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31 December 2013 Brooklyn Decker vs Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

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"SEASON'S BEATING AT THE ASYLUM PPV"

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on December 31, 2013, 11:00 am

BEFORE:

"I may not have had much FCBA success...yet," says a hard-eyed Rosie, "But I'm good enough to fight at this level and there's NO girl I'd rather prove that to than Brooklyn Decker."

"Rosie is, frankly, not a lot of competition for me," says Brooklyn with a devastating smile. "But, I'll make the best of it, give my fans a show, then, when I think I've gotten enough work, I'll make her taste the canvas."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "We're back at ringside and..."

McCarthy: "She is just INSUFFERABLE! There's no one in the ENTIRE FCBA who has a bigger ego..."

Cassie: "Beckinsale?"

McCarthy: "That's the first smart thing you've said since joining the crew, Scabbo. Except maybe Beckinsale! Here's hoping Rosie cleans her clock..."

O'Dell: "And, speaking of Ms. Huntington-Whiteley, that's 'Start Me Up' by the Rolling Stones you hear, and here comes Rosie!"

Tess: "Huntington-Whiteley's only had two FCBA fights, but she's been to Asylum before. In fact, she made her debut here last year against Gemma Arterton."

O'Dell: "Rosie, of course, representing Kear's Kats. She's into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a cream and coral number that the crowd likes...and down go the lights and here comes the laser show..."

McCarthy: "RidICulous!"

O'Dell: "The music you hear is 'Also Sprach Zarathusatra' and the lady coming down to the ring is none other than 'The 21st Century Goddess' herself, Brooklyn Decker!"

McCarthy: "If I ever make a comeback, she's FIRST on my list..."

Cassie: "Beckinsale..."

McCarthy: "That's twice in one night, Scabbo, you're on fire. She's SECOND, right after BECKINSALE!"

Tess: "Decker one of a group of models that's broken through in the light/welter divisions, including Kate Upton and, of course, Adriana Lima."

O'Dell: "Decker into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Britney to reveal that yellow bikini she favors, and we're about ready to go. Let's get some picks. Tess favors Decker. Mac?"

McCarthy: "As much as I'd like to see Rosie win, she's a typical Dancing Hooker opponent, two fights, no wins, hasn't been past the fourth round. As overrated as she is, you have to favor Decker."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "And here we go. Decker right to work behind that sledgehammer left..."

Cassie: "The Front Street Jab..."

McCarthy: "JUST when you were starting to make sense, Scabbo..."

O'Dell: "SOLID left-right, Decker! Got Rosie's attention. Brooke stepping forward, forcing Rosie to retreat...AND ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! Rosie stumbles backward hurt and Decker going right after her!"

Tess: "This is NOT the start Rosie wanted..."

O'Dell: "But it's exactly what Decker wants and Brooklyn all over Huntington-Whiteley, battering her back to the ropes and hammering away with both hands! Rosie in a tight guard, hanging on, putting the body on sale, and Brooke will stock up on ribs as a result!"

McCarthy: "Rosie needs to do more here! There's not enough coming back! She needs to counter. She can't just stand and take or the referee's going to step in!"

O'Dell: "Huntington-Whiteley clinching. Decker shoves free, bangs the body, then goes back upstairs, pounding more and more shell into the listing S.S. Rosie..."

Tess: "Rosie doing well to stay upright! She's taking some serious punishement and hanging on. Firing back some now..."

O'Dell: "Final seconds tick off and Rosie going to survive. There's the bell and Decker bounces back to her corner with a huge smile on her face..."

Tess: "Rosie looking awfully shabby on the way back to her stool, but she survived to fight another day and is only down 10-9 after one."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round begins with Brooklyn Decker on the hunt. Again moving forward behind the heavy left. Rosie slipping to her right, countering, lands a good right hand. Huntington-Whiteley getting off with both hands now! Decker giving ground..."

Cassie: "Brooke not going to have any wild slugging in there. She's backing and circling. Making Rosie come to."

O'Dell: And Huntington-Whiteley more than willing to do so. She's after Decker in a big way..."

Tess: "Looking for respect, Mac?"

McCarthy: "No question about it. And she's getting it. She's landing clean, making Decker give ground."

O'Dell: "Brooklyn definitely on her heels as Rosie fires away. Huntington-Whiteley finding the range with the left, dropping in solid rights. Decker countering in spots, but continuing to give ground. Not going to stand in there and bang. Final 30 seconds of the round see Rosie even more aggressively coming forward, Decker tying her up now. Rosie working free and right back to work banging away to the bell. Excellent round for Huntington-Whiteley!"

Tess: "Sure was. And she's evened this at 19 through two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round underway and it begins the way the second ended, with Rosie going after Decker, but this time, Decker not giving ground. Instead she's firing right back and here we go! Slobberknocking two-way brawling underway and both girls landing some good shots..."

Cassie: "And Rosie shook Decker with that right hand!"

O'Dell: "She DID! Decker wobbled and Rosie going after her! Brooklyn reeling as Huntington-Whiteley fires away...AND DECKER HURTS ROSIE WITH A RIGHT HAND!"

Tess: "Nasty counter! Huntington-Whiteley saw it at the last instant and turned with it or it would be over!"

O'Dell: "Rosie in deep trouble, however. Decker rocks her with a left hook. Rosie stumbles backward. Brooke another straight right. Rosie's knees did a shimmy. Decker stalking now, looking to finish. Huntington-Whiteley covering up, trying to survive the round. Decker snaps the head back with a straight left...OVERHAND RIGHT AND DOWN GOES ROSIE! Huntington-Whiteley splashes to her back after a NASTY right hand! Decker to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Rosie rolls to her hands and knees. Seven. Eight. Nine...SHE CAN'T BEAT IT! Rosie still on her hands and knees as the count passes her by! And your winner by KO3 is 'The 21st Century Goddess', Brooklyn Decker!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Brooklyn Decker..."

Decker(grabbing the microphone, turning toward the locker room and pointing): "I know you saw that, Bar! And, you know what that WAS? ME showing YOU once again that I'm better, classier, and hotter! You take this girl out in four? I take her out in THREE. You walk her. But, I don't. Because I'm ABOVE that sort of thing. And, as for the hotness part, well. Just believe what your eyes tell you. No matter how much that hurts! Enjoy being in my shadow, Bar. Because that's where you're going to STAY."