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24 January 2014 Elisha Cuthbert vs Summer Glau

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Elisha Cuthbert 16.jpgSummer Glau 05.jpg

 

 

Posted by simguy on January 24, 2014, 9:59 am

 

BEFORE: Pushing and pouting in prefight as Summer cleverly provokes and baits hot-tempered Elisha - pretty easy for cool brunette to get blonde girl to boil over. "I hate her attitude!" Elisha complains at podium, frowning to illustrate the hate. "She's all, 'I'm Summer Glau! I'm so bendy!' I can't wait until we get punching - I'm totally going to knock her ass out! My guys showed me plenty of footage of Summer's tricks in the ring, but I get sleepy when other girls are fighting, so I didn't pay too much attention, but whatever! She can't take my punch: puzzle solved!"

Glau smirking, calm during rebuttal. "I beat Britney," Summer reminds us at podium. "I dismantled Piper. Elisha's like the dimwitted sister those two girls keep in the attic, you know? She's not going to 'knock my ass out'. She's not even going to touch me. Limber legs trump heavy hands every time. It's going to be a heartbreaking night for Elisha, and I couldn't be happier about that!"

Summer in black bikini with little pink fighting belt; small pink mitts; long brown hair in soft curls. Elisha in fog-grey bikini with ring connections hip and jug; small black gloves; shoulder length blonde fighting tangles.

During R1: Summer loping round the ring, showing off her legs, switching directions with hands batting playfully down on Lishy's head during transition. Good scoot from Cuthbert however...she's bobbing on approach, stooping and reaching jabs into Summer's tummy - blonde girl able to locate her brunette, even chase her to ropes in spots. At the ropes, Elisha able to get a stiffer jab into Sum's tummy, then try for bashing overhand rights up top - Glau slipping the latter, spinning off ropes and loping back to midring.

R2: Elisha scooting forward, getting under Glau's punches, attacking the ribcage with rowdy rights and lefts...Summer forced to scamper as blonde girl takes canvas early. Glau gradually renegotiating terms - hands up, palms-out, she's pinpointing jabs as Lishy bobs on in, then Summer clasps her blonde behind the neck, pulling Cuthbert's head down, spinning her round and pushing her to a seat in ropes. Left hand still holding Lishy's head down, Summer shrugs a right uppercut to face, switches hands so right hand holds Lishy's head down while left hand laps an uppercut to tummy. Left elbow-push off Lishy's chest and Summer's loping back to midring, baiting Elisha into the same overall pattern. Down the stretch, Cuthbert seated in ropes, mitts at cheeks as she bobs on the spot: Summer leans in with a raking one-two - the right hand following through down to Summer's left knee. Bringing the right hand back to reset, Summer's elbow-tip clips Lishy between the eyes, PUTTING CUTHBERT WOBBLY-BUTT! Elisha in swoon, blinking out 'how-could-you' tears: Summer sets on front (left) plant leg; pops hips-right and straps a pair of lanky left hooks CHUP! CHUP! in behind Lishy's right elbow at bell.

R3: Elisha furious about the ugly knot forming on her forehead...she goes at Summer hot for vengeance. Sloppiness ensues as little blonde bully tackles rangy brunette into ropes - Sum able to manage the chaos with desperate clinching, tying Lishy up for ref's breaks. Cuthbert largely smothered as a result, but she's clearly the aggressor, forcing Summer into ropes, jostling and body-punching in close, getting enough busy-work done to carry the round.

R4: The Summer Glau leg show: Summer encircling Lishy midring, apparently mesmerizing the blonde. Sum steppin' in lanky pivots, double-jabbing head/body while circling left; single-poking jabs across Lishy's jugs while pivoting right. Summer feinting, stooping to jab the tummy; feinting, dropping in sneaky lead right hands, targeting the knot on Lishy's brow. Cuthbert turning, dukes up, frustrated - she's trying for Summer, but missing: Glau bending back on her hips with hands at her sides; slipping to her left to get under Lishy's swinging right; checking Lishy with a cute left uppercut on the pivot-clockwise. Bell: Summer breezing past Lishy's right flank, then pounding the right elbow-tip back into Elisha's lumbar! Ref captures Cuthbert as she's losing her shyte - it's ELISHA who draws a foul!

