 3:
Finch keeps avoiding the English girl's leather as Humes looks a bit desperate already and rushes her attacks; the ACB champ ducks and weaves at will, makes Rochelle moan in anger rather than pain before slicing a left hook on the mouth, right on the temple follows... but skims off the glove as Humes turns to the side and buries a jabbing series on the Aussie's cleavage... Wembley Arena roars in support as Rochelle indicates she's perhaps not a sitting duck here after all and uppercuts the rack with Finch scowling in rage... a quick clinch follows but the ref is even quicker to help the English singer; he drags the guest brunette away before shoving her into the path of Humes' oncoming right hook, a dubious move from the man in charge... however Rochelle backs out of it and pummels the rack instead, Rachael was all ready for the shot to the face and left an opening; Humes pummels between the arms and seeks more breasts mauling, gets clinched again as Finch tries to halt her comeback, ref is at it again earns an elbow on the chin as Finch steered herself properly and both girls are left wrestling on the ropes as the man in charge struggles to catch his breath.

Round 4:
Humes squares up to the ACB champion who for once decided to answer back and tags her chin but eats a right hook on the eye and staggers a bit as a flurry of punches from both sides follow and the girls really want to punish each other tonight; Finch thinks better of it and jumps away much to her coaches' advice but Rochelle's in a red mist mode, very rarely one can see such a reaction from the otherwise hot blooded singer, yet she's been unable to crack her foe down tonight and now bounces off the mitts instead of shattering them apart; Rachael works the single hand counter, spikes Humes' nose and causes more yelps as Rochelle jumps at her anyway and there's a nasty clash of heads, Finch gets caught on the nose and starts bleeding all of the sudden as ref ignores her pleas for a medical break and Rochelle buries a right uppercut on the jaw and spins the brunette back to Elle Mac. Quick follow up has Humes pummelling the visitor on the face again as Rachael struggles to breath and that really looks like a more serious injury but the action keeps going until the bell; Humes works double hand assault with no sympathy whatsoever but even though she traps her opponent on the turnbuckles, Finch refuses to buckle and in fact gives her a nasty whacks across the mouth late after the bell as tempers have boiled over and both girls jump at each other and wrestle themselves to the ground, Finch on top, smacking leather againt Humes' face and it's really getting out of hand... Liz Hurley and Elle MacPherson jump in the ring to separate the hellcats but quickly start trading bare knuckles instead and it entertains the crowd more than Finch punching Humes in the face... here comes the security crew and past glory or not, Liz and Elle are dragged away from each other... Kylie counts that Elle landed six clean shots on Hurley's face and received only four herself but it's irrelevant as both veterans are escorted back to the locker room and finally Rachael is removed from Rochelle and shoved back into Kimberly Davies' arms as things settle down at the very last moment; Yvonne Strahovski looks shell-shocked, that's too hard to take even for FCBA standards and everyone needs a good breather before the fifth with the cutmen working on Rachael's bloody nose but she's lucky to avoid a DQ which would have settled the Ashes but everyone realizes that calling the fight would be lethal and threatened riots inside the Wembley Arena as suddenly Erika Heynatz and Miranda Kerr arrive in Finch's corner and if looks could kill, Miranda would be roasting Rochelle raw right here and right now and nobody wants to have a piece of Erika's left hook anyway so the atmosphere quickly calms down for good and we await the bell...

Round 5:
No frickin' respite for anybody as both women rip into each other and the fight has escalated into a personal affair with repeated facial slap, now it's all upstairs and Rochelle lands a big right hand between the mitts and bloodies Rachael's nose seconds into the fifth; ferocious response follows though and the ACB champ slices the guard herself and thumps the singer's cheeks, tries to dwarf Humes in the middle of the ring but as her bleeding gets worse, Rochelle works the overhand on target, simply spikes that wounded nose and before Finch realizes it, she's got blood flowing down her chin; yet she refuses to step back, just keeps drilling Humes' rack instead but eats a cross-hooking counter, more overhands on the nose and RACHAEL'S KNEES BUCKLE... Rochelle bangs another left hook on the temple, fires a right on the chin straight between the arms... FINCH LANDS ON HER BACKSIDE as her legs gave way and resulted in the ACB corner looking on in horror... Kylie's silent in the booth as the crowd errupts in joy... Rachael's wipes the sweat off her lips, smears blood all over her face instead and she just can't believe it! Rochelle taunts her to get up and the ACB brunette is back on her feet at seven but just can't find her breath as her nose may well be broken... what a disaster for the awesome fighter... a quick check from the doctors who wipe the blood off her face but the fight resumes shortly afterwards... Kimberly Davies and Erika Heynatz all over her ear during that brief pause but as she jumps right into Humes' path, she gets tagged on the chin with a fierce uppercut and staggers on the spot... Rochelle with more overhands on the mouth and nose... guest brunette's head snapping results in a loud moaning on top of that as Humes barks in anger and uppercuts the rack, leaves the ACB champ stranded and just eating more leather over the top.... nose starts bleeding again as Humes ups the tempo, pounds away at Rachael's face and could ony watch as the arms go numb and offer no protection anymore... left hook on the eye tees up a right hand on the nose and half-spins Rachael aroud.... TTTIIIIIIIMMMBEEEEEEEERRRRR!!! Finch hits the deck flat on her face with eyes closed and she's not getting up! NOT GETTING UP... ref counts her out with visible pleasure and Rochelle climbs the ropes as she has truly delivered the final blow tonight... The Urn is coming home... KO5 Rochelle Humes!!!

AFTER: Pandemonium in the ACB corner as Erika Henyatz and Kimberly Davies attend the fallen Rachael but Miranda Kerr leaps after Rochelle and drags her down from the ropes... but the security crew was prepared for this and allthough Kerr manages to thump the Englih singer on the cheek, she gets wrestled away and as Humes realizes the Aussie supermodel gave her a spicy rash in the proccess, she refuses to react on scene and only yells back at her: "We'll be seeing each other really soon, skinny face! Really soon!"

Kylie's silent in the booth as Denise van Outen is proud to announce the score is now nine to six and there's no way the BBU can be caught anymore so the Urn won't be going back to Melbourne via Qantas Airlines! "Yep, the Humes vs Finch bout was the deciding fight, Kylie but we won it and well, even if Dannii will make a mess out of Cheryl Cole it won't change a thing..." (...) "...please, Denise, there will be time for some post-event comments and we've got a lot of things to talk about but even if we're passing over the Urn, Cheryl's panties... or shoud I say, the plastic whore's panties will be burned tonight and heck, you better pray Denise that Dannii will go easy on the plastic whore or else..."

Sarah Cummings reports from the locker room that Elle MacPherson and Liz Hurley are involved in another dust up with the Aussie supermodel giving her English counterpart a black eye before returning to the hotel. Moreover Rachael Finch has escaped a nasal fracture but needs treatment on the extended bleeding suffered against Rochelle Humes and has promised a revenge on the Saturdays singer one way or another already. "Might come via Miranda Kerr's gloves...", Kylie Minogue concludes her comments and urges Sarah Murdoch to knock the stuffing out of Lucy Pargeter before the Plastic Whore Destruction Main Event.

Final result: Rochelle Humes def, Rachael Finch KO5.

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