BBU JMD CARD FROM O2 ARENA, LONDON (MAIN EVENT)

Posted by Vassago on December 14, 2013, 4:06 am

It's the Main Event of the BBU's inaugural JMD card and the fans are on their feet as straight from the Victoria's Secret catwalks and lingerie magazines come two fully breasted and scantilly clad blondes, Doutzen Kroes and Karolina Kurkova to settle an allegedly long standing dispute of just who is the top European lingerie model in the business.

Denise van Outen indicates that current lightweight champion Miranda Kerr tops both these fellow models in actual boxing skills but that's for another day to talk about and while Kurkova's title prospects have been dwarfed over the past twelve months, Kroes is very much on the upswing, having beaten former welterweight champion Kelli Young and another JMD hot prospect Laury Thilleman earlier this year. But since it's a matter of personal pride tonight, all those Dutch model's victories are not that important and inside reports from the Lioness Club suggest that Kurkova is prepared like never before for this clash, looking to kick-start her career again courtesy of comprehensive destruction of Doutzen's jugs! The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.  

Doutzen Kroes wearing a blue monokini with an orange X-shaped cross covering her breasts and orange gloves. Karolina Kurkova wearing a similar white monokini with a red X-shape cross on her boobs and blue gloves.

Round 1:
Kroes makes another slow start to her fight, ivnvites the Czech blonde into ripping jabs straight from the bell and gets clipped on the rack early as Karolina settles into a devoted punching effort in mid-range, spikes the fellow blonde from the side before Doutzen realizes she needs to answer back but misses her hooking approach and eats more leather instead as Kurkova leans on her and closes the striking distance, whacks Kroes on the navel before shoving her arms aside and pummelling the rack. Doutzen fires over the top but only grazes the red cross as Kurkova shows nifty footwork and dekes to the side, sends piercing jabs and cross-hooks to dominate possession, cracks a heavy uppercut to sway the Dutch cleavage and leap away just in time before a jabbing counter can nail her. Kroes wobbles forward, falls into a left hook on the orange cross and the Czech blonde drills her with single hand, cracks an overhand from the right to follow up and stagger the younger blonde in the middle of the ring; Kroes has to cover up, eats more thumping leather on the guard and cricles away towards the ropes in the dying seconds as she drops the round with a half-hearted showing.

Round 2:
Kurkova seeks more inroads, clubs a jabbing series against the rack but Kroes leans forward in response and whacks the fellow blonde around the elbows, both girls keen to gain upper hand in close heat but the Dutch vixen skims off the flesh and slips even further forward, eats a huge right hook between the assets and loses balance... KURKOVA POUNDS AWAY IN FURY, batting the briefly stranded foe on the chest and shifting her backwards, Kroes tries to respond but can't break through a flurry of leather, gets tagged on the boobs repeatedly and seeks cover in mid-distance... to no avail as the older blonde slams uppercuts from both hands and staggers her in the middle of the ring; more heavy pummelling from Karolina who just belts away at the Dutch girl clearly indicating she wants this punishment like it's 1968 all over again... KROES'S ROCKED inside the final minute, slumps onto the ropes as she gets her arms shattered aside and Kurkova opens her eyes wider, drills the orange bow and threatens to dismantle the blue monokini... nobody's sitting in the audience and Karolina traps Doutzen on the ropes for good, bends her forward with more clubbing jabs on the chest but runs out of time to send her spawling on the canvas!

Round 3:
Kroes' worried about the shape of her outfit but still with a determined look in her eyes, springs into immediate response to the fellow blonde's rout and jabs at Kurkova's body, spins around another Czech missile and whacks her with a big uppercut on the red bow herself. Karolina dekes to the side but right as Doutzen fires away another low hook around the elbow, tags the liver area and splits the arms thereafter, bounces off Kurkova's chest and leans on her, keeps drilling the midsection and has the older blonde wincing and seeking a clinch. Cross-hook on the money shoves Kurkova away though and a flying hook staggers her to the side making clear impact with the boobs... DUTCH FLURRY OF LEATHER follows as Doutzen reels her opponent back and finds long-awaited success in close range, bats away at the defensive looking Karolina who fails to handle the barrage well this time and reverts into avoidance footwork; more spirited jabs keeps Kurkova on her toes but she avoids significant damage and manages to clinch the Dutch girl late in the going as Kroes tries to sell her a wayward elbow against the windpipe but gets wrestled towards the turnbuckle just as ref steps in to separate them seconds before the bell.

