Posted by Simguy on 5/16/2008, 12:07 am.

Before: “I love these Jessica Alba wannabees,”special commentator Jessica Alba smirks from ringside. “Any young, half-way attractive actress dreams of the day when she can get in the ring with me and really see what she’s got—but when it happens—it always ends in tears fir them. Bibb’s been nipping at my heels lately;  I’ve got like a stack of telegrams from Odette somebody begging for a fight; Missy’s always dropping my name—on and on. Tonight’s a great chance to see what these girls have, or more to the point—DON’T have. It’s like a pair of try-hard girls—should be hungry fighting if nothing else.” Missy in vivid royal blue bikini top/scarlet bottoms; white gloves. Leslie in black lace bra and boy-leg bottoms; black gloves.

During R1: MISSY GOES DOWN! Peregrym hangs a jab—Leslie over top of it with a sweeping right and Missy’s on her back seconds into the contest! Brunette up in a series of herky-jerks: she’s buzzed, knees a-knockin’. Leslie attacks Missy at the ropes, jabbing to the body, crossing to the head, finishing up the hook to chin. Missy sponges, ANSWERS BACK! Peregrym forced to brawl—bending low to her right while pulling the left across; bending low to her right while pulling the left across; bending low to her left while sweeping the right. Missy slugging her way off the ropes as Leslie scampers back: Bibb regroups behind her jab, targeting Missy’s left eye while sidestepping left. Blonde regains control, fight settles down into Bibb circling wounded prey, penetrating in and out with cruel jabs, patiently pounding away on Missy’s eye with straight left hands. Bibb, big,

R2: Missy covered up, stooped behind her mitts: Leslie flashes a slender-limbed right/left against sturdy brunette waistline—batting, tic-toc delivery. Bibb backs out with prodding a jab at Missy’s guard, just to keep her occupied: blonde steps right, turning Missy’s left flank. Bibb stitches in with the stiff jab to tummy—quickly steps out, pivots left. Peregrym grimacing—keeping hands up—still a little leg-shaky, but slowly coming forward, trying to cut off the ring. RIGHT HAND, LESLIE BIBB! With a soft little shoulder shimmy—feinting Missy, then leaning in with a hesitation right cross, splitting Missy’s mitts and punching her face back tart., PEREGRYM’S SHOOK! Missy stumbling forward behind her mitts: Leslie arches her feline back, lifting the left uppercut into Missy’s sternum, then sidestepping-left as Peregrym staggers past. Bibb pouncing in, slugging, backs a startled blonde off. Leslie trying to penetrate in and work on hurt Missy, but Peregrym defiant: every blonde rush repulsed as Peregrym shortens up stroke, dips her shoulders and works to Leslie’s slender ribcage. Again—Bibb forced to step out, work behind the jab as Missy digs in. Leslie piling up points on Missy’s left eye: Peregrym lumping up nicely.

R3: Missy’s been hurt, scattered, disorganized thus far: she regroups, gets back to her more usual angular stance. Dukes up—leggy girls circling left, pumping jabs, glaring out from behind prepared defenses. Orderly stuff—straight punches, prefaced by stiff jabs—slender arms shafting back and forth from medium/long range, Both girls adept at parrying and blocking—not a lot’s getting through. Easy to compare weight of shot—Missy’s popping punches detonating against Leslie’s guard with authority: Bibb not as heavy handed. Missy rights the ship, takes the round.

R4: Orderly, rangy boxing—jabfest, Leslie’s quickness, accuracy, determination helping to answer Missy’s power: Blonde diligently working on Missy’s left eye, breaking down the defense somewhat, Missy’s jab starting to find the mark: as soon as Peregrym can land the left, she’s leaning in the right, hoping for chin. Leslie moving the jab around, touching Missy in her abs, then coming back up top—just mixing things up to keep Peregrym off balance., Down the stretch—Missy covers up to block a series of jabs: Leslie shifts to her right, buggy-whipping Missy heartlessly in behind her left elbow. BUCKLING MISSY’S KNEES! Leslie’s eyes bright as she detects hurt: Another lashing buggy-whip right to the body; gouging left hook off the front (Left) foot taking Missy in her sternum, Peregrym staggers backwards, mouth open, eyes forlorn., Bibb smiles at the sight: poor Missy’/s hurt again.

