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24 January 2014 Kate Upton vs Katy Perry

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Posted by simguy on January 24, 2014, 10:07 am

BEFORE: Beaten by Kelly Brook, plucky Katy Perry gets right back on the horse, taking on another big-swinging JKO girl in Upton. "I'm Doublin' down on the double-D's!" Katy crows in prefight. "Kate's bigger and stronger than Kelly, so beating her is a good way to slap Brook's face in the bargain. I gained a TON of confidence against Kelly - even though I lost, I knew I belonged with these girls, and I'm anxious to prove it!"

Upton feeling her oats: movies coming up; growing profile as a big, beautiful bad-ass...she's showing healthy swagger these days. "You know I'm getting to these girls when Brooklyn ducks me," Kate grins, "but whatever - I'm happy to gobble up Katy now rather than later. Brook's mistake was in letting Perry hang around. Gave Katy false confidence, which is cruel, when you think about it. I'm not cruel - I'm nice! I'm going to knock Katy the hell out so that she doesn't go away from this thinking that she's something she's not!"

Katy in fun leopard-print top with full upper-back coverage, shoulder straps, twist-tied at jugs; leopard-print bikini bottoms; white gloves; black hair loose. Upton in white bikini from upcoming film; white gloves; blonde hair up in twisty bun, loose strands framing face. Kate emphasizing her height during ref's instructions, gazing down all smug as Katy's grinning up.

During R1: Katy up-tempos - lots of head feinting, then she steps in, dips down, rising up into a lunging hook that catches Upton clean to chin. Big Blonde rocked onto her heels, startled by sock...she swings a beefy hook over the top as Katy's ducking down/weaving away. Upton trying to time Katy coming in, but Perry too ballistic - she's circling to her right, lunging in hot off the bob, leading leaping hooks that spook Upton backwards, even when they don't land. Midway through, Upton still trying to find the range - her hands relaxed, chest-high...she's frozen by Katy's bobbing feint, then facing into a battering left/right swift across the chops! BLONDE GIRL HURT! Upton drifting backwards all gobsmacked and blinking, hitting ropes in a fog. Katy: eyes bright, mouth grinning...she's pouncing in low; belting pampered blonde waistline right/left...rich, thick, compact whacks spanking off meat. Rising from crouch, Katy turns a tight left/right off Kate's staring face, toggling the chin, glazing the eyes. Kate staring, lips parted in swoon, hands at chest...she's all big and sloppy, helpless at ropes! PERRY ROMPS TO JUG! Katy belting rack rich, thick, clapping left/rights - really switching her shoulders side to side, finishing up in a little crouch over on her left side, ready to bob any counters. Upton's curvy legs holding her up, but she's out on her feet - hands just pushing Katy's head/shoulder to back her off: Perry BELTING blonde head those vicious switch-quick left/rights, then dippin' and duckin' rather than standing and waiting for the receipt. Upton proves harder to sink than the Bismarck; big blonde sponging up torrid shellack - pouting and staring all groggy; groaning when Perry switches from head to body to shellack the midsection; whining when Perry belts away thick on jug. Bell: Katy pushing swaying blonde upright against bell - giving Upton's stupendous tits a quick motorboat, then shouting "HELL Yah!" in Upton's drowsy face. Kate in a fog - ref pulling pumped-up Katy away...scored 10-8 without the knockdown as Upton can't be convinced to sleep, but it's the best start of Katy Perry's slugging career!

R2: Upton steppin' shabby; strands of hair in her eyes; mouth open; flat-footed; hands still chest-high or lower as she tries to step into position. Katy grinnin', making faces, steppin' kinetic to either side, bobbing in her stance to change levels. Upton pawing a groggy jab: Katy slips it, then bangs back - popping Upton clapping clout either side of her jaw RIGHT/LEFT. Kate staggering when smote, lashes blinking, but she rights herself, trying to compete through the hurt. Katy sometimes a little too exuberant - falling into Upton and staggering around in sloppy clinches. But when Perry hops in close, gets off compact - switching her shoulders side to side to generate bursts of clout...she's really rocking Kate Upton. Bell: Upton swooning, out of it, but still yet to go down; Katy working up quite a sweat through 2 without finding the off-switch on a hittable blonde.

R3: Upton adjusting - extending arms to push on Katy's head/shoulder, problematizing Perry's pounce, shunting the brunette off to Upton's left. Results in Katy swinging hot from too far away at times - coming up short and making herself vulnerable. Upton landing fat left hooks wide to Katy's jugs; leaning in with rangy rights ticketed for chin. Perry getting hit, but banging back toe-to-toe, cashing in jug and head in free-swinging exchanges. Crowd pleasing slop - Upton finally stabilizing her front, fighting Katy to a standstill in the third.