Round 4:
Both girls trade furious leather as Kurkova tries to tame any potential threat from her Dutch foe and clips the rack first but gets pinged on the navel with a low blow before enduring a jabbing series on the boobs which spring up and down and collapse to meet a cracking right hand as Kroes wins the battle in close range and sends more uppercuts down the stretch, forcing the older blonde to another dance around the ropes. Doutzen picks up the pace and keeps spiking the fast moving Czech with single hand, her eyes glowing now as she leaps onto her rival and bounces off her chest, shoves her against the ropes and traps with another solid right, flicking a flurry of leather moments later as Kurkova struggled to retain her footing. BASHING GALORE from the Dutch blonde who sags Karolina on her knees but lifts her jugs up with a jabbing mayhem, turns her to the side and spikes the liver area to sink down, right hook plants Kurkova on the ropes and a cross-hooking combo results in the Czech girl bouncing off the ropes like jojo, Kroes slams a left hook between the arms again and buries a low left just below the elbows... KURKOVA'S DOWN ON HER SIDE, crumbling under the onslaught in Laury Thilleman deja-vu fashion! But she beats the count at six, throws the Dutch vixen a massive death stare and tries to fight her way back into this round, pours in with a decent flurry but crashes off the forearms and fails to split the arms; Kroes stands tall and works the single hand instead, keeps the older blonde trapped on the ropes and barks in delight at the bell as Karolina refuses to yield superiority and bumps into her with both girls threatening to apply some really dirty tricks soon.

Round 5:
Another bash signals the opening of the fifth round as Karolina pours in with a jabbing combo on the money whereas Kroes leans forward and bumps into her with a hooking slice around the elbows... another clash of heads occurs before Kroes uppercuts the Czech's rack but gets spiked on the ribcage with Kurkova switching her tactics and working downstairs, flirting with the waist line and clinching to catch the Dutch vixen by surprise. Ref shoves her away and Doutzen misses a key hooking approach next, swings and throws the body weight in the wrong spot, wobbles around and GETS SLAMMED on the jugs with a piercing combo as Kurkova romps away at the orange bow thereafter, slamming more heavy leather and making the younger blonde moan in the middle of the ring; a quick switch on the ribcage freezes Kroes even further before she can mount a response, slices the mitts well but as she throws a put away jab on the chest, gets beaten for an overhand hammer that downs her jugs and sinks her on wobbly knees.. KROES SPINS AROUND, turns just in time to HAVE HER ORANGE BOW RIPPED OFF by a flying hook, the blue monokini gets untied and Doutzen screams out in shock... KURKOVA POURS IN with a head of steam and pumps the exposed chest up and down as Kroes squeals in agony, soaks up punishment but gets hammered into the open with the Czech blonde screaming in terror as wel... THUMPING SERIES FLATTENS DOUTZEN'S RACK from point blank-range and SHE CRUMBLES ONTO HER KNEES on the spot, falls forward onto her face as Karolina kicks out the loose orange tie and waves to the crowd... Kroes hugging her assets but there's no wardrobe malfunction time out and she has to hang on until the bell... which she can't... nice pink patches all over her rack as she falls onto her side and lets the ref count her out in a mild upset... KO5 Karolina Kurkova!!!

AFTER: Czech girl with both arms in the air as the Dutch vixen sits down and follows her orange bow lying helplessly in the corner. Nasty series from Kurkova removed her monokini and allowed to punish the rack in true foxy boxing fashion, supreme punching qualities shown from the Czech blonde who claims the Victoria's Secret European honors... for the time being as Doutzen gets up few seconds after the ref calls the bout and wants to disturb Karolina's victory dance but has to protect her boobs first and falls into a quick hair pull from behind... that's Kurkova dragging her towards her corner and spinning around the turnbuckle... she digs a double jabbing combo on the navel before Doutzen can even master the hairpulling pain and sags down on her knees, opens her eyes to witness Kurkova pressing her boobs against her face and smothering her onto the canvas, "Take this, Dutch tart! My jugs stopped your jugs!"; Kurkova rubs her assets against the moaning opponent until Rosie Jones emerges from the audience and grabs her by the hair herself and wrestles down to the canvas. Security crew jumps in moments later to prevent further ugly scenes but the rivalry between Karolina Kurkova and the Lookout! Atlantic might have only just started. Kroes receives a towel for all her topless troubles and gets an escort from Rosie as Karolina's still upset over the premature end of her post-fight antics with the fallen Dutch vixen. But she'll get another chance to stamp her authority over the Lookouts as Denise van Outen indicates in her post-event comment that the latest LAB signing, Gal Gadot would like to thump Karolina's mounds off in the near future.

Final result: Karolina Kurkova def. Doutzen Kroes KO5.