Posted by simguy on 10/17/2008, 7:38 am

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Before: Kim's big - is Scarlett worried? "She's packing a lot of pork in her rack and back," Scarlett chuckles, "but that stuff isn't going to be fighting for her. I'm fitter, tighter - and I've still got big-jug power: I'll take this kid into deep water and drown her." Kardashian with power to spare at bantam, but thus far having trouble bringing it to bare in real fights. "One hit," Kim shrugs, offering up her familiar refrain. "One good hit and Scarlett's going to sleep. She can run all night if she wants to, but sooner or later I'll put a mitt on her. After that, she's going to wish she had a little big more size to compliment that big mouth of hers." Scarlett in black stretchy scoop top with white petal trim; black panties; black gloves; hair up in twisted bun with platinum curls framing face. Kim in purple stretchy scoop top, purple tie-side bikini bottoms; black gloves.

During R1: Kim all jugs a-jumpin' as she bounces forward, looking to tackle Scarlett. Johannson sidesteps, right shoulder/right foot forward in southpaw stance - dragging right foot as she pivots-right. Peppering jab from Scarlett - just pushing the punch onto Kim's chin - then Scarlett ties up, trapping Kim's left arm under her right. Johannson working in the clinch: face buried in Kim's left shoulder; left hand up guarding Scarlett's left cheek - Johannson slapping the heel of the left hand down atop bulging Kardashian rack, or push-punching her in the face. Kim enraged, turning and turning in the grasp - but Scarlett's tucked in there safe, pawing for points while crowding in close. Ref's break - Scarlett steps to her right - once again peppering Kim jabs, ducking as Kim charges forward, walking Kardashian into more pesky clinches. Kim walking Scarlett to ropes - Kardashian stronger, but completely baffled by blonde's clever snuggling tactics. Johannson paws, scuffs and tucks for points, neatly controlling bigger woman through 1.

R2: Kim lands bawdy right hands early - swinging 'em sidearm, taking Scarlett in the chest. Johannson wincing, shying away - she's having trouble managing brunette juggernaut as Kardashian's hurtling forward in sloshing waves. Kim takes Scarlett to ropes, bashes away at her: Johannson rolling shots, staying low, then straightening up into clinches. Ref breaking the girls more quickly than he had in the first - Scarlett unable to paw at Kim and torment her as effectively. Kardashian able to build up steam, effectively charging Scarlett throughout the round, punishing her arms and ribs with brawling wallops.

R3: Kim charging, but already mouthbreathing, clearly unable to sustain her surge. Johannson slows the pace - pivoting easy to her left; popping or chopping out the jab; leaning in to place swift, straight left hands on Kim's face or jugs. Scarlett scoring and pivoting, scoring and pivoting - doing most of her work with stiff left hands off nuisance jabs. Kim confused - turning - occasionally rushing, but she's being sidestepped or clinched as Scarlett fights to manage bigger girl through 3.

R4: Minute mark - wild-swinging right hand plows onto Scarlett's chin, rocking her backwards: Kim's lunging follow up evaded as Scarlett ducks underneath. 2 minute mark - another wild punch scores for Kim, ringing off Scarlett's forehead, punching blonde off balance: this time, Kim's able to reach in, body Scarlett to ropes, plowing into her full-body. KIM WORKS RACK! Kardashian in there mugging - shoulders shrugging short, stuffing punches into Scarlett's bulging bosom. Johannson distraught, hurt, but slugging back: she's in there cramming away, pushing and punching shoulder to shoulder with Kim. Girls panting, working hard - Kim on top at the ropes, getting the better of Johannson's bra: brunette still stuffing in short-shrugging right hands when ref pulls her off after the bell. Wild-eyed grin from Kim as she jiggles back to her corner. Scarlett grimacing, disheveled - she felt the weight of Kim that round.

R5: Scarlett back to basics: counterclockwise pivots around her right jab; straight left hands pounding in flat to jug, or knocking at left side of Kim's pretty face. Johannson frequently moving in to clinch, securing Kim's left arm under blonde right, then mauling her with the close-in left until ref's breaks. Kardashian still swinging away all bared teeth and sloshing jugs: wild, looping blows, but occasionally spanking loud against Scarlett's chest or shoulder. Ugly, often sloppy action at times: Scarlett doing a good job minimizing Kim's chances with sheer professionalism.

