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28 February 2014 Emma Stone vs Carrie Underwood

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Posted by simguy on February 28, 2014, 2:55 pm

BEFORE: "I just wanna keep touchin' girls up, gettin' 'em beat and movin' on up!" Carrie chirps in prefight, feeling pretty good about her recent performances. "Emma's a good test, but very beatable: I fight my fight, Stone won't be able to stay with me."

Emma grumpy about Carrie's 'tude: Stone evidently seeing herself as a much bigger favourite than the books are making her. "Underwood's getting a little too big for her britches," Emma scowls at podium. "Time to cut this chick down to size. She's got no power, no real skill against good fighters...I think this is going to be a huge wake up call for team-Underwood. I'm gonna send them back to the drawing board with this beating!"

Carrie in fog grey bikini; small black gloves; blonde hair in loose curls. Emma in black sport top, black sport-bikini bottoms with black/white check waistband; small white gloves; bouncy high-pony with frisky blonde bangs.

During R1: Emma chin-tucked, stalking with measured steps, dukes at cheeks, elbows in. Carrie looking to hop-close and whirl: Emma checking Underwood early with pre-emptive left jabs - steppin' 'em in stiff, pivoting clockwise around the score. Stone works it bell to bell - rejecting Carrie's drives up the middle; keeping Underwood outside for the most part. When Underwood DOES get inside - Emma's there with the short left uppercut; clouting right/lefts to ears; slap-chopping right to face, driving Carrie back outside.

R2: Same again - Underwood flustered...she's being aggressive, trying to bob her way in, but Emma's got all the answers. Stone pivoting to her left, jabbing bullets, but also putting rangy punches together whenever Carrie weaves in close. Carrie getting rocked in spots - Emma mixing uppercuts with clouting wider shots to send Underwood back on her heels, and if Carrie waits outside, Emma's finding her with stiff jabs/long right crosses. Back to back shutouts for Stone some of the best minutes of her career: she sends Carrie wobbly-butt to her corner, looking frazzled.

R3: Emma working her patterns, keeping Carrie out on the end of the jab, then outworking Underwood inside. All Emma Stone to final minute...Carrie weaving her way close, head down around Emma's tummy: Underwood loops an overhand right upside Stone's head, staggering Emma on the spot. Carrie up out of her bob with a short left hook, tagging Emma to jaw; clubbing right to jaw sends tremors down Stone's thighs. Emma covering up, stooping forward - Carrie whirls away to body, chopping rights and lefts at available side-boob, then curling tight little left/right uppercuts in between Emma's mitts. Stone hurt, just trying to ride it out...she coughs up the round late as Carrie turns slugger for points!

R4: More pressure from Carrie as she bobs her way in, looping either hand over the top, then trying to flurry body/head in close. Emma overwhelmed early, but she legs out of range, circling clockwise to get organized - slowly bringing Underwood to heel. Stone doing a nice job with that jab - reaching it out and sticking it to Carrie's face...Underwood lumping up, looking a little shell-shocked from poke. Round up for grabs late, but Carrie's rushes up the middle bog down against smart Stone combinations. Short left uppercut the key for Stone: she's clipping Carrie with that, cleaning her up with rangy right/lefts thereafter until Carrie withdraws.

R5: Heartbreaking minutes for Carrie as she tries to crash up the middle, only to be picked apart, managed by sharp Emma Stone. Jab really punishing pretty Carrie now, busting her up, leaving her frazzled. Emma keeping elbows in, cuffing and clouting Carrie's head and breasts inside, then catching her wide, whacking hooks to chin as Underwood's backing away. Down the stretch, Emma's walking Carrie down behind the jab, leaning into dangerous-looking right hands that juuust miss the mark as Underwood's bailing out.

R6: Give Carrie credit - she's rallying herself during the breaks, coming out plucky. Chasing Emma along ropes, Carrie lands a few overhand rights, hounding Stone to corner...Carrie able to plow into her opponent, push and jostle for position, then start pumpin'-tummy hup-hup-hup. Emma grimacing, tying up for ref's breaks: Stone electing to fight off the aprons with her back to ropes, but doing a nice job, staying organized. Points for Underwood: she stays aggressive, lands whirling volume head and body on Emma...Carrie finally finding a solution in the 6th.

R7: Emma lets Carrie bob in close: girls engage in hot-tossing two-way, scrubbing pates/bumping shoulders as each bobs on the spot. Crowd roaring in approval at the work rate - fit little fighters bouncing fists off taut bodies, clubbing each other about the head. Emma the more focussed vixen in her attack - bobbing up and down with short, jagged left/right uppercuts, rolling her shoulders as she picks up Carrie over and over to jug. Underwood starting to hurt from the tidy rack-attack: Emma keys on chin with both hands chipping uppercuts, using her left shoulder to bump Carrie off and loosen her up. Underwood gradually unhinged, getting hurt...clipping left uppercut smites across her mouth/cheek, dropping Carrie to all fours midway through. Underwood bravely up, but badly hurt: Emma able to step-to, rake Carrie over with rangy hooks and crosses, beating Underwood into stupor by the bell.

R8: Carrie a little sluggish off her stool - Emma able to step in a quick-stitching one-two and DOWN GOES UNDERWOOD! Carrie sniveling, taking a rickety 8: she's damaged goods at ropes when Emma strides in. Stone's eyes glittering without pity...she's popping hips-right to rip left hooks palm-up behind Carrie's right elbow; twisting torso-left to drag wide right hands loud to Carrie's left flank. She's pushing her left palm on Carrie's forehead to push her upright while plowing straight hands again and again to jug. Right uppercuts brush Carrie upright into ropes, blinking and confused; wide, clouting hooks catch Carrie across the mouth, swiveling her head. It's all too much - Underwood helpless, sloppy with hurt, but curvy legs holding her up against ropes...ref finally moving in as Emma's working up quite the sweat. TKO8 Emma Stone in heartless fashion.

AFter: Stone all flashing eyes, flaring nostrils. "I'm best in show," Emma insists in postfight. "I was a little frustrated after my last fight - I just wanted to get off strong, hurt a girl, and I totally did that. I just felt I was sampling Carrie, taking what I wanted...it was great! That's what I needed to get back on track, and it's what SHE needed to put her in her place!"