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13 February 2014 Geri Halliwell vs Mutya Buena

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BBU BOUT FROM LONDON

 

Posted by Alli Kear on February 13, 2014, 2:34 am

 

Thanks for joining me here in London for this challenge match between veteran Geri and the unbeaten, excitable Mutya, who is still unmanaged – some would say unmanageable!

And make no mistake – there’s plenty of ill will between these two singers! Mutya’s threatened to beat Geri so badly she’ll retire from celebrity boxing, and Geri has promised Mutya that she’ll split her face open. To be honest, I think Mutya might just have taken too big a step up in making this fight, especially without an official stable to back her.

Mutya’s first into the ring, and she’s wearing a yellow bikini top and black leather knickers – her boots are black, and her gloves are yellow – she looks like an angry wasp! And here’s Geri! She’s still hot, this girl! Or woman I should say! She’s wearing a golden cut away one-piece outfit with matching boots and gloves – she’s better looking that Mutya!

Round 1

These two just can’t wait to tuck into one another – this is a ferocious opening with both girls going for it! Mutya’s just pushing forwards at Geri, but the blonde isn’t looking like she’s ready to get beaten up, because she’s standing there and returning fire – and returning hard! That’s a good left hook from Geri, right on Mutya’s mouth, and that got her attention, I can tell you! But Mutya’s got a savage dig of her own, and she’s just punched Geri really hard in the side of her head, and now she’s giving the older girl’s body a real taste of leather, really going for it – Geri hits back again, though, and she landed a fine brace of hooks then, but Mutya just took the punches, didn’t budge, and Geri gets whipped to & fro, the Sugababe giving her three, four, five punches to her face, and Geri’s the one having to step backwards – but still she’s hitting back, even though she’s taking punches, she’s landing on Mutya. But I have to say Geri’s taking more punches than she’s giving out – but she’s hurt Mutya with that punch – she gave the girl a right uppercut when she left herself exposed, and it looks to me like she’s split Mutya’s lip with that! Oh boy – is Mutya angry or what?
She just swiped a big right hook across Geri’s face, and Geri’s knees are shaking, her gloves not protecting her face properly there’s another lovely right from Mutya, and she’s floored her with that! Geri’s up, but it’s all very slow as the ref counts to 8, and Geri still looks dazed to me, bleeding from her nose as well, and now she knows what Mutya’s got in her armoury!

Round 2

Mutya looks really keen to get on with this, and she’s already giving Geri more punishment – she’s knocked old Ginger Spice backwards with a cracking right hook, and she’s after her now – Geri’s flattened back against the ropes, but she squirms clear – she won’t hold Mutya, her pride won’t let her! Mutya’s sneering as she slams a heavy left hook into Geri’s midsection there, and now she’s going at her with her left as well – but she left herself open again, and Geri’s come back into this fight, she’s connected there with another of those short uppercuts – and she’s shaken the Sugababe to her toes with that! Mutya’s still wide open, and Geri’s got her! That’s’ another uppercut – and another! And Mutya’s down! Aww, Geri’s put Mutya flat on her back with those punches, and this is going to be a test for her now! Mutya’s up, on her feet and ready at 7, but she’s not as ready as Geri, because she’s the ogirl landing the punches at this stage of the fight – Mutya’s taking some punishment now, and her mouth drops open there as Geri smashes a great left hand shot into her tummy – She goes for another of those uppercuts as well, but Mutya’s blocked that, and now it’s her turn again as she gives Geri back some more punishment, and she caught her there with a snapping right hook – that’s hurt Geri, and the Spice Girl’s right above me now, and I can see that she’s really struggling to stay on her feet after that – she’s damned lucky the round’s over, I’d say!

Round 3

There’s still no standing off from these girls. Mutya hurt Geri in the final seconds of the second, and I half-expected Geri to want to stay clear of this brutal Sugababe brawler, but I was wrong, because Geri wants more trading with the younger singer, and the girls are swapping big, raking punches in that ring now, Geri got through there with a solid left cross, and a jab – Mutya’s not going anywhere though, and she’s fighting back really hard – she just landed two crushing left hooks, and now Geri’s looking shaken up again – she can’t come up with an answer now, with Mutya just crashing in her big shots to her face, and I’ve got to tell you fightfans that Geri’s bruising up quite badly now – Mutya’s just wiping and swiping her left and right hooks back and forth across her face, and these are tough moments for the Spice Girl because Mutya’s got her head snapping left and right, and she’s backed up against the turnbuckle again – this time she’s not going to get out either, because Mutya’s switched her attack down from her bruised and swollen face to her torso, and Mutya’s snaking punches past Geri’s defensive gloves, landing to her ribs and her midsection – and she’s not wasting any energy now, this brutal Buena – she’s just beating Geri’s body – and the older girl’s making some fairly pained squeaks and squeals as her body starts to glow pink under the assault she’s just taken.

Round 4

I’ve got to say that Geri seems to be slowing down now, and she’s doing what she can to stop Mutya getting at her, trying to skip away from the younger girl, who really is beginning to dominate this fight. And Mutya’s closing Geri down again now – she’s prodding and poking her backwards – great left hook to the mouth there from Mutya! That’s sent Geri backwards and into those ropes again – and now Mutya lashes Geri's body – she’s got the older girl yelping now as she crushes her ribs with those punches – and I’m wondering how much more of this Geri can take! Mutya gave her a swift one-two to the face there as well, and Geri’s nose is bleeding quite freely now - both nostrils must be more or less blocked, I guess? What I can say with certainty is that Geri’s weakening, her mouth dropping open as she tries to breathe through it – and now Mutya lands an uppercut of her own, almost seems to be showing Geri she can play her at her own game. But – and this is incredible! Geri has taken a real shellacking in this round, but she’s trying to fight back, throwing punches and gradually she’s getting off the ropes – only not now, another crisp uppercut from Mutya has knocked Geri back into the ropes, and she’s getting hammered – Mutya’s just relentless, and she’s slid Geri along and into the corner, and she’s – well she’s sort of propping her up with her right glove and smashing punches into her face with her left! This can’t be legal, ref! Geri’s cut somewhere round her right eye, and Mutya gives her more – that’s the bell, and Mutya’s laughing as Geri staggers about, looking for her corner.

Round 5

Geri’s right eye is shut! Nothing else I can say about it – Mutya has just done some real damage to her I think – this should be stopped, but the fans are baying for action, and a shaky Geri Halliwell comes out fighting one-eyed against a girl who I think is the most brutal flyweight I’ve seen in the BBU. Aww, come on! Geri can't stop those punches landing – she can’t see, and her defence is shot – she’s just a sitting duck – that’s a big right from Mutya, and that’s enough to put Geri away – she’s down, and she’s out!

Mutya Buena knocked Geri Halliwell out in round 5

There’s bedlam in the ring now! Geri’s hardly conscious, but Mutya wants her to take some post fight humiliation! The doctors aren’t allowing it though – it seems Mutya may have fractured Geri’s cheekbone, or broken her nose – either way, security guards are up there in the ring, and that’s the end of tonight’s BBU coverage.   
 

 

 

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