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20 December 2013 Jessica Alba vs Kate Beckinsale

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Posted by simguy on December 20, 2013, 10:02 am

 

Before: "Jessica's claim to greatness was always smoke and mirrors," Kate sneers in prefight. "Based on one strong summer - a summer she never lived up to. 'Super Starlet'...don't make me laugh. She was always a paper tiger, and one I shall take great pleasure in shredding!"

Alba hot-cheeked in rebuttal. "Kate should talk," Jess says at podium, eyes flashing. "Her empire's crumbling at home and abroad. I hear Vicki Smurfit wiped the carpet with her in London, and everyone saw how Beckinsale buckled against Dormer and Blunt. It's over for her. She's old, worn down. I've been a champion: Kate's highest achievement was in keeping Jenny McCarthy in check. There is no comparing the two of us. I'm hotter, better, harder, and I'll break this chick!"

Each girl summoning her most iconic look for this contest - Jess in her Into the Blue "A" bikini (neon baby blue top, stripey bottoms); white gloves; long blonde hair. Kate in purple lace push up and panties from World's Sexiest shoot; hair in long brown tusslin' tangles; black gloves.

During R1: Kate seeking out Jessi's breasts with the left jab then WHAP! WHAP! smiting blonde waist palm-down right/lefts in quick succession. Jessica swinging a long, lithe left hook round to the head/dropping in a straighter, harder right - she's ticketing chin, trying to hurt Kate early. Leads to spicier and spicier trade - by the midway point, women are toe-to-toe, belting away hot to body and head, teeth bared, eyes blazing and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Jess wobbling out of orbit as ferocious trade gets into her legs...she stumbles past Kate's left flank, pitching to hands and knees all flabbergasted. Beckinsale seething, chest heaving...her savage glare of hate at Jessica's trembling back worth the price of admission right there. Alba beats count, but she's shaky - electing to lope around the ring in full rout rather than risk further punishment.

R2: Kate continues her methodical attack - locating Jessi's chest with the jab; beatin' blonde body right/left with palm-down choppers; stepping in as Alba gives way. Jessica grumpy, frowning...Kate's getting good bite on her body shots, turning Alba's tummy and rib flesh pink. Alba picking her spots though - stepping in with a low, slinging hook in behind Kate's right elbow; sliding right, trying to catch Kate slinging right hands upside the head.

R3: Jessica wins initiative - complementing that low-slung, limber hook to flank with a buggywhipping sidearm right to body. Lashed upon her flanks, Kate's forward momentum slows: she's a cautious, stung beauty coming forward - elbows bracing her ribs, knuckles at her cheeks. Takes a couple of minutes, but Kate finally able to walk through Alba's supple fire and answer back hot hooks/clipping little right uppercuts at close range.

R4: On the attack, Kate's systematic, body-focussed, looking to bruise Jessi's slender ribs, chop her supple waistline. On the defensive, Kate tightens up stroke, looking to trim Jessi's chin snug little right uppercuts/swatting hooks off the block. Alba scattershot in approach - that limber, step-in left hook low to Kate's right side is there, but the cost is high as Beckinsale waits in the pocket, then triggers compact receipts. Bell: Kate looking Jessica over with a bruising gaze; Alba looking disheveled, worked-over through 4.

R5: Alba lean, rangy - stepping in, stooping forward to reach the wide, rubbery hook in behind Kate's right elbow - blonde girl popping supple hips-right as she sinks in the sock. Beckinsale cringing - visibly double-clutching on receipts as she's hurt to the body, unable to get off. Alba stays on the older woman's torso - shifting counter-clockwise while nudging out the left jab, then strapping that wide, lashing sidearm right buggywhip to flank; shifting clockwise while touching lead right hands to Kate's guard, then stepping in that low-slung hook CHUP! BECKINSALE'S HURT! Kate wobbly-butt, baby-stepping, her elbows tight to throbbing ribs, hands at cheeks...she can't get off, she's afraid to reach out to clinch...Jessica's body-whipping Kate into submission! Painful to watch...Kate cringing forward, crying out into her palms as Alba lays on the strap - blonde girl all leggy and sinuous, pivoting to her spots, then laying in the bendy-backed harm. It's all too much...Beckinsale suffering, inching her way forward, then finally easing herself to canvas. She hugs her ribs, sitting close on her haunches, putting forehead to canvas, sobbing into the mat as the 10 count passes her by. KO5 Jessica Alba.

After: Strong start for Kate dissolves into nightmare as she succumbs to a withering body attack...Alba beaming, strutting, making a point of gazing down at brunette rubble in the immediate aftermath. "It's all falling apart for Kate now," Jessica gloats in postfight. She's not alone: plenty of pretty smiles, bright eyes in the audience at the prospect of an increasingly vulnerable Katie Becks. "Typical cougar - went at me hard early to try and take me out, but once her money was spent up, I took what I wanted. Got in there rich and thick guys - definitely the best body punching of my career. I took chunks of Kate's reserves away from her tonight that she'll never get back. Take a good look: Kate Beckinsale's ruined and Jessica Alba was her wrecking ball!" Good camera work catches the non-plussed expressions of Nat Dormer and Emily B: both women clearly feeling as though they've had something to do with Kate's decline as well.

 

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