Posted by Simguy on 12/8/2003, 7:41 pm.

Before: “Poor Kaley”,”  Jessica purrs in preflight. “She’s so confused about where she stacks up in the division, not sure how goof she is--I’m gonna sort her out on that score--tidy her up good. don’t worry Kay--when I knock you out and BSE fires your ass--maybe I’ll pick up your contract.. I can always use a good spit-bucket girl.” Cuoco unrattled, smiling throughout the taunting--she doesn’t stoop to her foe’s leel. “My trainers have been working with me to set down ion my shots and be more professional in approach,” explains Cuoco, “In my last few fights--I could have stepped it up at points and hustled girls out of there, but they hung around because I allowed it. Jessica’s a great girl to punch hard against because she has no heart. Just look at the Cuthbert fight--even if jess cracks me, if I tag her too, she’ll give. BSE fired Alba because she’s a quitter, not because she’s not a good fighter. I’m going to show her what it takes to stick with this outfit.” Jessica in clingy red crop top, coop front, tight sleeves to the elbow, tawdry red cotton bottoms--Kaley in similar get-up, stretchy grey material.

During R1,2: Both girls showing off a bit--reflexes on display, darting, dazzling footwork, supple upper body weaves, speed-jabs, slick right hands from the shoulder, whip-crack hooks, Jessica sticks her chin out and mugs--Kaley swivels her hips in a little dance to mock Alba’s lack of pop--back and forth---outrageous showboating from two proud peacocks, Kaley takes the first, Jessica the second--both corners want to see less clowning, more intensity.

R3: Cuoco cutting off the ring, going flat-footed in spots, shooting her right hand in down between Jessica’s jugs--she’s got Alba shying away from the power, legging around the perimeter. Kaley the aggressor, using her jab as she walks Alba down, bending into searing rights, licking back with the hook--moving her torso with the punches, turning prettily into the blows. Jessica really on her heels, leaning away from punches, batting on Kaley’s blows as they come in, trying to parry, Alba hounded t corners, but she won’t be hemmed in--nice spinning escapes--nimble brunette bouncing off adjacent ropes, pushing Kaley behind the elbows t get around her. Shutout Kaley--shge’s got Alba on the run.

R4: Jessica dropping from the left to her side, closing up her stance, right at her chest--she’s just sliding back from Kaley, rolling the blonde’s jab with the lead shoulder, fading her, fading her and SCORCHING HER THE COUNTER RIGHT HAND! Cuoco a little too cocky, falls into a predicable rhythm and gets TAGGED on her chin, put wobbly butt, and Alba takes over. Jessica stepping-to, whip-mitting left/right to blonde waist--Kaley stooping forward gut-shot, hands at her temples. Alba s standing tall, pushing her left I between Kaley’s mitts, hen WALLOPING a looping right behind the ear, cudgeling blonde in a little stagger to her right. Lanky left uppercut lifts Kaley’s chin up--she staggers back, then CUOCO STARTS TO SLUG! Alba caught a sneaky-quick on the chin, steps out, but gets tagged a leaning right on the point of her chin, and it’s a lanky-limbed donnybrook. Jessica still slick, drawing Cuoco forward, dangling the left hand, but bringing it off her thigh to cuff and backhand at Kaley, occasionally bending into murderous slinging rights. Cuoco the more ragged, but determined--swinging right/lefts to the ribs jabbing Alba’s facer and trying to catch her backing straight up,. Girls refuse to let up at the bell-00ref takes a hand.

R5: First minute--Kaley with a little feint freezes Alba, then clouts her a leaping hook from a standing start--Jessica clearly startled at blonde’s athleticism, Second minute--Alba’s slipping the Cuoco right, but Kaley smart, throwing it to make jess commit, then jumping in with that whippy hook and ALBA SCOOTS TO HER BUTT! Jessica put off balance by her upper body movement, gets tapped on her chin and takes a flustered 8. ON COMES KALEY! Alba trapped at the ropes for the first time, covers up earmuff and Cuoco rings her up. Ripping rights and lefts on the flanks and waist, tuff right uppercuts between the mitts and brawny shoulder-bumps to prop Jessica up Brunette blinking back shocked tears at the bell--she’s shutout, dropped and worked over this round.

