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24 January 2014 Vanessa Hudgens vs Miley Cyrus

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Posted by simguy on January 24, 2014, 9:43 am

 

BEFORE: Constant pushing, top-tugging and scrapping in prefight: Miley working on 'Nessa's last nerve in a bid to unsettle sexy little brunette. "I'm going to tear Miley up!" Vanessa promises at podium, dark eyes glittering with Miley-hate. "Nobody can stand her. She's so obnoxious, and loud and in your face all the time - I just want to smash her to sleep!"

Cyrus taking the podium with confidence, sticking out her tongue in trademark style: over-the-top showmanship has Hudgens rolling her eyes. "I'm a 'Nessa-buster," Miley proudly proclaims, shimmying her shoulders for emphasis. "It's time for me to break out. I'm in the best shape of my life - all little, and fit, and sleek. I'm more famous than ever - my fans want to see me claiming names and breaking hearts, and what Miley's Mob wants, Miley's Mob gets!" Suddenly, Miley holds up her dukes at Vanessa, shouting: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!" in her best Latin-Gangster accent.

Miley in silver-white sport top and bikini bottoms; little black mitts; short blonde hair. 'Nessa in pink cotton sport top and bikini bottoms; little black mitts; black hair in hazardous tangles, bangs top-knotted up off her face. Ref asks girls to touch 'em up during ring instructions: both start flurrying crazily to jug, delaying the opening of the fight as fines are assessed.

During R1: 'Nessa pounces out of the gate, flurrying Miley's face, driving her to ropes. Cyrus swinging back lusty - dipped and ducked by bendy 'Ness, then Hudgens jumps back in, whirling mitts to jug; cuffing Miley upside the head, chasing her along the ropes. Cyrus on her heels, trying to get set and slug, but Hudgens just too furious: little brunette scrubs her blonde all along ring-aprons, fetching Miley a hip-to-head pasting. Down the stretch, strong, tugging left hook off the right plant-leg pulls at Miley's chin, tipping her left shoulder into ropes. Blonde girl stunned, stooping forward, hands at her tummy: Hudgens pelts away straight left/rights into the right side of Miley's head, slamming noggin in pneumatic fashion until BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Miley dazed on all fours: cheeky 'Nessa turns her back to her foe and starts twerking like a demon until ref sorts her out!

R2: Nessa pours in to finish: finds much more blonde-girl than expected. Furious face-pasting exchanges all around the ring - li'l sluggers leaning in on the balls of their toes, scrubbing away straight left/rights until one or the other stumbles out of orbit. Gradually it's 'Nessa doing more of the stumbling - Miley hopping after her with swinging right hand wallops to body; slap-chop lefts down across breasts; then back on the face with right/left hustle-punching until 'Nessa staggers away. Bell: Miley sticks her tongue all the way out at a well-spanked 'Nessa; Hudgens furious, but a little too ass-kicked to do anything.

R3: Crowd roaring: these girls are just scrubbing each other senseless. Fighters sputtering as they lean forward into their punches - each taking a pasting on her face in mindless give-and-take. Cyrus the girl who's buckling now - 'Nessa pouncing in pursuit when Miley stumbles to the side all blinking and scrubbed: Hudgens hopping in short, palm-down hooks to chin; swatting Miley's jugs meanspirited right hands, then 'Nessa's belting away hup-hup left/rights to face, punching Miley into retreat. Bell: chests heaving, eyes blazing, mouths open...both girls are cautioned by respective trainers to breathe, slow down, and try to place shots rather than sprayin'-and-prayin'.

R4: Miley getting after 'Nessa's paunch with a frisky little double-jab - blonde girl pivoting clockwise as she stoops and stabs. 'Nessa frowning, tracking her foe...midway through, Hudgens bob-steps in, faking Miley out, and jumping into blonde-girl chin with that chipping left hook! Cyrus reeling into ropes all wide-eyed and flustered: 'Nessa pounces in, flurrying tummy hup-hup-hup, then roams up-torso with a thudding body-barrage for the ages! Miley blurting in pain as she's punched ragdoll against ropes...she's a confused beauty, hands up and groping for 'Nessa, but neither tying up or blocking effectively. Hudgens all blazing-eyes/bared teeth...once again she pours on the volume, looking to lather Miley out of the fight. Blonde girl covers up face-in-gloves, rolling her right shoulder into ropes under pelting barrage: 'Nessa finishes up with hateful, batting, wide right hands against Miley's back, drawing warnings along with hard-hitting points!

