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24 January 2014 Britney Spears vs Minka Kelly

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Posted by simguy on January 24, 2014, 10:00 am

BEFORE: "I'm sure fighting some hot-looking girls these days, aren't I?" Britney jokes with press in prefight, feeling her oats after gunning down uber-blonde Laura V. "Minka's a little tuffer than Laura I think - little more stubborn. She's like a blend of Dani and Laura, which is rare in the World's Sexiest types: they don't always have that kind of dig-in-and-compete mentality. Minka fights like she's more junkyard dog than swan, and I dig that about her."

Kelly coming in blazing hot as well, having cut down Olivia Wilde at the tail-end of '13...adding Britney's scalp would be major for the Minkster. "It's a huge opportunity for me," Minka allows at podium. "Going Wilde/Spears makes me a top contender if I can get it done, and distances me from certain 'anonymous' blondes whose initials are Elisha Cuthbert. Really starting off the year in high-stakes fashion, and I want to cash in for sure!"

Minka in pastel mauve bikini; hard-working Dutch braid with messy bangs framing face; small black gloves. Britney in metallic cobalt bikini; small hot-pink mitts; hair in loose curls.

During R1: Britney playful early, joining Minka mid-ring with a loose, bouncy gait; flashing the hook to Minka's right hip; hooking the jugs while shifting weight to right (back) plant-leg; pivoting smartly counter-clockwise while jib-jabbing Minka's chin. Kelly stomping on her left (front) leg with the right foot well behind her - always trying to square up, then drill Britney straight, stamping right hands to jug. Spears playing a little slap-n'-slide, then backing into ropes down the stretch. Minka wades in, stoops, buries her lead right flat against Britney's paunch; trades hooks inside as Spears leans back into ropes, then wins the exchange with a chopping little right hand to Kelly's jaw. Minka rocked, but stands her ground - she plows more tummy via the right hand, tries righty-up-top, but Brit gets a brawny left arm up, blocks the shot and folds Minka into a loose side headlock. Spears welcomes Minka into the ol' Louisiana bayou, holding and hitting Kelly right hands underneath while turning her into the ropes - Minka with HER right hand across Brit's lower back as ref moves in to break.

R2: Similar approach from Britney - bouncing out early to win initiative, touching Minka firmly to body, then backing off, luring Kelly to ropes. Mink wades in to accommodate: Britney's eyes very alert while her body's all relaxed against cables. Spears in the cutie-pie pocket: feet braced wide; left across her tummy/right at her breasts as she presents either shoulder forward, leaning back into ropes/dipping forward/rolling-torso. Kelly missing Britney's head early and catching hot-counters as a result, but Minka adjusts, looking to ram the right hand flat against Britney's breasts or tummy to establish, then hook from there. Kelly finding a home for those right hands in blonde paunch: Minka's backside shuddering side to side when she slams home the leather, her weight heavy on that lead (left) leg. Bell: Minka's colour high, eyes bright as she pushes off; Spears more relaxed in aspect.

R3: Battle-lines drawn...Spears outclassing Minka midring, touching her little get-ahead lefts and rights, then retreating to ropes in hopes of scoring heavy counters out of the pocket. Kelly has no choice, having been outpointed midring: she grimly pursues, crouching with right at her mouth, left at her shoulder, stepping in to chop the jab and see what might be done from there. Spears rolling and slipping, showing Minka either shoulder, then hitting screened, clouting lefts or rights off the ropes. Short, swatting, cuffing stuff from Spears - heavy and accurate: Minka's sturdy legs tested again and again as Britney belts-face, then slips receipts. Down the stretch, Britney's got Minka groggy and sloppy: blonde girl steps left foot forward off ropes, carrying a thick right hand to Minka's paunch while bracing Minka's tits the left shoulder. Tight left hook off the right (back) leg swipes Minka's mouth; clapping right cuffs Minka upside the head as Brit twists torso-left, shifting weight to left (front) leg again. Kelly wobbly-butt, forced to tie up around Britney's shoulders: Spears left hand cups Minka's right hip while blonde right hand pumps-tummy until ref's break. Minka taking the body work with a stricken, woozy expression - grumpy little frown; lips parted, eyes shut tight as she faces over Brit's left shoulder.

R4: Stubborn Minka drives on Britney, taking swatting hooks/screened right hands midring in exchange for stepping her jab into Brit's left breast; smoking Brit a wide, chopping right in the back as Spears stands in closed-stance. Ropes - Brit works out of the pocket as Minka lays siege. Brunette tight-lipped with determination - chop-chopping the left jab in from the shoulder as she steps it in; trying for the short right cross up top; coming back to paunch thick left/rights. Spears really taking it to body - blonde girl wincing, occasionally crossing arms against her midsection while dipping torso-right, showing Minka the left shoulder. Kelly not particular - she'll bounce hands off waist/flanks/hips - anything "Britney" will do. Spears slipping side to side, being cute with her shoulders, but not tossing back much over the latter half, allowing herself to get outworked for points.