R6: Jessica trying to lure Kaley with that low left hand, slide-step routine, but Cuoco’s not buying! Kaley throwing hard right hands in above the exposed left hip, nipping kidney with sharp spanking impacts, jumping in that sudden hook--Alba keeps thinking Kaley’s too far away, then getting tagged, Jessica put wobbly butt and clinching for the first time--she’s bent forward, draped around Kaley’s waist and blonde’s POUNDING away at the back and sides, even lifting heel-palms up and into draw a warning., back to back shutouts out a worn look of hurt on Alba’s worried face--Kaley bubbly in her corner, feeling it as she takes a commanding lead on the cards.

R7: Jessica up on her toes a little more--she needs to create a little more distance, get Kaley to really reach and it starts to work as blonde’s form gets a little wild. Alba able to fade, jab, step to the side--she’s working angles, cuffing Kaley lefts upside the head while getting around her, turning her. Midway through, Jessica slides back, times Kaley’s rush andf beats her to a gorgeous little right hand on the mouth. Brunette ducking in and down--blonde flailing over the top and Cuoco’s wobbly butt, stepping funky, Alba consolidating like a veteran in Kaley’s taut young gut--dip ‘n rip uppercuts--lefts and rights--Jess wading in, using her forearms to butt Kaley in the shoulders and walk her back. Cuoco finishes up shabby to the ropes, shipping up in her lungs and hard across the stomach as Alba pours it on at the bell.

R8: Jessica’s regained the initiative--pounding she gave Kaley last round’s lingering in blonde legs. Cuoco reacting  late--taking slicing rights and slashing lefts clean on her face, just leaning into it and gutting up. Alba sliding back, walking k into punches and mixing it up, Cuoco can’t anticipate--Jessica’s getting the up-jab off her thigh and slicing right crosses down the middle, hanging around on the front foot and hooking up into the body and of course those galloping, limber digs to the torso from close in, Kaley listless, staggering, wandering around the ring as she soaks up more and more punishment and suddenly those gorgeous legs give way! Cuoco gasping on one knee, all shook up--Alba treats herself a cheap, walloping right hand across the mouth that has the ref red-faced with anger.

R9: Jessica loading up the right at her chest--she just wants to sliiide back, get Kaley leaning, then turn on that vicious, slinging right. Cuoco busted up, but still thinking--she’s jabbing, getting Alba to slip and bend at the waist, then stepping to the right, forcing Jessica to adjust her stance, Kaley sniping at Jessica’s midsection--quick, snatching rights across the ribs, or stooping jabs amidships, but nothing risky--Cuoco’s been touched up and can’t afford to take any more to take any more flush Alba punching, Alba just not busy enough--she’s not hurt, but she’s outworked this round while waiting for the KO to fall into her lap.

R10: Jessica Alba closes the show, getting on Cuoco, pressing the pace bell to bell--brunette makes sure she’s the busier girl this round,. Kaley up against the ropes, hands hand--she’s sliding along the strands, but she just can’t get off,. Alba hands up her temples, using her forearms to butt into Kaley, shake her up, hen dipping shoulders, licking brutal body shots home to ribs, tummy and, it must be said: tits. Kaley glum, shipping punishment--Alba will take 3 and 4 at a time to Cuoco’s firm rack, shoulder-shrugging in sexy blows, then step back as Kaley stumbles, loosening the stroke to strap the blonde’s midriff, Kaley reaching to clinch--Jessica pounding her fists flat in above the hips or slamming the heel of either hand into the exposed ribs as Cuoco leans forward. Jessica bell to bell, leaves a stiff and battered Cuoco teary-eyed at the finish. Comes back a hard fought Tractorpull Special: DRAW!

After: Jessica apoplectic in post fight, feeling robbed by BSE yet again. “it’s just like they did to me with Britney,” Alba snarls, “I beat Britney half to death--they had o carry her out of the ring and somehow she got a draw with me. I had Kaley on the VERGE! She was giving it up to me--there’s no WAY that was a draw, I mean, GOD, just look at her!” Cuoco a little calmer, but she comes out of the fight feeling like the better woman. “I let Jessica off the hook,” shrugs Kaley, “I had her, I was a little quicker than her, you could tell, and I was tagging her and when I dropped her, I just thought I had the fight won. She didn’t punk, I’ll give her that--I beat her ragged in the sixth and then…she just came back on me and I couldn’t contain her. I hope it’s enough for BSE, I mean, Carmen re-upped and she lost twice--I may have gone 10 hard rounds tonight, but they were honest minutes and a lot of people felt I wasn’t even ready for Jessica yet.”

Reposted by Archer 11/24/10.