BOXING ON THE BEACH

Posted by simguy on 12/28/2007, 4:25 pm

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

BEFORE: (Hawaii) - outdoor press conference hosted by Kiana Tom - Kiki T obviously delighted to sink her hooks into a couple of well-established stars for this contest. "It's going to be electrifying," Tom beams at the podium, selling her little heart out. "You've got the legend - Cindy C herself - looking bigger and stronger than ever before, taking on one of the most feared and overlooked blondes in boxing history - Nicolette Sheridan! They'll fight on sand for maximum output - they'll slug until one can slug no more. I'm committed to these women - full grown, mature, fighting vixens - bringing a brand of action that today's PPV stars can't match for sheer intensity and drama. Nicolette and Cindy, under the sun: oh my yes, there can BE only one!" Crawford in leopard print bikini, black gloves. Nicolette in crimson bikini, red gloves. Ring stanchions set up directly on sand - bleachers overlooking - KT Productions banners prevalent everywhere.

During R1: NICOLETTE GOES DOWN! Cindy jabbing, walks Nikki into a shearing right cross - steps away without looking down as Sheridan plows knees-and-hands into sand,. Blonde shaking her head in wonder, beats the count, but she's shabby: Crawford able to wade in, square up, go to work methodical. Cindy's eyes calm, alert - right hand at her chin as she extends the left to push and prod at Nicollette - Crawford leaning in to deploy thick, slamming rights to blonde skull, left bicep/breast, tummy. Sheridan mouth breathing, on her heels or sitting in ropes - she's earmuffed up, wincing, just trying to roll with the incoming. Big spanking blasts sounding out as Crawford grunts with the effort of slamming home the right hands - bruising shutout first with power, Cindy C.

R2: Girls swish-walk in sand, unhurried - each drawing up in strong, gun platform wide stances. Right hands at chins - they jab away: hard, stiff, slamming poke, thick with commitment. Crawford pulverizing Nicole's brows, mouth, chest - moving Sheridan and stepping to follow. Sheridan pounding back at Cindy with the left - occasionally hooking it to breasts, but mostly sticking it straight to tummy or face. Gentle clockwise rotation as girls adjust: great beefy spank sounding out at methodical intervals. Crawford better at parrying with her right hand, niftier about rolling her left shoulder to slip some of Nikki's work: brunette wins a patient, thumping second.

R3: Same slow, swishing walk to midring - girls looking to front-up, get off with no nonsense. Nicolette dangling her left hand - she sits on Cindy's jab, timing it, countering it with a lashing hook-off-the-hip which catches 100% chin: head swivel Cindy, and she's DOWN! CC plopping into sand on her glutes, shaking her pretty head: Nicolette smoldering, swishes past en route to neutral corner. Resume: Nikki jabs Cindy's front, stepping in big-girl: Crawford forced to ropes where she forms up earmuff. Nik squares away, right at her mouth, left loose and probing. Nikki jabbing up the middle, then hooking off the jab; dropping a smooth right up top; cleaning up the left uppercut. Cindy bashed back against ropes - even shots she blocks on her gloves seem to concuss and disrupt her. Nik beefy about the flank, hooking Cindy's rightside ribs CHUP! CHUP! - then pushing Crawford into ropes to reset. Cindy keeping mitts up, gasping and grimacing - it's all Nicolette, patiently pushing and working her girl over. Round finishes up to the sight of some sumptuous body punching - NIkki just getting her hips into rights and lefts stroked THICK amidships, then ranging up top to clobber those jugs. Crawford wobbly butt back to her stool, visibly shaken.

R4: Nicolette pressing Cindy along the perimeter: brunette earmuffed up, teeth gritted as she steps to her right under threat. Sheridan wide and hamhanded, pounding away at Cindy's shoulders/biceps - cudgelling breast whenever the guard gets slugged out of the way. Down the stretch, Cindy able to take advantage of Nikki's wide arcs, fitting a tangy right hand straight to chin and following up a ringing hook: NICOLETTE'S SHOOK! Sheridan gobsmacked, stamping in fence post holes: Cindy over to offence with HER beefiest whacks to gut, shellacking rights and lefts until Sheridan clinches. Nikki's eyes shut tight as she weighs Cindy into ropes for ref's break: Crawford steals a Sherridan round with opportunistic power.

R5: Cindy steppin', pokin': great slamming left hands pound at Nikki's prepared defenses as blonde warily advances. Nicolette blocking shots, rolling her torso, edging forward: soon she's in hooking range, landing loud to Cindy's ribs and jaw, chasing Crawford to ropes. Cindy dukes at mouth, ducking down under a raunchy Sheridan right: Nicolette squaring away, shelling Cindy with some smashing leather - big, booming lefts and rights. CINDY TAKES A KNEE! Crawford getting hammered at the ropes - arms going numb from blonde bicep-wallop - cagey brunette bends the knee to catch her breath. Resume: deep breath Nikki as she hunches shoulders and pushes on in: blonde stacking brunette at ropes, reaching under Cindy's arms to pull apart the defneces, then crowding close to maul inside. Cindy grimacing, working hard to tie up and bog down her determined foe through 5.

