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24 December 2013 Minka Kelly vs Olivia Wilde (redirected from 24 December 2013 Minka Kelly vs Olivia Munn)

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"THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS PPV"

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 24, 2013, 9:34 pm

(Results by Sim; Words by Sim)

BEFORE: Elisha Cuthbert campaigning hard in the pages of BLONDE! Magazine to get Minka removed from this fight: Lookout's little blonde bully just doesn't feel Minka's up to the challenge of Olivia Wilde. "I don't give two hoots about what Elisha thinks," Minka scowls in prefight. "It's classic her, trying to undermine me as I'm preparing for maybe the best boxer in the division. I'm not going to shy away from tuff fights just because I've struggled lately. I'm super-fit, I've probably got the best mental toughness in the game, and I'm not going anywhere. Minka/Olivia is a sensational fight, and Elisha can just soak her head for all I care!"

Wilde looking to claim one of the prettiest prizes in all boxing...but being respectful in the process. "Girls like Minka, they always fight with big chips on their shoulders," Olivia says. "I've been there...before I became a huge movie star, people just assumed I was a pretty face, amazing body and nothing else. I know Minka's got a fighting heart to go with the looks, so I'm training for a hard contest. Breaking Minka down is never easy, but she's not on my level skill-wise, and that's going to wear her down over 10 rounds. Better woman's going to win, and I know that's me. Afterwards, Minka's going to know it too."

Minka in lavender bikini; chocolate-brown hair in slick high-pony; small black gloves. Olivia in electric blue "Turistas" bikini; small navy gloves; hair in scrappy ponytail with messy bangs.

During R1: Minka steppin' heavy on that lead (left) leg, looking to slam lead right hands to Olivia's chest, then clip her the follow-on left hook to chin. WILDE GOES DOWN! Minka gets it exactly right - pounding home the right hand; lunging up from her crouch to hook a retreating Olivia across her chin...violent head-toggle and Wilde's on her back just seconds in. Olivia able to beat the count shabby, eyes blinking, balance swaying...she lays on ropes, forming groggy earmuff as HERE COMES MINKA! Kelly squares up, grinding her head into Wilde's guard, pushing on Wilde's tummy or hips, then belting away right/lefts to body. Olivia gurgling with hurt, curvy legs holding her up, but it's a long hard round: Minka atop Olivia bell to bell, pounding away like the world's prettiest bully in the first.

R2: Olivia flat-footed, still rocky, but stabilizing her front with a series of pocket-battles midring. Wilde bending, getting left shoulder into Minka's body, bumping her, trailing the hook into Minka's tummy, tipping torso-right, issuing a sneaky hesitation right uppercut to spoil Minka's attack. Kelly scrounging on Olivia, looking to swarm the class - whirling rights and lefts to flanks set up crouch-and-leap left hooks that force Wilde out of her positions. Olivia never panicking, but she's bulled into retreats...Minka very willful here, taking canvas, eating what she must in order to continue forward-pressure.

R3: Minka quickly atop Olivia at ropes - Kelly the worker, Wilde the sniper. Olivia supple in the pocket, dipping and rolling - back of right hand against left cheek/left at right elbow as she's looking to slip-and-counter. Minka bobbing on the spot, using the prodding right to fix Olivia's position, then hooking her body, hooking her head. Kelly not fancy - willing to wrap up around the waist and tackle Olivia into ropes anytime Wilde looks like she wants out of the cauldron. Olivia calm under siege, thumped heavily to torso, but managing to blunt the worst of Minka's assault.

R4: Olivia boxing in space, but she's not her usual smooth self. Wilde scuffed up, right under her chin, left at her hip - she's issuing flicking up-jabs, pivoting-left around her left heel. Minka energetic in pursuit - punching her stubby lead right into Olivia's tits - bobbing on the spot, lunging for chin with her hooks...Kelly's exuberance has Olivia flinching, reluctant to commit. Minute mark - Kelly bobs abruptly - the motion acting like a feint: Olivia momentarily confused, drops-guard to protect her tummy and Minka lunges up out of the crouch, unleashing her hardest hook! Crashing chin-connect - Olivia's head swiveling as her eyes roll back into her head...she crashes to her back, head-and-hands bouncing off canvas...Wilde's out cold and that's KO4 Minka Kelly!

After: Puncher trumps boxer tonight at Minka bangs out the upset...Kelly winking deliberately at Elisha before addressing the in-ring cameras. "Pressure really paid off tonight," Minka smiles. "We didn't want Olivia settling in - once she starts weaving spells, it's just too hard to turn the tide on her. Knocked her down right away, and that set the tone: she was always hurt tonight, legs were never there - that was huge for me. People think Elisha's the big hitter on our squad, but I'm a banger too! I'm compact, I'm strong - when I get my legs under me, look out: someone's gettin' smoked!"