The enmity between these two English girls has got to the point where they just have to fight it out in the boxing ring, and that will happen tonight in Montreal, Canada in a PPV special sanctioned by neither the FCBA nor the BBU.

Cher has not fought competitively before, whereas Samia has had many fights in the BBU, although her boxing skills have been overshadowed by her bed-hopping exploits, the 31 year old single mother having a string of conquests behind her, and it is fairly certain that her flight from the UK saw her entertain two members of the Jamaican soccer squad, who were on their way to join their team at a tournament.

The weigh-in earlier was eventful, with Cher slapping Samia’s face after the actress called her ‘an ugly little nobody’, with Samia immediately grabbing the singer’s hair, and the girls both left the area being carried by their minders, screaming abuse at each other.

The mood in the auditorium is tense tonight, and that tension increases as the fiery Cher Lloyd stalks her way to the ring, the 20 year old wearing faded denim hot pants, baby blue sports bra, with baby blue gloves and boots. She’s sneering her usual sneer as Samia joins her, the Coronation Street starlet wearing a dark blue basque and panties set, with white gloves and boots.

It’s time for the action to replace the abuse!

Round 1

And the action is fast and furious! Cher lands to Samia’s face immediately – she isn’t boxing her opponent – she’s just punching her as hard as she can! Samia stands off, using her speed around the ring, then zapping out her jab. Now they clash properly, and Cher sends Samia’s head back with a stinging right hand punch, but Samia hits Cher in the body, landing good punches, and follows those with a swishing left across Cher’s jaw which shocks the younger girl. She won’t hold, though, although maybe she should, because she’s giving Samia all the time she needs to work her backwards and into the ropes, where she swats the singer, first with a left hook, then with a right, and she gets in close to her, whispering, “This is just so easy! I’m gonna finish you off real quick!” Samia follows that remark with a searing left hook to Cher’s ribcage, then another right in the tummy, a right on the jaw, and Cher’s on her ass in the corner of the ring. Up gets Cher as the ref counts her to 6 – and she rips at Samia now, slashing punches at the actress’s face – and landing them, too! Samia hold and clinches, Cher writhing to try to free herself, snapping, “Let go o’me ya whore!” Samia responds, “Wassamatter? Getting the scent of cock on my breath?” Cher hits Samia in the belly as the ref breaks them, then she snaps the actress’s head back with a left and a right, ending the round well, sending Samia to her corner with a left hook to her cheek.

Round 2

There’s no let up yet in Cher’s work, and she lands three right hand shots in a row in Samia’s face, which sends the girl back to her corner in a hurry. Cher races in after her, but she misses Samia with her left hook, because the actress steps her way aside, and gives Cher a little boxing class, jabbing the singer as she turns her around, Cher feeling those ropes on her back again now, with Samia grinning, “Like the taste of leather, huh? Get used to it!” as she whips a left into the singer’s mouth. But Cher doesn’t seem like a girl ready to be beaten just yet – and back she comes at Samia, giving her rival a big left hook to her jaw, and another, then she’s working on Samia’s body, her gloves cracking into Samia’s basque, the older girl’s arms drop, and she regrets that immediately as Cher cracks home a right hook on her cheek, sending her sprawling across the canvas. Samia gets back up and looks reasonably OK at 8 – but Cher’s right in her face – and so are her gloves! She hits Samia to the mouth with her left, then hits her around the eyes with her right, hurts her to the body again, then drops Samia to her knees with a pair of hooks to the midsection, sneering at her as she gasps for breath, “Knob-jockey Ghadie on her knees as usual, eh?” and the ref starts his count, which is interrupted by the bell, but Samia was on her feet at 7.

