Posted by simguy on 8/8/2008, 6:43 pm.

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)


Before: "I'll slap Brittany around," Winona predicts confidently in prefight. "I've only used 10% of what I know in my fights to date, so I've got plenty to surprise Ms. Murphy with!" Brittany not impressed at the percentages, whatever they might be. "10% of nothing is still nothing," quips bratty blonde at the podium. "You can't get any more over the hill than Winona, and still be ON the hill. She's over the hill, across the valley, down the road and hiding under the bridge to grandma's house - like any good troll. Smack me around? She's getting smacked just for saying that out loud!" Winona in pink tank top over pink bikini; tank top twist-tied up under the jugs; black gloves; black boxing shoes with white socks rolled down; Winona given a good soaking head to toe - still dripping during ref's instructions. Brittany joining in the wet t-shirt look: white tshirt over baby blue bikini; white gloves and shoes (no socks); soaking wet.

During R1: Exuberant fare. Winona hops out lanky, affecting a jab and a bit of a boxer's stance: quickly abandons it when Brittany sweeps a fat right hand to the waist, landing with a wet smack. Winona snarling, teeth bared - she's slugging off her heels as she backs up, trying to paste Brittany's face. Murphy buffetted about her head and shoulders, but ducking down as she advanced, then smiting Winona good slender-limbed clout out of the crouch. Minute in - paydirt for Murphy: she steps into a right hand wide to Winona's jaw, catching Ryder backing up and sitting her down at the ropes. Winona blinking, arms back over the bottom strand as she sits and sulks for a moment - then she scrambles right back up. Ryder unhurt - takes her 8, wades into Brittany. Wonderful slap and whack resulting from gloves clapping against wet, wriggling little bodies. Neither girl with much in the way of defence - both take a number of spanking shots to willing ribs and tummies. Brittany salts away an aggressive, if sloppy round with a sturdy pounding of Winona's breasts - beating that wet tank-top with a series of sloshing rights and lefts.

R2: Brittany blurts in hurt as Winona hauls a right hand from last tuesday out wide and deposits it to blonde breadbasket. Joyous punch shivers Winona's arm while bunching a stricken Murphy up, blonde clutching her tummy, face up-turned as she bleats in pain. Ryder able to wade in big girl - slopping away lefts and rights from her hips as Murphy retreats: blonde hits ropes, covers up wailing as seething Ryder squares up. Winona rangy - breasts sloshing side to side as she swipes away with blows from her hips - big pinwheeling strokes, none-too-fancy. Murphy bashed about - she drops to hands and knees, crouching into a little pool of water - shouting, "Push her back, ref!" Ref complies - Winona teeth-bared, eyes glaring. Murphy given 8 to compose herself: again Winona's on her - reaching in with the left to stabilize, then hacking opportunistic right hands at Murphy's head. Brittany panicked - turning her face to the side with eyes shut as 'Nona's blows beat home. Winona not powerful, but she's pouring what she's got at Brittany - brunette's back (right) foot squirting up off the canvas as she drives home right hands. Murphy stumbling to her right along ropes - her left hand extended to push at Winona's chest in don't-hurt-me-fashion: Ryder stepping-with, showing good killer instinct at continuing to punch at her foe's face. Brittany's head jerks back as Ryder finally lands flush - blonde knees knock and Murphy sits hurt in ropes. RYDER'S ALL IN! Winona squaring away, getting her elbows up as she scrubs rights and lefts across Brittany's mouth and breasts - blonde sobbing, crying out as her head is buffetted to and fro. Bell: Winona still scrubbing awkwardly and gangly at her foe - taking Brittany across her chest and face: ref walks Ryder all the way to corner, gripping her by her upper arm.

R3: Brittany hops out to slug - but even when SHE'S punching, she's turning her head to the right, face pinched in the anticipation of being struck. Winona pasted about her face, but she's the braver girl: she's able to face into the slugging, stay on target and drive home her agenda in the form of pushy right hands and slapping hooks. Murphy steadily giving ground - head routinely being punched by the awkward, but bumpingly effective Winona right. Ropes: Murphy crying - tries to cover up face-in gloves; Winona leans in close, carrying a rangy right hand to the pit of Brittany's stomach, sitting blonde into ropes in hysterica. Winona pushes off, squares away: poor Brittany psychologically routed - gets her feet under her, turning to her right to show her left side. Brittany looping her right arm over top rope, takes a swinging sidearm left in her face as she standing there - sending a jolt through her legs. Poor Murphy! Winona baring teeth again - slapping a wide left to catch Brit in the face; pushing a semi-straight right into Brittany's left ear. Murphy standing up under the onslaught - leaning her chin out over the ropes while reaching out with her left hand to push at Winona's chest. Ryder pushing-in, slops away at cringing, hapless blonde opposition to finally bring the ref in. TKO3, Winona Ryder.

After: Murphy crying, stamping her foot in protest - she's essentially unhurt, but a number of uncontested head shots WERE landing, forcing the ref's hand. Ryder showing little in the way of finesse once she understood she could rush Brittany and get away with it. "I was too strong," Ryder emphasizes. "Way too strong for Brittany. Bring on Claire Danes!" Managers quickly whisk wet brunette away before her mouth gets her into deep flyweight waters.


simguy