R5: Spears fading to ropes, trading left jabs, then hot-crossing rights, trying to sharp-shoot at Minka's face. Kelly taking a pasting, but she's digging in, laying siege at apron. Minka still shoving that right hand thick to paunch to get started. Really healthy stroke, that body shot - Minka leaning into Brit, weight on lead (left) plant leg, left hand often pressing Brit's jugs - brunette pushing strong off the ball of right foot as her buttocks shudder side to side on impact. Spears grimacing, sometimes crossing her wrists reflexively and flinching arms-down after taking the shot. Brit becoming more available for clean-up now: Mink working jugs with a sort of shoving, short left that's often just a forearm; trying to punch at Britney's head, though often blocked-and-swamped in the attempt. Ref issuing a steady stream of breaks, pushing Minka off Britney's meaty body: brunette eagerly pushing back in, prepping the way with that rudimentary, but stiff left jab.

R6: Same grind, but different tone: Minka all hard-working, determined, energetic; Britney grumpy, sullen, not getting off with the same venom on her counters. Spears making it a constant job of work for Minka to struggle free of clinches, or touch moving targets with authority - Spears always rolling, shimmying, getting an arm up to spoil head shots and fold Minka into brawny clinches. When Brit gets the left arm around Minka's head - Kelly pushes up with her right hand on Brit's left tricep, shoving the arm up and over Minka's head so slugging can continue. When Brit ties up around the waist, Mink works hard to wedge her hands down into the hold, chesting Brit to ropes, then kneading-body in tight. When Brit ties up around the elbows, Minka pushes in, bullying Spears' jugs with the left shoulder, using strong leg drive to compress blonde girl against ropes. Thirsty work, both girls drained, but only one coming away with points: Minka.

R7: Same again - Minka marching on Britney, trying to lay down a thudding barrage while problem-solving Spears' various rolling fronts. Britney not getting off much, but when she does, it's a telling blow: Minka fielding the odd screened right uppercut from Britney's closed-stance, or catching that heavy, cuffing hook upside the head. Kelly resolute, gobbling what she must in order to maintain position: it's all about outworking Spears, making her throb with hurt, wearing her down. Crowd-pleasing, constant work - Brit shifting weight side to side, cuffing and clouting, bobbing the receipts; Minka just face-forward, moving her hands - even drawing warnings for smiting Britney's thighs when blonde girl pushes Kelly's head down at points.

R8: Better round for Britney off the ropes. Feet parallel, braced wide, she's dipping torso-left, showing Minka the right shoulder, bobbing on the spot and fetching Kelly a sneaky assortment of hot-swatting left hands ribs/tits/chin. Minka staring from the punishment, but still grinding - she'll occasionally just stand off Britney's bow and pump straight left/rights into the torso, stamping away until Spears clocks her. Bell: Minka wobbly-butt, blinking as ref steps in; Britney mouthbreathing, visibly drained as she looks Kelly over.

R9: Spears sliding side to side along the ropes, punching either hand straight to Minka's face, knocking it back as Kelly's paralleling course and speed. Out-touched early, Minka stays determined - stooping to reach her jab into Britney's midsection, eventually pinning blonde girl down for a more sustained siege. Minka settling into a rhythm - left hand up, pawing at Brit's right shoulder...then Kelly dives in, PLOWING that breadbasket a straight palm-down right hand. Spears grunting on contact, face vexed...Minka's getting into Britney's legs with these shots. Brunette recovering with a pesky, pawing jab, just keeping Brit at bay, then POURING in righty-to-paunch. Britney progressively broken down, sitting in ropes, looking frazzled...Minka's able to put the swift left hook up top, punching Spears torrid palm-down clouts across the mouth. Down the stretch, belting hook turns Brit's face hard to port, smiting the mouthpiece off her teeth...she comes back glassy-eyed from the shot, spilling to her right along ropes, hitting neutral corner in a fog as Minka's pouncing in at bell.

R10: Spears ragged, exhausted - she's sitting in ropes, stooping forward in earmuff, elbows in tight to throbbing ribs. Minka drained, ashen-faced herself, but squaring up - bumping guards with Brit, then lighting her up to body. Minka arching her back/curling that left hook in behind Brit's right elbow, really carving at those ribs CHUP! Minka bumping guards, then jerking the short right uppercut, taking Britney's tits, trying for her chin. Riding the left hand atop Brit's right shoulder-blade as blonde's hunching forward, Minka will shove home that thudding right hand to paunch - the punch Britney's been giving her all night. Spears just gasping in receipt, curvy legs holding her up as she sits heavily in ropes. Minka just packing it into Britney - brunette backside shuddering with the effort of getting 100% Kelly in behind every belt. Bell: both girls drenched in sweat, mouths open, eyes blank...side by side, ref lifts Minka's arm for the UD10 Kelly.

AFter: Britney bleak, battered, denied as Minka pumps-paunch for hard-working points tonight. "I'm hurting," Minka admits in postfight, pretty face all puffy from Britney's accurate swipes. "I'm exhausted. But I'm thrilled because this could be my biggest win ever. She hits as hard as ever, but we knew we could outwork her - it's just a matter of pitting my will against hers. I'm tuff, I mean - you can hit me, but if I don't go down, you've got a problem. I just made sure I was a problem for her all night long, and good things happened!"