Round 3

Having hit the canvas twice in the second, Samia can perhaps be forgiven for keeping Cher at arm’s length at the start of the third, and Cher’s getting angry, because the actress isn’t staying still long enough for her liking, Cher barking at her, “Fight ya biatch! Take yer punishment!” Samia doesn’t respond, avoids Cher’s left hook – but takes a right hook instead, right on the jaw, and that’s followed with a swift left, right, left to Samia’s body, and now the actress is standing still, because Cher’s got her trapped in the corner – and she’s smacking her gloves into Samia’s face now, the older girl defending as best she can, and fighting back, too – Samia landed a good right hook on Cher’s face, and she’s managed to slip along the rope a little, but that doesn’t bring her much respite, as now Cher thuds her right glove into Samia’s ribs again, the actress groaning in pain, with Cher promising her, “Plenty more of that to come, cocksucker!” Now she has Samia backed into her own corner, and she’s just given the actress’s silicone enhanced tits a series of uppercuts, Samia yelling her protests, but the fighfans are loving this as Ghadie’s goodies are sent all a juggle in that skimpy basque, Cher telling her, “Now you get this!” and she wipes a left hok, and a right hook across Samia’s cheeks, punches to bruise and hurt, rather than knock the girl down, and she whips another right into the centre of Samia’s face as she turns her head away, and the actress is leaking a little blood from her nostrils when the round ends.

Round 4

Samia’s cornermen have worked hard to get their girl up and out for the next round, but her cheeks look a little bruised from the punishment she took in the third, and Cher’s quickly after her again, snapping her head backwards with a crushing left hand punch, and Samia’s staggering backwards again, eats another left, gets a right in the belly, then a left, nailed with Cher’s right hook, and Samia’s on the floor again, Cher urging her to “Geddup!” Samia does just that, taking another 8 count, although she doesn’t look too healthy, and she rather walks into Cher’s left hook which sends her backwards again, her legs looking very shaky, Cher hits her again in the belly, then she straightens her up with a couple of punches to the shoulders, and she’s grinning as she winds up her right arm to finish Samia off in style with a superb uppercut, the girls’ feet actually leaving the floor, which she lands on, back-first, legs wide open and arms above her head as the ref rather pointlessly counts her out.

That’s a good win for Cher Lloyd, knocking Samia Ghadie out in 4 rounds.

Cher’s enjoying her victory, parading around the ring with her arms aloft, and calling, “I hope Christina Aguilera’s watching this! Get ready to be busted up, honey! I’m here to do you!”

Samia’s back in the land of the living, her gloves and boots off, but maybe she should have stayed asleep, because Cher’s more than willing to give her some more punishment, dragging her across the ring by her hair – and she’s unfastening Samia’s basque, and off it comes! Now Canadia fightfans can have a good look at Samia’s inflated boobs as Cher parades her around the ring, and now she snaps at her, “Lose the knickers, whore!” Samia’s never been too good at keeping her panties up, but she pleads with Cher, “Really! Please?” Cher just clicks her fingers, and Samia sighs as she lets her pants fall to the canvas, now standing naked in the centre of the ring, while Cher seems to be deciding what to do next, soon snapping, “On your knees, biatch!”

There’s very little hesitation from Samia as she obeys her nasty conqueror, and, at the click of Cher’s fingers, she kisses her boots for her until Cher raises her hands in the air, and crashes them on top of Samia’s head, the poor girl now face down on the ring-floor. Cher stamps on Samia’s ass as she walks around her, and now she sits right behind her, and takes the actress’s legs and folds them, trapping them under her armpits as she slides forward. With the older girl’s legs securely in place, Cher stretches her own legs out under Samia’s shoulders and grabs hold of both her wrists pulling her arms backward. With Samia squealing, Cher begins to rock back and forth, and she shouts out, “How does it feel, biatch?” Samia screams, “Enough! Please! Enough!” Cher calls out, “This is a hold I call the rocking-whore!” Still Samia screams, “Please, Cher! Please! I’ll do anything!” Cher laughs, “We all know that!” She loosens her hold, and snaps, “Tell you what! You can be my sparring partner while I get fit to fight Aguilera! Agreed?” Samia must realise she’s in for beating after beating, but she can only respond, “Yes! I agree!”

Cher lets Samia fall to the canvas, and tells one of her cornermen, “Make sure this slut’s ready for training at 11 tomorrow!” He grins broadly as he scoops the actress up in his arms, asking Cher, “And can I …?” Cher sneers, “Do what you want with her – I’ve got two weeks til I fight Aggs!”