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24 January 2014 Hayden Panettiere vs Lacey Chabert

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Hayden Panettiere 15.jpg Lacey Chabert 10.jpg

Posted by simguy on January 24, 2014, 10:06 am

BEFORE: "When I saw Lucy knock Hayden out," Lacey recounts at podium, eyes dancing at the memory, "I knew it was time for me to make my move. Hayden's not taking punches well. She's not moving well. She's got all the little tell-tale signs of being shot, and shot-girls can't handle Lacey Chabert. Gonna go get me some, guys. Gonna destroy Hayden Panettiere and when I'M done? There's gonna be a conga-line of girls who want to sort through my leavings."

Hayden exasperated - rolling her eyes, clicking her tongue, making furious pouty-frowns throughout Lacey's podium assault. "I'm not 'finished'," Hayden says indignantly in rebuttal. "I'm not hurt, I haven't lost a step - nothing. I've been unlucky and gotten clipped, but EVERYONE hits rough patches in this sport! If Lacey's big opportunity is my bad luck, she's in for hurt, 'cause my luck's about to change. I'm not taking a beating from Lacey Chabert, guys - I'm not. This fight's the fight I start pushing back, and after Lacey? There's gonna be a conga-line of girls I need to sort out for talking crap about me when I was down!"

Hayden in purple bra/panties from Nashville; small black gloves; hair in loose tangly-curls. Lacey in yellow fighting-bikini; small black gloves; dark hair loose, gently curled.

During R1: Lacey POURS at Hayden early - Panny stepping out, hopping to circle, making Chabert miss in anger. Hayd disciplined about her counter-attack - roaming to her right, hopping in close with swift one-twos; hooking Lacey's breasts, then duck-and-pivoting back outside for more circling. Nobody hurt: Hayden's kinetic attack puts her in charge of Lacey through 1.

R2: Hayden continues to pepper-pot punch - hopping in and out with quick-mitt one-twos, trailing the hook into Lacey's breasts before departing. Hayden bouncy in her stance, hot-walking to her right with a little frown - everything crisp, tight, angry-jiggly. All Panny until late: she peppers Lacey one-two as Chabert covers up to block; trade in hooks goes Lacey's way as brunette times her blonde to perfection. Startling chin-check...Hayden's right (back) foot, skids back too far, then over-corrects...she stumbles hurt to her right, face suddenly distraught. Chabert tackles Hayden round the waist, drives her to ropes, throws a tuff-girl left shoulder into Hayden's breasts, then pumps her tummy hup-hup-hup, sitting Panny in the strands. Lacey squared away and wailing at bell: wicked lefts and rights in the horizontal plane bounce off Hayden's head and shoulders as blonde girl's stooping forward in earmuff. Ref pulls churning Chabert off her girl as Lacey elects not to heed the bell.

R3: Hayden stubby-jabbing from a bobbing crouch - peskily poking Lacey into an upright posture...blonde girl hops in close with a chippy palm-down hook to chin and LACEY GOES DOWN! Ballistic wallop blows Chabert to her back as little blonde bundle basically jumps her weight into chin...Chabert a hot mess trying to sit up all herky-jerky; sprawling onto her right side; getting up and pitching head-first through the ropes, nearly falling onto the outside apron. Chabert rights herself for a woozy 8 but HERE COMES HAYDEN! Panny all in: eye ferocious, teeth bared, body taut with slugging frenzy as she lets her hands go. POOR LACEY! Chabert sitting in ropes crying out in blubbery panic - dukes at temples...she's wilting to her left under the hot beat of Hayden's mitts! Hayden just unleashing - twitching her shoulders side to side, feeding Lacey lefts and rights to the body; cleaning up those tits with a thumbside-up delivery. Lacey doubled up, her left side against ropes...she's covering her head, taking Hayden's hammering right hands over and over in the rightside lats. Lacey's right elbow finally flinches down to protect her ribs: Hayden's right hand jams home to Lacey's right ear, cutting power to Chabert's legs. Lacey crumples forward, jacknifing into canvas...ref pushes seething Hayden away as Lacey spreads out on her tummy, left-side parallel to ropes. KO3 in vengeful fashion, Hayden Panettiere.

After: Slump over - Hayden comes out all fired up, blows the doors off one of the most dangerous flyweights in boxing to answer the critics. "She really made me mad leading up to this fight," Hayden gripes, still frowning and keyed-up in post-fight. "I've got tons and tons of fighting left to do, and there's no way girls like Lacey are gonna stop me! Anybody who was licking their chops thinking that I'd lost my mojo better just smarten up. Hayden Panettiere's back and she's not going ANYWHERE except back to the top of the foodchain!"