R4: Upton using her hands well - pushing Katy head-and-shoulder; jabbing Katy now; trying for big, slinging right hands. Katy moving inside the arc of Upton's rights - blonde-girl's arm wrapping round Perry's shoulders, whereupon the girls clobber at each other until they clinch or stagger apart to regroup. Katy still effective with bobbing head movement combined with vicious, compact side-to-side slugging - always trying to put two quick hits onto the bigger girl. Upton doing a better job of getting distance - pushing Katy around; locating her with the jab; leaning in and down with sledgehammer right hands. Another drawn round - Upton hanging tough despite that rocky first round; Perry's pace starting to slow.

R5: Katy's tired after setting a blazing pace: Upton takes initiative. Blonde girl stepping her brunette down, pushing Katy off, jabbing her to pate. Swinging hooks take Katy fat to jug, forcing her to back off all cranky and stung. Perry still doing a good job ducking inside the arc of Kate's crashing rights, but brunette not working on the inside - Upton generally able to get hands on her girl and push her back into the strike-zone.

R6: Sloppiest round so far - girls circling, then falling in without a lot of clean punching. Katy ducking inside so Kate's right arm drapes brunette shoulders, then they're in there pushing and mauling, treating each other to forearms and shoulders to jug. Upton managing matters late - her right arm draping Katy's shoulders, dragging her close; left hand palming Katy's face, pushing her up, back, and to Perry's left, leaving her open to follow-on wallop. Upton slugging with lusty lefts and rights from the hips after face-shoving Katy off balance: blonde girl bashing away side-to-side with thumbside up delivery, beating Katy head/shoulders/breasts at bell.

R7: Katy hoppin' and bobbin' to her right...she turns Kate, then lights her up, shouting "HAH! HAH!" as the sudden LEFT/RIGHT claps blonde jawlines. Upton staring in swoon, stepping in fence-post-holes...she's hurt, wobbly butt all over again. Katy pours inside, butting top of her head into Upton's jugs while pumping tummy hup-hup-hup. Blonde gasping as she backs up, but she firms, swinging a belting right hand hot to Katy's gut as brunette's charging in. Perry grunting in receipt, crossing arms to bob on the spot: Upton palms shoulders, pushes Katy off and starts to walk her down! Blonde girl shaking off shock...she's the aggressor over the balance of the round, never hitting Katy cleaning enough to hurt her, but definitely bossing her around the ring.

R8: Katy trying to penetrate, but she's running into Kate's jab, stalling, then getting stroked by Upton's crashing right cross; cleaned up via Upton's left uppercut. Katy belted onto her heels, taking a good shot...she circles-right, still searching for angles, then pouncing in hot. Expensive choices for Perry: Upton standing her ground well, letting Katy run into trouble, then looking to make punches count when Perry's crouching in the strike-zone. Great walloping shots landed by Ms. Upton: chin, breasts, flanks of Katy P all taking a tanning.

R8: Katy bounces on in, eating a gorgeous, short, full-bodied left uppercut that picks up her chin, then drops her to haunches-and-hands. First sign of Upton's buxom power: Katy rocked, taking a moment to gather herself before standing at 8. Katy sliding to her right along ropes - ducking low/straightening up into hurtin' clinches around Upton's waist for ref's breaks. Kate baring her teeth, pushing Katy's face to pry her out of clinches; bullying Katy; driving on Katy with crashing right hands and rowdy left uppercuts. Perry belted into stupor, but doing just enough to survive her harshest treatment of the night.

R10: Upton storming out all jugs a-jumpin' to finish, but gassing out around the minute mark. Kate mouthbreathing, hands low: cue Katy P. bangin' back! BELTING right/left combos spank Kate's face side to side...blonde girl glassy eyed, staring, stumbling to her right all hurt and shabby again. Katy stalking Upton to ropes, squaring away to lay siege: it's Perry trying to clean up/Upton trying to survive! Kate out on her feet, trying to cup her hands at Katy's ears for head-control. Katy slugging around Kate's arms to clobber the head; pulling Kate's hands down; belting away jugs and tummy with those tightly-turned left/rights - Katy really getting in thick to the meat of her blonde. Upton gobsmacked, head lolling, cringing as her body gets lit up, but proud blonde just won't go. Fight ends to the sight of Katy stacking ragdoll blonde up and belting her senseless - shocking head-punches bashing Kate's head around, flattening either ear to either shoulder - it's the hardest punching of Katy's career. Bell: Upton mumbling, hair in her eyes, hands still pawing for Katy as Perry's pushing off tummy...comes back UD10 by a single point, Katy Perry.

After: Breakthrough performance for Perry has her crying giddily in her corner/hugging anyone in reach - highlight reel punching bombed Upton back to the stone-age tonight. Upton never going down despite absorbing the beating of a lifetime: whispers of "Theron-like chin" the silver lining for the buxom bomber. "These two fights against Brook and Upton have really been huge for me," Katy gushes in postfight. "I'm finally getting what my guys have been saying. I'm finally seeing who I am, what I can do, and I'm hurting girls as a result. Kate Upton's a big strong girl...took shots I don't believe anyone else in boxing could have sponged...but it didn't matter. I knew she was stupid with hurt - I doubt she even remembers much of this fight. Look at her face: no one's ever beaten Upton lumpy like I did tonight!"