R6: Glorious two-way gun platform shelling midring as full-bodied vixens stand wide and get off. Cindy slamming her jab - hips twitching just a smidge right as she's smokin' 'em in: Nikki's face kicking back, chest ringing out as Crawford scores. Nikki can't jab with Cindy, but isn't trying to: blonde countering with hooks to Crawford's chin, leaning into right hands chest and face. Nikki facing into Cindy's jab in order to land herself - blonde willing herself forward as Crawford gradually gives ground. Final minute - Nicolette's will prevails: she's getting off muscular, beating Cindy about her head and shoulders with thick clout as Crawford blocks and rolls to bell.

R7: Crawford's will starting to bend - she can't keep Nicolette off despite busting up the blonde via that heavy jab. Sheridan muscling Cindy to ropes, reaching in under Crawford's arms to stack her and wrestle the guard down. Sheridan keeping it short n' clouting - buffetting Cindy about her temples; beating her shoulders and biceps; shrugging short shots to jug; ripping hooks to tummy. Nicolette drawing warnings for her head - very rough as she leans in, head down, fighting off taller woman's chest. Cindy leaning against ropes, sponging it to the body, head bouncing back from the odd uppercut or clubbing hook. No one shot devastating Cindy, but this is all hard, non-stop leather, visibly breaking the legendary brunette down. Bell: Cindy wobbly butt again, grimacing achy - she's looking shopworn through 7.

R8: Nicolette walking through Cindy's potent jab - blonde's face puffy and sore, but blonde will undiminished as Sheridan establishes position off Cindy's chest. Same brutal, methodical, thumping beatdown at ropes: Sheridan bumping, pushing and wrestling when she has to, clobbering away with short-clipped lefts and rights. Crawford open-mouthed, soaking it up shabby - she's trying to push Nicolette orr, or tie up behind blonde elbows with little success. Bigt smile Sheridan en route to her corner: she's got Cindy moping through 8.

R9: Uppercut off the ropes comes to Cindy's rescue - she's catching Nik curling right hands as Sheridan's trying to push Cindy's arms out the way. Ringing little blasts - Cindy really tightening up stroke - she's able to score, then tie up as Sheridan goes wobbly butt. Nicolette stunned, but stubborn - even hurt, she's burying her face in Cindy's shoulder, trying to stay tucked in on brunette chest. Masterful display of pocket-defence from Crawford - bumping Nik with either shoulder; dipping side to side, or leaning back into ropes to slip shots; clipping away uppercuts or lanky-hooking Nik to the waist, neatly taking the round.

R10: Cindy clips Nicolette another gorgeous little right uppercut off the ropes; puts the hook on top lanky: Sheridan's hurt! Nicolette staggered, but refusing to back off: she crouches down, absorbs thick licks above either hip, then hooks her way back into Cindy's jugs. Crawford's early advantage fades by the minute mark - she's mouth breathing, starting to become available. Nicolette bashes at arms, then clubs a crude right to Cindy's chin: Crawford sways into ropes, hand dropping, head lolling. Nikki: hook to body; hook to chin. Cindy: out on her feet, hands at chest, taking punches and CRAWFORD GOES DOWN! Ref pushes Nicolette back - Sheridan bellowing in triumph but CINDY BEATS THE COUNT! Nikki wades on in after the 8: exhausted Crawford open-mouthed - extends left hand to palm blonde forehead. Cindy trying to stay away - Nikki stumbling forward, swinging at ribs, tits and chin - Crawford backing up but dropping the odd sneaky right flush to Nicolette's face. Both vixens shabby-kneed, belting each other into stupor at the bell. Comes back UD10, Nicolette Sheridan!

After: Crawford crestfallen, swaying on the spot as decision is announced. Kiana Tom pushing past a used up Cindy to hug Nicolette and promise her the world - Sheridan all but out, grinning groggily as sycophants gather. Wonderful slugfest shows both big-women in a favourable light - tremendous action fight under the sun. "I want Garner," a brazen Nicolette says in postfight, right arm around a grinning Kiana's shoulders. "Landry. Charisma Carpenter always needs a beating. Heigl - that big dumb cow - where's she at? I hear how tuff all these girls are supposed to be, but I don't see it, you know? I don't see it, because they don't want to show it to Nicolette Sheridan. I'm the baddest blonde in boxing - period - and I want some competition!"


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