R5: Leslie, hesitation right hand off the feint, stuns Missy to ear; right uppercut splits Missy’s mitts; swatting right to the ear, sends Missy into ropes. Peregrym blinking, confused: Leslie continuing to catch Missy with sneaky power, buzzing Peregyrm’s legs. Ropes: Leslie jabs her way in, then cups her left hand in behind Missy’s head for control. Leslie with her forehead on Missy’s, using the left hand to pull and manage her brunette—smiting away right hands to ribs, flank, chin. When Leslie wants to rest or reset—she cups both hands behind Missy’s head, jamming her into ropes, then pulling her forward into the right uppercut to body or head. Peregrym being whittled away, surprisingly meek inside blonde clasp—Leslie able to have her way with stronger girl through 5.

R6: Missy rebounds: she’s badly scuffed; left eye’s all but closed; mouthbreathing. Peregrynm stepping in with her jab, then disengaging—trying to change up distance on Bibb. Leslie taking the round off—not pursuing Missy: Blonde looking to potshot brunette when she comes in, deploying that buggy-whip right hand liberally, up and down Missy’s left flank. Round to Missy as she stabilizes her front, but can’t wipe the smile from Leslie’s glowing face.

R7: Leslie hurts Missy early, and often, penetrating brunette defenses and knocking her to ropes at the stagger. Bibb SO dialed in—feinting, then bringing hesitation right hands: Missy’s head pounded back off her gloves as her blocking scheme just isn’t working. Peregrym bounced off all four ropes, walked down: Leslie able to place right crosses, right uppercuts, swatting side-arm rights—she’s just pasting Missy’s face into ruins. Leslie’s jab knocking at Missy’s brow continuing to punish the long-closed left eye: Bibb able to break Missy down from outside, then lean in to score heavy. Give Peregrym credit, she’s repeatedly rocked and staggered, but she’s able to ride it out. Final minute sees Missy dip-n’-dig tuff uppercuts to Leslie’s ribs, backing blonde off with a frown and forcing Bibb to run the clock to the bell.

R8: Missy shows resilience: she’s been hurt since the first ro9und, but she’s finding ways to rally. She jabs Leslie to a standstill, then rings right roundhouses off shiny blonde ribs. Bibb backing away, trying to leg the ring: Missy equally leggy, pinning Leslie down with the jab, then re-issuing the batting body attack, Bibb clinching in behind Missy’s elbows, pulling the brunette in top of her at the ropes for ref’s breaks: Peregrym in complete control, methodically working on Leslie along the aprons.

R9: Leggy, wide ranging boxing—sinewy thighs flashing as girls negotiate the ring—then MISSY GETS HURT! Midway through, cute Bibb feint leads to a lashing hesitation right to jaw: Missy rocked, sent stumbling sideways to ropes, Leslie quickly on top—sliding her left hand in behind Missy’s head, pulling it down onto a shirt right uppercut—then clasping both hands behind head while pushing Missy deep to ropes. It’s holding and hitting, and its wrong—but highly effective as a sleek young blonde works her equally controlling brunette over at ropes. Bibb scouring away with right uppercuts out of the clasp, following through with plenty of elbow: ref finally issues break with a firm warning to Leslie., Once again, Missy proves tough and game when hurt she punches straight right hands to Leslie’s face, slugging off the ropes and backing blonde up at the bell.

R10: Away, away, away. Leslie hopping to her right, grinning, shaking her head “No” at Missy: Peregrym trying to walk her leggy foe down, looking for decisive battle. Bibb running—clinching for breaks whenever she gets cornered: she’s happy with the cards she’s got, prepared to await decision, Peregrym raking Leslie’s ribs in spots, but unable to sustain any kind of offensive pressure: rounds ends with Leslie tying up around Missy’s ribs, smiling ov er Missy’s left shoulder as bell rings. UD10 Leslie Bibb.

After: Peregrym pulling at her nose, head bowed as she thinks through a definite missed opportunity tonight. Bibb a-glow: funky timing, deceptive delivery, world-class legs and questionable tactics allow her to overcome a more powerful, stronger brunette. “Missy fought a TV-girl’s fight: that’s not good enough against legit movie stars,” Leslie chirps in postfight. “It’s good to be back, I know Jessica was here to see me take Missy apart. And so I really hope we can get that fight done. Alba’s 15 minutes are up: everything she’s got is going to be mine, sooner or later.”

Reposted by Archer 2/20/14.