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17 March 2014 Intro St Patricks Day Massacre at the Asylum

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on March 17, 2014, 3:08 pm

 

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, and, tonight, decked out from floor to ceiling in green as we celebrate St. Patrick's Day the FCBA way, with HBO's Boxing At The Asylum! I'm green-wearing Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore, the Always Unpredictable Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, all also dressed in the colors of the Emerald Isle. And, Mac, we've got Lookout! Atlantic in back in the house, and some interesting fights here tonight..."

McCarthy: "Well, again, neither of Front Street's REAL fighters is here tonight, and, even worse, Gwyneth The Cue Tip is back, but we ARE going to see some of the newer inductees into Hookerdom, as Leighton Meester and Leven Rambin make their debuts for The Weirdo and begin their journey down the long, dark alley to FCBA oblivion! And watch the Meester fight closely, fans, because it might be the last time you see a flyweight fight at Asylum!"

O'Dell: "Rambin will climb into the ring to face the beautiful Lauren German, while Meester fights veteran Alyson Hannigan..."

Tess: "Another of Front Street's newer additons is in action tonight as well, as Chloe Bennet will lace them up against the beautiful Alice Eve of Lookout! Atlantic. And, we have a pair of veteran blonde bantams as Lookout! Atlantic's Billie Piper takes on Allison..."

McCarthy: "Don't..."

Tess: "'Mack The Knife' Mack!"

McCarthy: "Un. Believable..."

Cassie: "And we have some big girl action on the card as well, with Brooklyn Decker stepping away from the models to go up against fellow TV star Padma Lakshmi..."

McCarthy: "Gesundheit."

Cassie: "And the always-dangerous Gwyneth Paltrow is back to try to throw another wrench into Front Street's lightweight division with a fight against Gemma Arterton!"

O'Dell: "Lots of interesting fights on tap tonight. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, because it's time for 'The St. Patrick's Day Massacre At The Asylum!'"

 

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