If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.
You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

9 February 2014 Alyssa Milano vs Pink

Page history last edited by Vassago 10 years, 1 month ago

DIAMONDS AT THE ASYLUM PPV

Posted by simguy & The Wiz on February 9, 2014, 9:11 pm

BEFORE:

"See, this is the one bad thing about pulling a so-called 'upset'," says Alyssa, making air quotes with her fingers as she utters "upset". "You have to go back out and prove it wasn't a fluke. Well, it wasn't. And I'll prove it."

"Pinkness is kinda tired of talking about the whole 'quick whistle' thing," says Pink with a shake of the head. "So, tonight, we're going to explore a little different theme. I call this one 'the beatdown'."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Getting ready for the final bout of the night and that's 'Trouble' booming through the arena, and that can only mean 'The Queen of Front Street', Pink, is on her way to the ring!"

McCarthy: "I'd rather be queen of one of those swamps over in New Jersey..."

Cassie: "Several of which are filled with ALMOST as many toxic chemicals as YOU..."

McCarthy: "That's IT, SCABBO..."

O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac! No one wants to see 'The Postman II'..."

Tess: "Hard to believe they made a sequel to that, since I'm pretty sure I'm still watching the original...because it was ENDLESS..."

O'Dell: "This one went straight to video..and stars Larry The Cable Guy..."

Cassie: "Wait for it..."

McCarthy: "Hey! I was supposed to be IN that! Siri, call my agent!"

O'Dell(sighing): "Pink into the ring, helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that black bikini with the white skulls on it she usually wears, and that's 'Blackbird' by the Beatles you hear, and here comes Alyssa Milano!"

Tess: "Front Street giving Alyssa the honors tonight, as she DID win the first bout..."

O'Dell: "Milano down the aisle and into the ring. Helped off with the robe to reveal the same white number she wore the first time around, and we're about ready to go. Let's get some picks. Tess likes Pink. Mac?"

McCarthy: "What do you MEAN they gave it to Jami Ferrell! She wasn't even a PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR! SHE LOST TO KAREN McDOUGAL..."

O'Dell: "MAC???"

McCarthy: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MCDOUGAL'S IN IT, TOO???"

O'Dell: "MAC!!!!!"

McCarthy: "Sorry. Milano won once. She'll win again."

O'Dell(sighing): "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess. And I'm wondering just how many Playmates they have in that movie..."

McCarthy: "MARILYN COLE??? SHE'S LIKE 65!"

Cassie: "SHE'S the one who got the part Mac was up for..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO! AND YOU! YOU'RE FIRED!"

Tess: "She goes through agents like..."

Cassie: "Uncle Wiz goes through PBR bottles..."

Tess: "Exactly."

O'Dell: "Annnnnnndddd there's the bell. Pink immediately forward looking to close and Alyssa just as quickly on her bicycle, circling left, away from Pink's power..."

Tess: "Pink, like Ke$ha, is a southpaw, though Pinkness sometimes fights right handed."

O'Dell: "Pink, of course, very athletic and has great feet. She's using those feet to cut the ring, land in combination and score points. Milano weathering those exchanges, then using her own legs to circle away, back to empty canvas."

McCarthy: "This is good strategy from Milano. You upset a girl last time out and she's ticked off about it, so you know she's coming out loaded for bear in the first. So, what you want to do is burn off some of that 'out of the tunnel' emotion before you get into a heavy engagement, and that's what Alyssa's doing."

O'Dell: "Milano popping that jab, trying to catch Pink as she cuts the ring and closes, but plenty of movement from the Front Streeter making her a difficult target. Pink having no trouble landing when she gets to her spots. Scoring with both hands. Concentrating upstairs. Not bothering with the body."

Tess: "Alyssa working hard to limit the length of the exchanges, so Pink's making her punches count, right Mac?"

McCarthy: "Exactly, Walmart. Not enough time to work body."

O'Dell: "Alyssa content to jab and move as we head down the stretch. Pink working hard, working up a good sweat, closes, bangs home a combination, Milano pops a jab and circles away and there's the bell. Shutout Pink."

