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9 February 2014 Intro Diamonds at the Asylum PPV

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Posted by simguy & The Wiz on February 9, 2014, 9:00 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, and, tonight, we've got a single guest stable, the Diamond Boxing Club, in the house for five fights against Front Street! I'm Jenny O'Dell, joined as always by Tractorpull's Tess Valmore, the human Sharknado Cassie Scerbo, and, of course, The Loose Cannon of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and, Mac, we've got some interesting fights here tonight..."

McCarthy: "Well, unfortunately, neither of Front Street's REAL fighters is here tonight, so we just have a selection of hookers with various degrees of dancing ability, but DBC has some interesting girls. This McPhee kid could turn into something, and Underwood looked like she had a clue the last time out..."

O'Dell: "Katherine McPhee will fight Katy Perry, while Underwood will battle Amanda Seyfried..."

Tess: "Also in action will be Ke$ha battling Katrina Bowden, while Kat Graham will lace 'em up against Keri Russell..."

Cassie: "And, let's not forget Kat Dennings will face DBC's LeAnn Rimes. Plus, we've got the rematch between Pink and Alyssa Milano as Pink tries to avenge her upset loss last year!"

O'Dell: "Should be fun, so get your shotglasses and bingo cards ready! Diamonds At The Asylum is NEXT!"