R5: Elisha scoot-steppin', bobbing on approach, scattering Summer to ropes - Cuthbert able to bounce the odd stinging blow off Glau's edges as Summer's sliding along ring aprons. Sum generally able to hop to freedom/scamper back to midring, but Elisha pretty effective with her headlong pursuit - jugs all a-jumpin' as she hounds Glau. Sum trying to pull the trigger on counter left hooks or uppercuts as Elisha's hurtling in - sleek brunette can't quite get the timing right. Cuthbert landing several bashing torso blows throughout, but Summer's head remains elusive - brunette always able to bend away, or duck inside the trajectory of Lishy's fists. Bell: Lishy draped across Summer's back after Glau's ducked a right hand - Summer's left shoulder tucked in tight to Elisha's ribs...Glau rams her left elbow-tip deep to belly after the bell - apparently angry that Cuthbert was leaning on her. Elbow's no joke: Elisha's face all pinched with hurt as she spits her mouthpiece over Summer's head, bringing the ref in hot.

R6: Summer fading in-stance, sliding her lead (left) foot as she walks Elisha in, just touching jabs to that ugly forehead-knot. Cuthbert grumpy, bobbing in crossed-arm as she's closing...Summer finally gets the timing right on a pre-emptive counter. Glau checking chin via left uppercut - pivoting clockwise around the punch: blonde girl wobbly-butt, stumbling forward, then turning to avoid giving up her back. Sum happy to have hurt Elisha - brunette stays outside, circling-and-vexing as Cuthbert's too groggy to blitz. Mostly poking jabs/slap-chopping right hands up top, but once in a while, Summer will extend left hand to Elisha's nose, then buggywhip the sidearm right wide-n'-loud to flank, scorching Lishy in above left hip. Gorgeous licks bring real hurt to Elisha's pretty face; camera catches sympathy-winces from notorious buggy-whippers like Kris Kreuk and Sarah Carter in the audience.

R7: Elisha's been answering all night, swapping rounds with Sum, but blonde-girl can't shake off the hurt this time. Cuthbert wincing, tentative on the approach - back of right hand at left cheek/left hand at right elbow as she inches forward. Summer deftly fading back to aprons while issuing check jabs, then sidestepping to turn either blonde flank, luring Lishy back to open canvas. Sum only has to make a motion like she's about to strap that buggywhipping right to Elisha's body to get Cuthbert to shy away...Glau in charge through 7.

R8: Same again - some pressure from Elisha up the middle, easily managed by Summer as blonde-girls not coming in hot. Glau with the hint of a smile as she leans forward but slides back in her stance, dragging that front (left) foot. Elisha biting on feints, then getting tagged the jab or spicy lead right...Glau not hurting her blonde, but touching her, keeping her at arm's length. Cuthbert manages a lunging hook from a bob-step approach, finding chin and spooking Glau backwards, but it's too little to answer sleek brunette ring-generalship.

R9: Same again - Summer touching her blonde, being leggy. Elisha lunges in a hook, hoping for chin? Summer bends back on her hips, hands dangling, causing the punch to swing short. Elisha tries a right haymaker to head? Summer slips down and to her left, gets underneath the shot and perfectly positions herself for a counter left uppercut to Elisha's sturdy chassis. Summer bedeviling Elisha's breasts with cuffing jabs, slap-chopping rights...blonde suffering these indignities with furious impotence...she just can't figure out range or timing for her bendy tormentress. Bell: Summer hops away in high spirits, smiling breezily; Elisha on the verge of tears from sheer frustration.

R10: Summer on the run, showing miles and miles of leg as she lopes the aprons. Elisha rushing forward, giving hot-pursuit, but not cutting the ring off...time and again Summer's able to push down on Elisha's head and sidestep to freedom. Ref shouting warnings to Summer, but Glau just doing her thing - she's the matadora to Elisha's little blonde bull, and Cuthbert's just not landing big enough to matter. Bell: Summer smiling, lifting her hands - angry Elisha pushing brunette in the back, bringing ref in quick. Comes back UD10 Summer G.

After: Summer taunting Elisha, Elisha's corner-men, and Lookout fighters nearby - officials separating two camps as seething Cuthbert is physically restrained by stable mates. "She's dumb as blocks," Summer grins dismissively in postfight. "She was putty in my hands tonight, just like I knew she would be. She IS sturdy - even though I hurt her, I knew she could take a lot more, so I just touched her, kept myself safe, and managed the fight. Too leggy, too bendy, too smart...that's the story of Summer and Elisha." OUCH.

 

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