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11 August 1999 Teri Hatcher vs Lucy Liu

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Originally Posted by Simguy onWednesday, 11-Aug-1999 22:52:54

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)


Before: Eagerly anticipated battle of big hitting flyweights, and pre-fight conferences suggest a bitter, unforgiving tilt ahead. Hatcher with the kind of lanky limbed style that has proven troublesome at times for Liu in the past, but pundits think Lucy's explosive mobility too much for the busty brunette's pedestrian handspeed to contain. Hatcher in black push up bra, red nylon jogging shorts, Liu in high cut red aerobics bottoms, Black jogbra. Hatcher unimpressed during the stare down, goes nose to nose to the wild cheers of the crowd.

During R1, 2: Lucy making the boxing writers look like geniuses early, toying with Hatcher with insane, leaping attacks from outside. Teri trying to time the rushes, but Liu too quick, coming in from down low to land single power shots to the stomach, breasts and head of her opponent. Liu content to land and step away, and rarely putting 2 punches together - each blow a kind of perverse masterwork of improvisation. Hatcher hesitant with the right hand after suffering some big counter shots she doesn't see in the first, goes on to lose both rounds by shutout.

R3: Liu getting closer, spending more time in front of Hatcher, luring Teri forward. Bending deep at the waist, Liu lurches up, dragging a booming left hand into Teri's gut, then doubling the blow into a statue of liberty uppercut that drops Hatcher to her butt. Teri up and woozy at 8, and reeling away with fear in her eyes for the first time. Liu stalking, swaying her upperbody, continues to potshot. In the final minute however, Liu misses a wide right hand, steps straight back and misjudges Teri's reach. Hatcher lunges into a leaning right cross to bang Lucy's head straight back to hurt Liu at the bell.

R4: Lucy much more cautious this round, Teri more adept at finding the elusive Asian with the jab. Liu fighting almost orthodox, lands more often with combinations, but takes another leg-lifting right hand midway through the round to make the scoring an interesting proposition.

R5: Hatcher getting right hand happy, and Liu makes her pay, leaning away from the cross and coming back with a sweeping straight arm right hand that crushes Teri to the canvas on her back. Hatcher shaking her head, beats the count, but her legs are shot. Liu wades inside, getting her hands on Teri and pushing her to the ropes, ducking and slipping at close range to come back with hammering single shots from close range.

R6: Hatcher actually tagging Liu consistently this round with the jab, but not following up with the right hands. Lanky hooks from Hatcher keep Liu off balance, as Teri takes her first round on all cards.

R7: OH TERI! Just when it looked like the magic was gone, Hatcher stuns Liu with another lunging right hand. Lucy reeling drunkenly in front of Teri as Hatcher gets it going: cranking left hooks, then twisting back with the right hand and LUCY GOES DOWN!! Liu bludgeoned to her back, blinking helplessly at the lights, seems a sure KO victim, but she scrabbles up the ropes to take an 8. Liu hanging on like grim death, shellshocked as Teri steps to her left, gouging that lanky left hook into the Asian's firm midsection, then hammering the right hand to finish. Liu moving her head well, suffers most to the body as Hatcher lands several whipping left hands to the ribs throughout. Teri going chest to chest with the hurting Liu after the bell, gives the Asian a contemptuous shove as the corners fill the ring.

R8: All Ten Hatcher as she slices Lucy's face up with the pounding jab, slowly turning over the punch to rip left hooks to the body, and by the final minute, Liu is being battered from one foot to the other by Hatcher's merciless hooks and crosses. With seconds left on the clock - Hatcher bends her body into a withering right hand that folds Lucy helpless on the ropes. Bell sounds to save Liu, as Teri lands a cheap left hook late.

R9: Liu opens the round with a crushing left uppercut from her ankles, and Hatcher is hurt! Teri staggering back from the blow, covers up as Liu chases her the length of the ring with desperate, looping blows. Hatcher battles back, whipping left hooks to the body of Liu to buckle Lucy's legs, but in the final minute, it is all Lucy as she stands in front of Hatcher, slipping right hands and coming out of her crouch to land left hooks at the bell. Both fighters stumble slack jawed to their corners after this exhausting, two way action round.

R10: Teri's legs are shot, and after the first minute, Hatcher knows she can't stop her foe. Lucy gains strength throughout the round, lifting brutal uppercuts into Teri’s breasts and belly, until by the final minute, Hatcher stumbles drunkenly to the ropes, hands at her hips. Liu with the finishing flurry - batters Hatcher's head this way and that, as the bell tolls to end the savage brawl. Liu the unanimous decision victor as Hatcher is helped from the ring.

After: Savage pit fight type action as both women tore into one another without restraint. Hatcher beaten unrecognizable by Liu's power shots - Lucy unable to walk the next day from Teri's terrible body shots. Loss brings the Hatcher express to an end for now, but both fighters did some good for themselves by showing real determination in this fight.


Sim Guy



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