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30 November 2013 Alyssa Milano vs Pink

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Alyssa Milano 08.jpgPink 03.jpg

 

"Five Witches and a Queen at the Asylum" PPV

 

(Site: Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on November 30, 2013, 11:18 pm

 

BEFORE:

"Look," says Alyssa with a gorgeous smile, "I've beaten girls like Fishel and Panettiere. Pink is a step down for me, frankly, as I'm going to demonstrate."

"Yeah, she beat Fishel," says Pink without the trace of an expression. "So, she can fight. Can't take her lightly. That would be a mistake. Fortunately, it's a mistake Pinkess didn't make."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and..."

McCarthy: "What's THAT song? I kinda LIKE that..."

O'Dell: "That would be 'Blackbird' by the Beatles, the favorite song of the girl coming to ringside right now, Alyssa Milano!"

McCarthy: "Well, it makes sense that Milano likes the Beatles at HER age..."

Tess: "Um, Mac, she's a month and a half younger than YOU..."

McCarthy: "WHAT? Not possible!"

Tess: "She was born December 19, 1972, you were born..."

McCarthy: "I KNOW WHEN I WAS BORN! I WAS THERE!"

Cassie: "So was Hippocrates..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"

O'Dell(sighing): "Milano into the ring, helped off with the robe to reveal a white number that shows she still has a great body, and that's 'Trouble' you hear, and on the way to the ring is the singer of said song, 'The Queen of Front Street', Pink!"

McCarthy: "I'd rather be the queen of Love Canal. Less toxic waste..."

Tess: "You know, Mac, every once in awhile, you make contact..."

McCarthy: "Thank you, Wal...WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE'???"

O'Dell(sighing more deeply): "Pink into the ring, helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and there's that black bikini with the white skulls she favors. Ladies about ready, so it's time for picks. Tess favors Pink. How about you, Mac?"

McCarthy: "We ladies born in 1972 have to stick together. I think Milano's the better fighter, and I think she'll win."

O'Dell: "Cassie..."

McCarthy: "Cue the parrot..."

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

McCarthy: "UNbelievable!"

O'Dell(sighing even more deeply): "And, there's the bell for the first, and Milano right after Pink. Alyssa very aggressive here, pushing forward behind her left hand, banging home rights. Pink willing to give ground and circle..."

Tess: "Are you surprised by this, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Not really. Everyone knows by now that Pink likes to take a round or so to do recon. She does it almost every time out. And a veteran like Milano will take advantage. She wants to grab control here, and she's doing it."

O'Dell: "Alyssa very active. Still moves very well. Pink circling, moving. She's very athletic, of course, and has great feet, but Alyssa able to keep up, get to her spots and score. Pink mostly using the left, moving the head quite a bit, looking for openings and throwing an occasional right..."

Cassie: "I can see why Alyssa could give a girl like Fishel trouble. She's got good hand speed and knows what she's doing in there..."

O'Dell: "And what she's doing right now is scoring points and winning this round. Final seconds ticking off, Pink still circling and jabbing. Alyssa lands a short flurry before Pink bounces away, catches Milano with a one-two at the bell. No damage done to either lady, but no question Alyssa gets the first and the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway with Alyssa still the aggressor. Pink moving, circling, reversing...AND DROPS MILANO WITH A LEFT HOOK!"

Tess: "That punch came from NOwhere!"

O'Dell: "Alyssa dropped to her back. Referee sends Pink to a neutral corner and picks up the count at three, four, five, six, seven. Alyssa to her knees. Eight. And she's up at nine. Milano taking the mandatory and the referee going to allow it to continue, and that's all the invitation Pink needs! She's all over Alyssa, forcing her back into the ropes and going to work with both hands!"

McCarthy: "Milano's in trouble here! Pink not bothering with the body, just pounding away upstairs and Alyssa doesn't have the legs to do much more than paw back at her!"

O'Dell: "Pink banging away at Milano's guard, splitting it with jabs, following up with hooks. Referee looking closely as Pink rings Alyssa up with a good right hand. Milano clinching, trying to run clock. Pink digs a left hook to the breadbasket, then a right hand to the head. Milano ties up. Referee forces a break. Pink nails her with a straight left. Alyssa back in the ropes, leaning backward with the hands high and tight, putting the ribs on sale, but Pink not buying, banging away upstairs right to the bell!"

McCarthy: "Give Milano credit for surviving that one. I wouldn't have bet on it."

Cassie: "But the 10-8 round puts Pink ahead 19-18 after two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Into the third and Pink right back at Alyssa. Lands a solid one-two that backs Milano up. Alyssa willing to give ground now as Pink forces the issue, looking to close this thing..."

McCarthy: "Milano seems to have the legs back. Moving pretty well. But Pink still smelling blood in the water."

O'Dell: "No doubt, as she's keeping the heat on. Milano a good right hand that got Pink's attention, and she lands another one! Pink backed up a step. Alyssa with a flurry and...IT'S OVER? Referee is stopping this!"

McCarthy: "What? Why? He let Pink hammer Milano on the ropes for two minutes and Alyssa lands some good shots and he stops it?"

O'Dell: "Pink not at all happy about it, just shrugging her shoulders and shaking her head. Front Street corner can't believe what they've just seen..."

McCarthy: "Where was THIS referee when I was getting ROBBED against Campbell?"

Cassie: "Are we still ON that?"

McCarthy: "Shut it, Scabbo!"

O'Dell: "Pink back to her corner in disbelief and she's not the only one who doesn't like this. Fans are greeting the announcement of the winner with a smattering of boos, but that won't change a thing. Your winner by TKO3 is Alyssa Milano!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Alyssa Milano, and, Alyssa, some folks of the opinion that stoppage was a little quick..."

Alyssa: "I didn't expect it to come that fast, but, it didn't matter, Tess. If I didn't get her then, I'd have gotten her later or just beaten her on points. I'm better than she is, and, sooner or later, that was going to win the fight for me. All the quick whistle did was save Pink some punishment."

 

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