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3 December 2013 Eva Mendes vs Poppy Montgomery

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

 

 

Posted by simguy on December 3, 2013, 1:24 pm

 

"The most sought-after opponent in boxing is the vulnerable movie star," Poppy says in prefight, practically licking her lips at the prospect of a Mendes take-down. "Claiming Eva might do more for my name than all my other wins to date - that's why you fight girls like her. She's fragile psychologically, ready to shatter...all the pressure's on her to come back strong, and that makes this the best opportunity I've ever had to shock the FCBA!"

Mendes keeping her chin up, taking Poppy's podium aggression without flinching. "I'm rested, fit, and eager to get punching," Eva announces in prefight. "Poppy's turned herself into one of the fittest women in the game, and I know she's going to test me, but I also know I'm going to pass. Is there pressure on me? You bet there is - pressure I put on myself. No excuses: I expect to beat Poppy Montgomery helpless. I'm a woman who beats women like her. That's just the way it is, that's the script, and I'm going to act it out line for line until she's beaten!"

Poppy in midnight blue, satin finish bra and panties; hot pink smaller mitts; red hair in unruly tangles. Eva in hot pink bandeau bikini; smallish black gloves; long brown hair in unruly tangles evocative of an updated Raquel Welch.

During R1: Mendes in closed, wide stance - flat-footed - elbows in, dukes up, chin tucked. Mendes leaning into her left jab, then leaning away; economical sliding footwork in-stance. Stinging pokes coax Poppy into attacking: Eva walks her in, greets her with the sneaky bolo right uppercut body or chin, hooking-with Poppy as she crowds close. Montgomery having trouble closing against this look: redhead trying to come over-the-top with right hands against the extended Mendes left, but Eva's rolling it well, countering hot with her own right underneath.

R2: Same patient approach from Mendes - leaning in the provocative jab, channeling P-Mo into costly frontal assaults. Midway through, Montgomery blunders into a supple right uppercut to chin that brings her back (right) foot skidding forward...she's on her heels, tottering backward as Eva surges forward with hooks - Mendes sweeping wide left hands across Poppy's face and breasts and REDHEAD DOWN! Poppy swept to her back all shocked and distressed...Eva struts to neutral corner eyes a-blaze. Wobbly-butt 8 for Poppy Mo at ropes, but she firms, walks Eva in and actually outpunches her toe-to-toe as Mendes looks to clean up for the win.

R3: Poppy's looping overhand right crosses Eva's extended left, bashing in behind left ear: Mendes' legs give a shimmy as she baby-steps to her right, hurt. Poppy's turn to jump in with wide, sweeping hooks, belting Eva ropeside: Mendes blinking all long-lashed and startled, looking disheveled - curls in eyes, lips parted. Eva shows maturity, sliding along ropes, using her legs to get back to midring...she's able to settle back into that wide, flat-footed stance - managing Poppy with the jab/fade-away routine. Montgomery in hot pursuit, but bogging down at Eva's front gates: Mendes managing pressure with first-touch pre-emption; just enough footwork; body lean-and-roll; sharp counter punching - especially via the right hand.

R4: Eva really puts it on Poppy, touching her up bell to bell. Montgomery strong on the attack, but cooperating with Eva's front: brunette channeling her redhead up the middle, feeding her the right uppercut, then out-hitting her as Poppy sputters to a halt inside. Poppy blinking, confused, wearing down...redhead getting sloppier and sloppier on the way in - progressively easier for Eva to dictate terms. By the final minute, Mendes is BELTING away on Poppy - hurting her on the way in; chasing her away with rangy right crosses/sweeping left hooks. Poppy stumbling, wobbly-butt but standing at the bell: red-head's fabulous conditioning saves her from knockdown.

