RETRO BOUT CA. 2005 BY JAC FAC

Reposted by Archer on November 9, 2013, 7:27 pm

It had been obvious on the set from day one that Julia Roberts and Amy Adams were NOT kindred souls. Julia had the over all 'star power' and young Amy didn't like it one bit. But there was something else that got under Amy Adams skin about the Smyna, Georgia gal; Julia's overall arrogance and it rankled Adams. The script for 'Charlie Wilson's War' - with Tom Hanks in the title role - required Amy to be subservient to Julia, including fetching her drinks and taking 'other' orders. The 'other' that Adams detested was Jullia showing off her toned 41 year old body in a bikini - a body that was spectacular if you consider Julia is a mother of three!

Adams, by contrast, was fairly well covered up throughout - although she did get to show a pair of nicely sculptured legs in a revealing skirt in one or two scenes; but that was about it! Amy had it in for Julia and when she heard about the R&R (Revenge/Resentment) Ranch outside Las Vegas run by Linda Kozlowski she e-mailed the R&R thru their web site and made arrangements to go there hoping Julia would also be inclined to show up and 'settle the score'.

Kozlowski had contacted Roberts and gave her the word - and Julia was intrigued!

"Damn! That goody two shoes twit wants a piece of my ass, huh? Well hell, let's bring it on!"

Adams and Roberts ran into one another at the Anne Hathaway-Kate Hudson fight.

"Great fight!" gushed Adams.

"Yeah. That's what I'm gonna do to you sweet cheeks," was Julia's reply.

"We'll see about that, won't we?" Adams came back smartly. "You're dead meat."

"See you there next week, there you puny weasel," was Roberts parting shot as both turned to go.

Julia Roberts was training with Kim Basinger while Adams had Sigourney Weaver helping her. Weaver had decimated Basinger in the ring several years before with a blazing knockout; then - after stripping Kim naked - mounted her in the middle of her table which held a birthday cake for Sigourney.

Kim's bare ass was pointed straight up in the air and Sig loved to show the picture of the 'happy event' to everyone since she had been responsible for putting Kim in that position.

"Listen," began Sig's advice. "This gal is a lefty and she's tricky. Don't get faked out by her. She's crafty and fairly strong too. You'll be in a fight, but you can beat her ass." Amy brightened at that last comment.
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Fight night arrived and as both gals climbed through the ropes; Amy stripping off her robe to reveal sexy white bikini panties and ample boobs and sexy legs. "Let's see what MAMA's got to compare to this!" she roared to the crowd.

Julia's face reddened as she whipped off her purple robe with a Georgia Bulldog to show everyone how good she still looks in that bikini as the crowd hooted their approval.

Referee Elke Sommer waved the gals to center ring for their instructions. "Let's make it a good fight, ladies," she purred before the gals slapped gloves and headed back to their corner. The bell rings...

Round One - Roberts is darting around trying to confuse Adams who has been schooled on this move by 'Big Sig' and lands a wicked right cross that slips past Julia's left guard. Roberts staggers back, only to be rocked by another shot.

"There's more - lots more!" taunts Amy as she blisters the Georgia gal with a volley of body blows that leaves Roberts panting and grimacing. "So much for your Erin Brockovich bullshit act," laughs Amy.

The taunt arouses Julia who fires a scoring left to Amy's right eye that shoots Adams' head back. Both gals are at center ring showing their mutual resentment toward the other; both slugging with abandon. Amy's shots to Julia's head land cleaner but Roberts gets in some good answering shots - including a vicious left cross that sends Adams reeling back. There's plenty of fighting and little talking as blue-eyed redhead Adams is slamming brunette Roberts with crushing head blows.

The bell rings and Amy Adams turns on her heel, smirking and looking back over her shoulder at a sagging Julia Roberts. The judges scorecards give the round to Adams - narrowly.

"Keep up your attack and don't let up," instructs 'Big Sig' Weaver.

"Yes Ma'am," is Adams breathless reply.

Round Two - Adams fires a solid right that clobbers Julia's jaw and sends her hurtling backward to the ropes. The crowd is on their feet!

"Get her Amy!" yells one. "Drill that snob!" screams anti-Julia booster Paris Hilton.

Adams obliges, wickedly delivering a series of unanswered head punches that make Julia woozy. Roberts' face is swelling now and she looks like a beaten fighter.

"You're good Amy..." Julia mutters. "Ya got me...I'm yours. Please...stop hitting me," Julia pleads.

"No chance hotshot you're ALL MINE! announces a predatory Amy Adams. "Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!" she exclaims as three of her most powerful blows crack into Julia's jaw and then close both her eyes.

Elke Sommer grabs Amy Adams and pulls her to her corner. Amy is looking over her shoulder, watching Julia's closing 'salute' with her right glove as she teeters, the topples to the canvas, crashing face down. Julia Roberts, the star, has been brought low by a relative newcomer and the crowd is all over this.

"The 'WAR' for Julia Roberts, is over," Julia admits sheepishly at her postfight conference. "Amy is a top notch fighter and I sit in in total awe of her."

There is a warm hug as Amy waves Julia's bikini over the naked Roberts who - except for a baseball cap - sits naked at the table.

"Stand up Georgia Gal," snaps Amy Adams.

"Yes Ma'am," mumbles Julia as she complies with a bright red, full body blush.

Amy spanks Julia's Julia's bare ass cheeks and tells the world, "I told her I'd beat her ass!"

Sigourney Weaver laughs as she's served iced tea by her long ago victim Kim Basinger who is paying off their side bet. "Be in my cabin in one hour!" Amy directs Julia.

"I'll be there, yes ma'am," the dutifully submissive Roberts' says, her eyes downcast and her head bowed in reverence .