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9 February 2014 Diamonds at the Asylum PPV Post-Fight Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on February 9, 2014, 9:12 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Pink, Amanda Seyfried, Britney Spears, Mariska Hargitay, and Jewel. To his right sit Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Neve Campbell, Kat Dennings, Avril Lavigne, and Jane Levy.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with the Diamond Boxing Club. We've never had a stable send five girls to Asylum before, and I appreciate their doing it. We made some excellent fights, and I hope to have DBC back here. Also, to Alyssa Milano, our lone Indy on tonight's card. Independent fighters are a key part of what we do at Asylum, and we're very pleased to have girls like Alyssa here. Also, to Av and Jane for putting together another great card, and, as always, last but not least, to the FCBA commission for sanctioning these bouts and making Asylum possible. Now, I'll take questions. Cable Boy!"

HBO Reporter: "You can't be happy about losing three fights tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "We're NEVER happy about losing a fight. However. I thought Kat fought very well tonight. She won three straight rounds, then got caught. If she'd made it out of the fourth, I have no doubt she'd have won the fight. That kinda stuff happens in boxing. I'm not sweating it. Kristen fought pretty well, too. She just got kinda tricked by a girl who's been fighting since K-Stew was nine freakin' years old. Kristen's a very smart young lady, and that serves her well in the ring, but, if she has a weakness we've noticed, it's against veterans like Russell and Hayek who've been around a long time. So, if you're wonderin', yeah, we're gonna challenge Kristen with more ladies like that and see if we can't correct that problem. Cable Boy II, talk to me!"

Showtime Reporter: "You CAN'T be happy with Amanda's effort..."

Man In The Hat: "Now, that's where you're wrong. One thing I NEVER worry about with Amanda is EFFORT. That is always there and has always BEEN there. I've never questioned her effort, because she always gives everything she has. Tonight, that wasn't good enough, but there was no lack of effort. BLONDE! Magazine in the house! Go!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Ke$ha looked pretty good tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "I've said this before. Big K has awesome physical gifts, gifts most women in this-here federation can only dream of. She gets better every time out. The Ke$ha you saw tonight is a far different fighter than the one of two years ago or even a year ago. It's starting to slow down for her. She's developing into what I know she can be. I'm very pleased with her performance tonight and with the direction she's going. Tess, dear, go ahead!"

Tess: "Speaking of girls who've developed, we saw a different Katy Perry tonight..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Yes, we did. This was the Katy I've been talking about, the athletic boxer/puncher with dancer's feet and fast, heavy hands. THAT Katy is a legitimate contender at two weights. That's the Katy we've seen flashes of before, and you all saw how effective she can be when we see it for longer stretches. She's going to get a little break now, as she's already had two fights this year, but we look forward to seein' more of what we saw tonight when she gets back into the ring. Smackeroo, time for dinner..."

Reporter: "Pink seemed to be on a bit of a mission tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "You think?"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Pinkness ain't thought about much other than a rematch with Milano since the first fight. She was, shall we say, FOCUSED on this one. Now, Pink is as physical a bantam as there is in the FCBA, and when she's locked in on you, let's just say you're in for a LONG night. Or a short one. Know what I mean? Now, it's time to get somethin' to eat. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"