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1 January 2014 Caity Lotz vs Lauren Cohan

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on January 1, 2014, 11:41 am

BEFORE: Youtube footage of Caity's destruction of Nina D, parkour and dance routines, open sparring sessions causing a bit of a sensation...Caity might be one of the best raw athletes since Kaley Cuoco or Hayden P. "I'm not intimidated by her running up walls, or trouncing some thin-limbed little trampire," Lauren shrugs in prefight. "Everyone's got a highlight reel - so what? Being a gymnast or whatever the hell Caity is doesn't make you boss in the ring. Punching and heart and compete makes you boss, as she's going to learn when we get into it."

Caity the picture of confidence in prefight, despite her slender FCBA resume. "I'm just too much athlete for most of the girls in this sport," pretty blonde shrugs with her school-girl little voice belying her physical gifts. "I blew the doors off Nina D because she wasn't strong enough. I'll blow the doors off Lauren C because she's not quick enough. Whatever your shortcoming is, I'll exploit it. I know I've got to back all this trash up, but when I do, you're going to have to talk about me in the same breath with Biel, Cuoco, Hayden - those girls. Lauren's coming into this the veteran girl, but when I'm done with her? You'll realize she was a sacrificial lamb all along!"

Cohan in pea-green sport top over standard black bra; baby blue cheerleader spankies; black shoes/white socks rolled down; small black gloves; short brown Walking Dead tousle. Lotz in bright baby blue sport top; tight white dance-shorts (similar in all respects to a cheerleader spanky-bottom); small white gloves; short white boxing booties; blonde hair in shower-damp kinks and tangles.

Lauren non-plussed as Caity puts on a show during ring entrance. Blonde walking in to Anita Tijoux - 1977; doing a front hand-spring over the top rope to enter, then running the ropes, bouncing off to generate hurtling momentum like a pro-wrestling hockey-puck, then taking time to draw a thumb across her throat while looking at Cohan (instant fine from FCBA compliance).

During R1: Lauren eyes-wide, dukes at cheeks, elbows in. Lotz springy on her toes, right at chest, left extended with the elbow raised. Caity pinging the jab with a little backhand flick from the high-elbow - just patting at Lauren's guard, measuring her. Sudden right hands over the top from Lotz; hesitation hooks as she leaps out of her crouch; beautiful ring movement as she pivots and steps-out, hops and walks around, bobs-and-steps, working in/out/around a wary Cohan. Nobody hurt, but Cohan clearly defensive: Caity the ballistic bodied little aggressor in the first.

R2: Lauren a bit more adventurous - stepping in a dutiful jab to locate, then hooking Caity palm-down to chin. Caity spitting jabs body/head - often off a bob-step feint to freeze Lauren first - classy stuff. Cohan not as quick as her blonde, but managing with sturdy defence and cool nerves. More points for Lotz but she's yet to break through in force.

R3: Lauren taking a disciplined, measured approach - right hand tight to cheek as she steps the left jab in - double-pecking it; hooking palm-down over the top to get herself close; then she's scrounging, looking to pump-tummy right/left; hook-and-get-out. Caity flashing back hot-combos on the inside, but she's largely foiled by Lauren's compact front. Brunette chips away for points, dictating terms, forcing blonde girl to repeatedly regroup.

R4: Caity ups tempo. Bob-step on approach feinting Lauren, confusing her: Caity able to lunge into hooks or stiff left jabs, catching Lauren clean to face. Minute mark, Lotz bobs once, twice, shows the left mitt, brings a POUNDING straight right instead and DOWN GOES LAUREN! Cohan punched clean on the chin, spilling to her right onto all fours when her back (right) knee gives out. Sputtering 8, Cohan: Lauren buzzed, staring as CAITY WADES IN! Lotz going for the win, unleashing whirling hell with both hands, holding her elbows in close to her body for tight churning action and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Cohan hunkering down in the pocket, absorbing shellack to flanks, then rising, catching Caity a perfect little counter-hook to chin, dropping Lotz to her back! Caity sputtering, sitting up all jittery - HER turn to take a wobbly 8 as Lauren paces neutral corner like a desperate panther. HAMMER AND TONGS! Lauren wades in to finish Caity at ropes: blonde girl digging in at apron, stooping forward in earmuff. Cohan opens with a swinging right to waist, spanking at Caity's firmness; shaves the left uppercut across Caity's hairline; doubles down on a left hook in behind Caity's right elbow. Blonde answers with a pesky little right uppercut to chin from the earmuff; chop-across left to mouth; swatting right to cheek, then she covers up to receive Lauren's receipts. Cohan big and banging to Caity's body - really bouncing both hands off sturdy blonde: Caity deft, accurate off the ropes, tidying up Lauren's available face in receipt. Bell: chests heaving, eyes blazing...both girls badly stung this round, looking each other over for any sign of quit.