R5: Pace slows for both girls: flat-footed stalking; more thoughtful approaches. Miley's face showing her concern - she's been roughed up, touched up and bullied, but she's in there competing, now trying to control 'Nessa's position with the left jab. Hudgens bobbing on approach - jabbing at Miley's flat tummy; stepping counter-clockwise - looking to lunge out of her bob with that sneaky short left hook. 'Nessa gradually taking command of the ring: Miley grumpy from the consistent poke in her tummy brings her hands to cheeks, holding elbows close to ribs for protection. 'Nessa able to circle and potshot prettily to bell.

R6: 'Nessa pouncing off the bob-step approach: herky-jerk motions feinting Miley into confusion. 'Nessa working flat blonde gut via stiff left jabs; scoring sneaky lead-rights in between Miley's raised mitts; cuffing Miley hooks-to-head while pivoting round blonde right flank. Cyrus taking the shots well, but she's spooked, distressed, not punching back: blonde girl getting a little pep-talk in her corner as trainer reminds her to just "let your talent flow!"

R7: Nessa continuing to outshine Miley: blonde girl rigid, defensive, not looking herself at all. 'Nessa relaxed, bouncy...she's bobbing to move her head and feint Miley at the same time - shooting stiff jabs or hooks out of the herky-jerk approach. 'Nessa flashing past either Cyrus flank after potshotting her: blonde girl not cutting off the ring, not punching-with, not punching in receipt. Hudgens not sustaining her work enough to hurt Miley, but she's clearly in control. Spunky brunette grinning en-route to her corner at bell, nodding confidently through 7.

R8: Miley wakes up her fists, forcing 'Nessa to work this round. Girls circling, then curling in together, each scrubbing the other furious right/lefts until somebody sputters out of position. Both girls lumping up nicely: when they lean in and get off toe-to-toe, they're both taking a pasting to face. Bell: Miley sticks her tongue out at 'Nessa; Hudgens gives a quick retaliatory twerk and the ref steps in to stop the nonsense.

R9: Miley more energetic, loosening up...she's fighting and winning more of the exchanges, starting to walk 'Nessa down as a result. Hudgens grumpy at the change in fortune - roaming to her right while frowning over left shoulder. Blonde girl hopping after her foe, hands down around her waist...Miley will grope for 'Nessa with an extended jab, then pull the right hand out of her front hip pocket, looking to slap-chop it to 'Nessa's face. Down the stretch, Miley gets to 'Nessa with batting left hooks off the right plant-leg: blonde girl belting rival breasts a series of clouts to bell. Miley happy, turning her head to the left en route to her corner and sticking her tongue out at the audience - blonde-girl obviously feeling her oats now.

R10: ACTION! Energetic young fighters catch their second winds: both eject caution in favour of leaning in to overwhelm the other with lathering hup-hup. Face-pasting rights and lefts beat one or the other out of position. Swinging uppercuts bounce off ribs underneath - sinewy arms shivering on contact with trim little torsos. Backsides all a-jiggle as girls stumble when smote, or hop in hot pursuit...then it's whirling mitt-work again as each tries to extinguish the other. Bell: Cyrus has 'Nessa cramping forward from a series of digging left/right uppercuts to sternum...ref steps in as blonde-girl pounds in some late insurance. Girls hot-cheeked, shrieking at each other, trying to get around the ref to keep fighting...scoring delayed as fighters are gradually brought to heel. Comes back UD10 'Nessa.

AFter: Hudgens claps her hands with the verdict, then starts twerking while backing up towards Miley. Cyrus furious - she pushes Nessa hard in the back, and the brawl is on. Officials struggling to pull wriggling little beauties off one another...Cyrus beaten tonight but clearly unbowed as she goes the distance strong. "I totally dominated Miley tonight," 'Nessa says, puffy mitt-scrubbed face telling a slightly different story. "She hasn't grown from her Disney fight-prep days - she's not a real pro yet. I just shrugged her punches off like fly-bites and belted her senseless in return. I was bouncin' her off the canvas all night, guys - just too much 'Nessa! Miley has tons and tons of work to do...I don't know if she'll EVER be on my level!"

 

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