R5: Poppy changes arm-angle on approach, walloping Eva a wide right hand just above left hip rather than trying for head. Mendes stutter-stepping in receipt, elbows flinching down: Poppy able to leap into a sweeping hook, cashing in chin and scattering Eva to ropes! BEATDOWN! Mendes shabby, covering up face in gloves...Poppy crowds close, puts her head into Eva's guard and belts away to glory downstairs. Poppy just bouncing hands off Eva's hips/arms/ribs, then reaching in to push Eva ropeside/pull apart Mendes' defences - brawling Eva ala Roberto Duran. Eva's breasts come under clobbering, heartless attack - Poppy just chopping away blunt right/lefts to jug. Mendes' curvy legs hold her up, but she's battered bell to bell by a ferocious Poppy Mo through 5.

R6,7: Possibly the smartest, most mature rounds of boxing in Eva's career: she puts up two classy shutouts, denying Poppy any chance to build on her strong 5th round. All comes from that relaxed, flat-footed, wide stance - Eva leaning to make initial jab-contact at her farthest range; leaning back and slidestepping to absorb Poppy's charge - keeping the jab on Montgomery, lining her up for the right uppercut inside. Poppy competing like a little pit-bull - high earmuff guard; weaving forward pressure, but Eva's got it all measured. Mendes touching Poppy coming in/going away; pivoting to turn redhead; countering and clinching to dictate terms.

R8: Eva subtly turning puncher - looking to hurt Poppy now rather than simply manage her. Mendes willing to linger inside with Poppy - riding the left forearm on redhead right shoulder while right uppercuts work the Montgomery breasts or chin. Sweeping hooks/chopping right hands batter Poppy side to side in close - Eva getting her back into blockbuster wallops, pasting Poppy groggy, backing her up. Montgomery staggering when hurt, hopping away from pressure for the first time...redhead composure starting to crack. Eva sees it, starts walking Poppy down like a bully: Mendes just strapping lanky on Poppy at the bell.

R9: Poppy's hurt, gunshy. Magnificently toned body starting to give in to Eva's will - Poppy's cringing, covering up, legs all a-tremble under the
slinging weight of Eva's shellack. Mendes ruthless, relentless - she'll step in that jab; lash the right hand sidearm to Poppy's midsection; clip Poppy the left uppercut to face; flare the left hook out wide and take Poppy in behind right elbow. It's all too much...Montgomery in full rout now, swept across the ring/along the ropes...she's an exhausted, discouraged beauty - taking punches, then leaning into Eva to push her away. Down the stretch, lashing, rubbery hook snatches at Poppy's tummy; slinging overhand right smites Poppy's jaw and DOWN GOES MONTY! Poppy bludgeoned to all fours: Eva snarling down all flaring nostrils, curls-in-eyes, lost in Poppy-hate.

R10: Poppy dazed, battered, but fiercely proud: she's determined to finish the fight. Eva sees the pride like a bull seeing a flashing red cape: it's Mendes pouring the leather to Poppy in a desperate bid to finish. Montgomery actually landing swinging haymakers herself as Eva's wide open, but Mendes shrugs off the clout, staying on Poppy with snapping licks off the tummy; wide sweeping hooks to jaw and breasts; slap-chopping rights to face. It's all too much - Poppy's resistance crumbles - she staggers around under Eva's assault, finally pitching face-first to canvas upon receipt of a crashing right to chin. Mendes panting hot, striding away hands-on-hips...her tank's empty, but it doesn't matter: KO10 Eva Mendes in spectacular fashion.

After: Rest does Mendes some good: Eva comes back better than ever - complementing her power with better decision-making and patience...she takes apart a very fit and willing Poppy Mo tonight. "We knew this girl was a hard-body, so I had to put the work in," a spent, but jubilant Eva admits in postfight. "I knew what a valuable trophy I would be for her and I was determined to deny her. You just can't let girls like this get over on you. I deserve to be in the mix at bantam. Those British girls at Rampant need a good old fashioned Latina lickin'. Vandervoort's strutting around with a new show, thinking she matters. Beckinsale's still skulking around, I mean - the table is set, guys. The table is set, and I'm hungry: it's time to feast on these bytches!"

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