R5: Caity accelerates, demoralizing Lauren with velocity, hitting power. Potshotting power off the pounce - Caity bobbing to feint, then striking abrupto: lead hooks; lead right hands; lead power jabs. Everything hits Lauren clean - solid single shots pounding off face, putting brunette wobbly-butt. Cohan distressed, trying to rally, but there's too much Caity - Lotz there-and-gone, leaping past Lauren as brunette covers up late. Caity fighting with a furious pout, eyes blazing as she looks Lauren over, then pounces in fresh hurt. Bell to bell Caity leaves Lauren swaying on her feet. Cohan doing well to remain standing, but she's all busted up and shellshocked, dropping a 10-8 without the knockdown.

R6: It's the Caity-on-Lauren show - Cohan just covered up, trying to stay square as blonde girl runs through her attack progressions. Lotz bobbing to feint; hook-and-pivoting to her left; leading the right hand, THEN hook-and-pivoting left; touching Lauren jabs in the forehead, then pounding her straight rights to midsection as Cohan keeps the guard high. Furious pout never leaves Caity's face as she scowls and prowls, circling and lunging at her prey. Bell: Caity making harsh eye contact on swooning Lauren...Cohan cringing on her stool during the break, taking a beating through 6.

R7: Lauren showing good composure, using her jab to disrupt Caity's pouncing attack, forcing the blonde to square up and trade. Trouble is, Caity's fine standing toe to toe - rolling hup-hup-hup to Lauren's gut; bumping left shoulders in close with brunette; hooking Lauren onto her heels, then walking her down as Cohan regroups.

R8: Cohan rocked early by the hook-off-the-bob routine...Lauren's knees almost giving out before she straightens up shabby, stooping forward in earmuff. Caity heartless, circling to her left; whacking Lauren a strapping right sidearm to gut; bouncing left hook off Lauren's right hip; dipping torso right to hesitate, then clipping Lauren's overhanging face the sneaky right uppercut. Cohan stumbling forward, being brave...she manages to absorb this punishment and answer back late, hooking Caity to chin, breaking blonde rhythm.

R9: Caity careless, over-confident - Lauren baits a trap by looking all woe-is-me exhausted, sagging back into ropes, but when blonde girl wades in, Lauren's punching to win! Lotz clipped HARD to chin, put wobbly-butt...Cohan reaching her right arm around Caity's waist to sling her into ropes! Lauren snarling, getting in thick to waist with succulent lefts and rights, rolling shoulders into the blows. Caity's butt slugged up into ropes, lips pursed as she's beaten breathless...Cohan pushing blonde shoulders to keep Caity ropeside and taking. Lauren coming up-torso, looking to finish with hooks and right hands to chin, but Caity wakes up, trades-with - BOTH girls getting lit up in final minute! Crowd roaring - Caity firming...Lauren visibly discouraged as she keeps her hands moving, but can't find the off switch on her blonde. Bell: girls fall into clinch, each trying to wrestle the other's back to ropes when ref gets in there strong.

R10: Lauren's spent: Caity surges to finish. Lotz roaming to her right - she catches Lauren a biting hook to chin, nearly sitting Cohan down as brunette's back (right) foot skids forward. Lauren distressed, but keeping her feet - she tries to slug her way into the clear but gets raked - blonde girl unleashing overhand rights/wide left hooks to clobber Lauren onto her heels in trade. Cohan reeling, eyes unfocussed, mouth open, but she digs in at apron, forming competitive earmuff. Lotz sees the pride, wades in - she sets up pate-to-pate, swatting hooks to Lauren's tummy; clubbing Lauren short-chop rights and lefts to either jawline. Cohan sleepy, on autopilot, but tossing back, finding Caity's dimpled chin via right uppercuts; hooking Caity's perky breasts. Nothing on Lauren's shots - Caity laying in there - popping hips-right to really sink the left hook in behind Lauren's right elbow; using the left elbow to push off Lauren to reset. Bell: Caity glaring, pushing off steaming brunette - UD10 wide Caity Lotz.

After: Cohan discouraged and beaten, but having her chances to win tonight. Maximum effort in that rowdy 4th round used up Cohan's reserves just to stay even - pretty much all Caity in waves thereafter. "I'm gunnin' bytches down," Caity grins in postfight. "Lauren's a tuff nut - takes a lickin' and all that, but I'm special - too special for her. You know, every generation of CW girl is better than the last, and I'm at the cutting edge of fighting starlet development. I don't see anyone really stopping me, I mean - has anyone ever gone undefeated in their career? 'Cause I don't think I'm gonna get beat by the girls I see around here. I just don't."