R6: Scarlett continues to operate on Kim. Blonde working her jab, dropping her left hands - targetting left side of brunette face and those mouthwatering jugs. Johannson clinches getting brawnier as Kim tires: smaller girl able to walk bigger girl around, always staying busy with that cheap, scuffing left hand in the grasp. Down the stretch - strong straight left pounds against left side of Kim's jaw, stunning her: Scarlett able to dip in close, work those jugs with short-shrugging combinations as Kardashian wilts. Round finishes up to the sight of Scarlett getting after rack with gusto: blonde in there close, hup-hup-hupping away with short, rising lefts and rights to bell. Kimmie mouthbreathing, complaining bitterly to ref about Scarlett's holding and "cheapshotting".

R7: Scarlett continues to outclass Kim - but midway through, Kardashian rocks blondie a swinging right clout to chin. Johannson stepping funky, reaching in under Kim's arms with a desperation clinch: Kardashian stamping, drives her blonde to ropes and throws shoulders at her mouth until ref breaks. Kim on the attack, seething: she's swinging HUGE right hands at Scarlett's head, telegraphing badly, allowing Scarlett to duck-and-clinch. Down the stretch, Johannson getting her legs back: she's starting to outwork Kim again - touching her pesky jabs, stinging her left hands, clinching-and-mauling until ref yanks 'em apart. Kim petulant - swiping at Scarlett's jugs during ref's breaks: Kardashian earning warnings for poor sportswomanship throughout.

R8: Scarlett feeling her oats: she's got the big girl breathing hard, time to move in and work her in earnest. Johannson unafraid to square up shoulder to shoulder with Kim, trading to the tits, bumping her off after exchanges. Kardashian really blowing hard - when she's out of range, her hands dangle at her sides as she breathes through an open mouth. Scarlett never letting Kim rest - blonde curling back into brunette, engaging her, clinching her, digging at her. Scarlett forehead to forehead for long stretches, just kneading her fists up into Kim's rack with little pumpers: grimacing Kardashian has no choice but to respond in kind. Both women suffer jug-muggage, but Scarlett's got gas in the tank; Kimmie doesn't. At the bell, Kim looks spent, walking back to her corner hands on hips, gasping for oxygen.

R9: Similar stuff - Scarlett forcing long, kneading exchanges at close range, constantly draining Kim's tank. Kardashian blubbering, whining - very vocal as she's scrapping away with Scarlett. Girls constantly wrestling with each other - rounded shoulders and limbs writhing in underneath, trying to get position. Thirsty work - girls tucking into jug all short n' succulent - but down the stretch: Scarlett pulls back to take a breath and eats a sweeping hail-mary Kardashian right. SCARLETT'S ROCKED! Johannson reeling - Kim's follow up bombs barely missing as Scarlett stumbles in a wide counterclockwise turn, bobbing under haymakers. Kimmie can't finish - she tackles Scarlett and bulls her to ropes: Johannson hanging on for dear life at the bell.

10: Johannson still rocky - she's looking to go back to her jab, show Kim a little lateral movement. Kardashian ragged, spent - she's often plodding after Scarlett with hands on hips, trying to summon energy for one last blockbuster. Scarlett cagey - she's had her bell rung at several points tonight: she's not about to let Kim get in any lucky licks. Jab-n'-clutch from Johansson: blonde worming her way in, trapping Kim's left arm, then mauling her with that cheap left hand until ref's breaks. Ugly, but effective: poor Kimmie so exhausted, she can't push her way clear - has to suffer Scarlett's tummy and jugs pushing in on her bell to bell. Comes back UD10 Scarlett Johannson.

After: Interesting fight. Scarlett much more experienced, but unable to seriously hurt Kim at any point tonight: blonde relying on southpaw smooth and crafty techniques to exhaust her poorly conditioned foe. Kardashian coming close to the pot of gold on several occasions - big, beefy haymakers catching and hurting Johannson enough to give Kim several rounds on the scorecards - but Kardashian still basically a healthy, jiggling circus act at this point.


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