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24 January 2014 Jessica Lowndes vs Anna Kendrick

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Posted by simguy on January 24, 2014, 9:54 am

BEFORE: "Not sure she's hot enough to fight me," Jessica says with a little frown of contemplation - weighing-and-measuring Anna in her mind, doing the comparison, and deciding in her own favour. "I guess she's a 'name', so it'll be worth scooping her up, but I'm a little freight-train: I just don't see this girl pushing back against me. There's no shame in getting your doors blown off by Jessica Lowndes...just ask Mishy!"

"Smaller the celebrity, the bigger the bully," Kendrick snarks at podium. "I just hope Jessica can still make weight. Pretty meaty thighs on this girl...gonna have to sweat this porker down to 110 I think. That's good for me though - I like it when chubby girls come in all shaky and weak from the sauna - makes it fun to wear 'em down and break their spirits!"

Jessica in fun multi-coloured bikini halter top in lines and bars of mauve/yellow/black/white; solid black bottoms with dramatic tie-sides; small black gloves; black hair loose. Anna in bandeau bikini - gold top/bright ivory-white bottoms; small black gloves; hair back in tidy little brawler's bun.

During R1: Girls being sturdy, steppin' to midring, pausing to pose and glare, then each tries a stubby lead right to jaw. Jessica's fist jams in stout while Anna's misses the mark...good chunky power shot shifts Kendrick off-balance all buns a-jigglin'. Jess hops forward, trades stubby right hands again: another good jamming blast to jaw sends Anna reeling to ropes. Jessica stalking, setting up flat-footed in front of Anna...some posing and dipping as girls eye each other warily, then Jessica methodically goes about the task of punching her girl. Lowndes stooping to pound the left jab to Anna's tummy. Lowndes pawing the jab at Anna's eyeline, then leaning in with a short, drifting right to jaw - the punch slamming to a halt on the side of Anna's neck - Jessi's back (right) foot skipping happily up off canvas upon delivery. Kendrick frowning, grumpy in the pocket - taking punches head and body but weathering them, offering back distressed glares, but doing little else to answer. Down the stretch, Lowndes makes an aggressive bid to humble Anna's rack, getting in there via the slap-chop right and a clean-up left at bell.

R2: Same systematic, methodical approach from Jess...she's standing flat footed, then trying to lean into hard, slamming shots, getting her back and buns into heartfelt strikes. Sets up a nice tight jiggle throughout Jessica's tummy/tits/buns/thighs as she commits on healthy single-shot rights. Lowndes' jab mostly just a pawing range-finder she uses to re-stabilize herself after slugging; sometimes she's stooping and poking a more meanspirited jab to tummy; sometimes she'll paste Anna's jugs a pert little palm-down hook. Anna taking punches too cleanly, but surviving them - getting clouted out of her positions, but resetting herself well...if only she were busier! Lowndes salting away the points with a vigorous clobbering of Anna's rack at bell: Kendrick with a wounded how-could-you look after the ref splits 'em up - Anna rubbing her jugs with heel of right hand.

R3: Lowndes upbeat, frisky, but still flat-footed - really setting herself to punch right hands hard and stubby. Leads to some curiously precise exchanges...Jessi blasting her right hand into Anna's jugs; Kendrick stooping, pouring a palm-down right straight to tummy...girls just straightening up after landing, frowning with concentration, loading up the next shot. Midway through, Jessica leans into a stout right hand that slams to a halt on Anna's jaw...Kendrick baby-steps to her right, blinking in wonder. Pawing left from Jess measures the target, then she rips the right uppercut to chin, loosening up Kendrick's knees - Anna stumble-stepping, hands around her tummy, face stricken. Jessica lovin' the hurt on Anna - Lowndes steps in to jam another right to Anna's jaw: Kendrick staggering to her right, stabilizing just in time to poke a sturdy right hand onto JESSICA'S chin, putting Lowndes wobbly butt, bringing her to a halt. Both girls shaken, yet grimly determined to finish...Jessica tries a swinging palm-down right CHUP! in Anna's left-side lats; Kendrick just grazes Jessi's mouth with a swinging right uppercut. They pause, looking things over...then Jessica hops in close, getting her brawny little back into a chopping right to jaw, knocking Anna a quarter turn to her and PUTTING KENDRICK DOWN! Anna sputtering, weight on her right hip and hand as she's sitting in a little puddle of shock. Jessi pounces forward, stoops, SMITES ANNA RIGHTY ACROSS THE CHIN with a low-slung, right-to-left swinging delivery...ref jumps in hot; crowd boos the flagrant foul, and poor Anna! Kendrick blubbering, swaying as she's sitting there, now really hurt and tingling from that extra wallop...SHE CAN'T SHAKE IT OFF! Jessica smiling all bratty and satisfied in neutral corner as Anna tries again and again to push up off her buns, but it's no go...controversial KO3 Jessica Lowndes!

After: Academy suits lobbying officials to kick Lowndes out of boxing altogether...hateful cheap shot clearly did damage...or did it? "She was out," Jessica preens happily in postfight, looking brightly up at interviewer. "As for hitting her when she was down - I blame the ref for that. I was excited - I wanted to punch her for insurance - my body was just on auto, you know? Finishing another girl; going for the jugular...when you're in that zone it's the official's job to get in there. But she was out anyway - no way she was getting up. I'm not going to ask for this ref to be fired or anything. My curves stopped her curves! I just punched and punched until she couldn't go any more!"