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29 December 2013 Lily Allen vs Eliza Doolittle

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BBU BOXING DAY PPV

 

(FIGHT CLUB UK VS GARNET GUNNERS UK)

 

Posted by Vassago on December 29, 2013, 11:37 pm

 

Lily Allen is another singer making a BBU comeback after an extended break and she's been extremely vocal on twitter in the days leading up to Boxing Day PPV. Allthough Cheryl Cole's been the main target of her abuse, she's gonna have to deal with another fellow singer Eliza Doolittle first.

 

Doolittle makes her proper BBU debut tonight and the Manchester crowd remains coy whether she can do a better job than Jade Thirlwall several minutes ago. Allen showed some flashes of brilliance in her two previous fights but isn't regarded as favorite by neither Denise van Outen nor the Manchester audience.

Lily Allen in all white, basque top and boy-leg trunks with silver gloves. Eliza Doolittle wearing a red bikini top, black mini-skirt and red gloves.

Round 1:
Lily backs up her twitter abuse by immediately punching Eliza on the guts and spiltting her mitts with a fierce uppercut, the rookie trapped under a barrage of early leather just covers up but can't find any response as the fellow brunette cross hooks her over the top and nails on the chin. Doolittle on wobbly legs already as Lily pours in with more shots and tags the cheeks repeatedly before Eliza can cover up again, angry yells from Allen support her bid to destroy the rookie and she drops Doollitle's arms again with another fierce combo, just laying it into Eliza who falls onto the ropes down the stretch and has to accept the abuse. Allen romping away at her ribcage and just keeping her pinned onto the ropes, slamming more cross hooks on the head and making the girl moan at the bell.

Round 2:
More impressive stuff from Lily who ducks underneath a wayward hook and cracks a left hand on Eliza's jaw to freeze her in the middle of the ring before slamming uppercuts on her chest. Doollittle reduced into a punchbag in a flush, covers up but has the gloves shoved into her face shortly afterwards as Allen pours in and secures couple of nasty lumps on the fellow brunette's face. "Take that, you slut!", Lily snaps Eliza's head back and bends her to the side, reels back to the ropes moments later and reverts into punching her guts to jelly, drills the hapless brunette through the two minute mark and whips against the turnbuckle after yet another clean hook on the jaw. Doolittle starts to squeal in pain already as Allen torments her in the corner, bangs more leather on the tummy and signs off her dominance with another furious uppercut on the jaw that has Eliza trembling and getting saved by the bell more than anything else.

Round 3:
The rout continues as Eliza just can't do anything about Lily punching her tummy into a mush, bends forward after another vicious attack, has her mitts shattered with a swift uppercut combo switch and falls into a left hook on the jaw that FINALLY SENDS HER TUMBLING FLAT ON HER BACK... Allen wants more, urges the fellow singer to get up and resumes the punishment by hurting Doolittle's ribcage and trapping her on the ropes, arms drop lower and lower for the tormented girl and Lily adds more cuts to her face who starts to flash pink spots om both cheeks and the head-snapping assault leaves Eliza sagging back on the ropes and enduring another hook on the temple which SENDS HER DOWN ONTO HER SIDE moments later as Allen reigns supreme in the ring... ref has a really long look at the fallen rookie who is getting schooled in boxing in the hardest way possible... Doolittle's up at seven but looking terrible to wear... no mercy on Boxing Day as the fight continues but Eliza doesn't even make the effort of raising her gloves and gets slammed on the nose before a left hook on the mouth removes her piece which flies out of the ring... DOOLITTLE CRASHES FACE FIRST ON THE CANVAS and that's all she wrote tonight... KO3 Lily Allen in ultra destructive fashion!!!

AFTER: Nobody expected anything like this from the seemingly fragile Allen but she totally annihilated Eliza Doolittle on her debut even though Denise van Outen thinks she's gonna find it very hard to repeat that performance against someone of Cheryl Cole's experience.

However Lily grabs the mic mid-ring and brags about her return to action; mocks the medics' efforts to revive a sobbing Doolittle back to her corner in the proccess and promises to beat the living daylights out of Cheryl Cole already, "I don't mind if Chezza's gonna send her minions like Nadine Coyle or that German blonde bimbo against me first, I have a firm plan for 2014 and that's to wreck Cheryl's guts all over the country! Tonight, that was only the beginning! You have all been warned and I hope the Sluts Aloud got the message right!"

Final result: Lily Allen def. Eliza Doolittle KO3.

 

 

 

 

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