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16 November 2013 Hayden Panettiere vs Lucy Liu

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Posted by simguy on November 16, 2013, 9:20 am

BEFORE: "I'll destroy Hayden Panettiere," Lucy announces all siamese-cat eyes in prefight. "The ring is a cage designed to crush girls' spirits. Hayden doesn't know that yet. She will."

Panny rolling her eyes at Lucy's ominous tone. "You know, this isn't my first rodeo," Hayden reminds press row. "Lucy's a great fighter, but even she would admit her best days were like a decade ago. This is my time. If the ring is a cage, it's my cage now, and SHE'S getting locked in with ME, not the other way around!"

Hayden in gold Nashville bikini; slick crown braid coiled round her head; small black gloves. Lucy in black lace push up; boy-leg leopard print trunks; small black gloves; snarky slick high pony.

During ref's instructions, Hayden's cheeky, engaging Lucy in conversation:
Hayden: "Know what I'm wearing?"
Lucy: "Hooker-kini?"
Hayden: "Nope: my gold ass-kicking bikini."
Lucy: (flat stare of hate)
Hayden: "Boom."

DURING R1: Lucy hands at her sides, bending and leaning her torso back and forth, but Hayden DOUSING Liu in pesky volume. Blonde girl spitting lefts and rights - just pinging locators, but it's harassing Liu off balance as Lucy's trying to slip it all. Minute mark, swinging right finds the tip of Lucy's chin as she leaning away...LIU GOES DOWN! Not a devastating drop - Lucy quickly up and glaring, but Hayden grinning/jogging to neutral corner, playfully kicking her own buns with her heels. Upon resumption, Liu flat footed, trying to punch with leverage, but Hayden stubby-jabs Lucy to ropes, then sets upon her hup-hup-hup. Lucy: butt-in-ropes, stooping forward in earmuff. Hayden: crowding close; beating hooks in behind Lucy's right elbow; bumping her braided head into Lucy's guard; batting away pesky right/lefts head and shoulders when Liu bobs forward. Bell: Lucy scowling, looking worked over; Hayden grinning, glowing en route to her stool.

R2: Hayden ass-kicking party continues...scooting footwork mated with spitting stubby jabs chases Lucy to ropes. Liu supple in the pocket - left across her tummy/back of right hand at left cheek as she slips and rolls, but Hayden's showering her brunette with punches. Hayden bobbing rapidly on the spot, pushing and bumping, parking left hooks thick behind Lucy's right elbow. Lucy trying to edge her shoulder into Hayden to move her back, but Panny stubborn, pushing Lucy back into ropes and hooking her ribs...Hayden keeping things compact and professional as she beats on her girl bell to bell. Ref pulls Hayden off at the break - blonde girl grinning wide, making taunting eye contact with a smouldering Liu through 2.

R3: Lucy in closed stance, hands at her sides, left shoulder pointed Hayden's way, feet wide. Up-jab from Lucy's left hip touches at Hayden as blonde girl's coming in. Liu slide-stepping back, then pivoting to her right, dragging that lead (left) foot in a bucket. Hayden turning, trying to close, but Lucy flashing a sudden, sneaky right uppercut, then swiping the hook across as she continues to slide counter-clockwise. Hayden bobbing, forming crossed-arm, stubbornly trying to walk Lucy down, but it's not working: Liu spooking Hayden with the sudden power shots; managing Hayden with the up jab; turning Hayden's left flank. Just as Panny seems to be anticipating the counter-clockwise rotation, Lucy will hook-and-pivot clockwise, neatly scoring to chin while gliding to safety. Bell to bell Lucy touches Hayden up - blonde girl taking it all well, but the smile's gone: fight's on.

R4: Lucy scowling, supple in her closed stance, bold with her hands dangling low. Hayden baited forward, but Lucy's backhand up-jab flicks and distracts, dictating distance. Minute mark, Hayden fields a wicked right uppercut to chin - blonde girl never sees it - Lucy picking Hayden up onto her toes with the shot while pivoting counter-clockwise. Panny wobbly-butt for the first time, looking concerned...blonde girl trying to stubby-punch her way close, but Liu keeps shaking pursuit. Midway through, Lucy slides back in-stance, baiting Hayden forward: VICIOUS left uppercut off the thigh scorches Hayden to chin as Liu pivots-left around the shot and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Panny spilling onto her face...Liu executing a cute little pixie-step across Hayden's buns en route to neutral corner - totally unnecessary. Hayden sniveling, trying to push up off her chest, but nothing from the waist down is working. KO4 Lucy Liu as poor Hayden can't clear the mat.

AFTER: WALK OF SHAME, LUCY TO HAYDEN! Boos cascade down as scowling Liu tugs Hayden around, positioning her in all fours corners in a brazen statement of supremacy. Panettiere stunned, blinking away tears...she's being treated shabby and everyone knows it. "So much for today's flyweights!" Lucy brays in postfight. "These girls couldn't have carried my slippers back in the day. Flyweight used to be a shark tank, now it's a guppy pond - I've taken the best of them and turned her into blonde rubble tonight!" Reactions mixed in the audience - Scerbo and Hudgens loving the sight of Hayden so distressed and shaky; Hough, Carter, Bell et al looking more stone-faced...nobody wants to see a resurgent Liu at 110. Nobody.