Tess: "And both girls seem happy with how the first went as they bounce to their corners. Only one of them leads 10-9, though, and that's Pink."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "We're into the second, and Alyssa immediately forward looking to engage. Pink more than willing to comply, answering Milano's flurry with one of her own. Alyssa slide-stepping, moving the head, not standing in front of Pink. Pinkness using the feet as well, getting square and then landing for points."

Cassie: "This is good stuff from both fighters. Milano very slick, all angles, and Pink willing to be patient and get where she needs to be before letting the hands go."

O'Dell: "Alyssa using the legs a bit now, circles behind the jab, stops and pops. Pink responds with a good combination. Alyssa slides left, ducks a right hand, scores to the body. Pink responds downstairs with a short hook to the ribs."

McCarthy: "If I'm in Pink's corner, I'd be telling her to invest heavily downstairs. She's bigger and younger than Milano. She could wear her down to the body."

O'Dell: "Alyssa a good right hook and Pink backs her up with a three-punch combination! The straight left in there was the best punch of the fight so far. Milano counters with a right but forced to the defensive by another accurate flurry from Pink. Alyssa giving ground down the stretch. Pink in deliberate pursuit, lands a solid right hook at the bell."

Tess: "Better round for Milano, but Pink took control late and now has the 20-18 lead."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "We're into the third now and Pink is crowding Milano, slipping her left, getting square and then sending a barrage of leather at Alyssa. Milano slick, ducking, dodging, slipping, countering, even hooking some body with the right hand."

McCarthy: "I like what Alyssa's doing here. She's slowing everything down, making Pink work to find her, not allowing her to get in rhythm. This is the kind of stuff a good, veteran boxer can do."

O'Dell: "Pink patient, working hard. Finding her spots and scoring with both hands. Alyssa countering at every opportunity, allowing her rival to fight lead...AND THERE'S A LEFT HOOK BY PINK AND MILANO IS HURT!"

Cassie: "The knees definitely wobbled on that one! She did well not to go down!"

O'Dell: "And Pink looking to remedy that right now, driving Milano to the ropes and going all in. Alyssa covering up, leaning back into the ropes, putting the body on sale and Pink is now buying in bulk, having at the abs, lats, and ribs, thumping leather home with great enthusiasm, trying to bring that guard down. Alyssa grimly determined, willing to take the punishment to keep the guard high. Tying up now, but Pink shoves free and lands a good right hook to the head at the bell!"

Tess: "That's three in a row for Pink now, 30-27 through three. And Milano clearly hurting as she heads back to her corner."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth round begins with Pink on the march. The Front Streeter right after Milano, who's willing to give ground and play defense. Alyssa backing and circling, keeping the hands high, punching only in counter as Pink forces the pace."

McCarthy: "Milano may still be buzzed from the last round. Needs to be careful here."

O'Dell: "Pink crowding, flurrying, making Alyssa cover up. Milano trying to stay off the ropes, but Pink traps her there and goes to work flat footed. Alyssa in that high guard again, but Pink ignoring the body this time, hammering away upstairs with both hands. Alyssa trying to fire back in counter, but Pink suppresses her with a heavy volley of fire..."

Cassie: "Milano needs to get off the ropes..."

O'Dell: "But Pink isn't having any! She's got Alyssa where she wants her and she's hammering away...LEFT HAND AND DOWN GOES MILANO! A straight left snaps Alyssa's head back and she spills along the ropes to crash to the mat on her left side, back against the ropes! Pink to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five..."

McCarthy: "He can count all day..."

O'Dell: "Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten! It's over! Milano still unmoving on the canvas, and your winner by KO4 is 'The Queen of Front Street', Pink!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I've got our winner, Pink, and Pinkness, you took no prisoners in here tonight..."

Pink: "Look, sometimes you have to set some stuff straight in this business. She got a win last time, and I never tried to take that away from her despite everything. But, tonight, I was all about making sure there wasn't going to be any doubt who the better woman was. And, there isn't."