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18 April 2014 Elisha Cuthbert vs Olivia Munn

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Posted by simguy on April 18, 2014, 1:33 pm

BEFORE: Pushing and punching a-plenty in prefight: neither girl willing to tolerate even a trace of attitude from the other. Munn's death-ray gaze that says "I'm the blonde assassin," curiously ineffective against Leeshy's "I'm a little pork-chop", or other random looks...Cuthbert's brand of self-confidence weirdly impenetrable. "I'm the only girl at Lookout who can handle this assignment," Cuthbert announces at podium, neatly alienating half her stable. "EVC's too fragile; Minka's too Minka - they'd just get knocked out. You have to be sturdy against Olivia. You have to be able to stand your ground and take territory away from her. I punch just as hard as she does, plus I'm twice as stubborn. You add it up and it comes up Leeshy!"

Munn pursing lips, looking non-plussed whenever Elisha's talking. "I agree she's the best Lookout has to offer," Olivia admits in prefight, "but that says more about their lack of talent than it does anything about Elisha's threat-level. This girl is there to be hit, and that's curtains against me. She takes a good shot, but facing into my fists makes a short night for anyone. She can't beat me: too dumb, too available...I'll have her outta there in three!"

Elisha in midnight blue bikini with bra-strap support; shoulder length blonde hair in tangly-curls; crimson gloves. Crimson bikini for Munn; long black hair straight; black gloves.

During R1: Girls hop to midring, twitching and feinting, then Elisha over the top with a right hand off Olivia's brow, followed by a swinging hook. Munn rocked, but standing sturdy...she hooks back to jug with a thumbside-up left hand; trades crashing right hands that both pound-face. Crowd roaring happily as women just stand and deliver: roar gets shrill when LISHY WOBBLES OUT OF ORBIT! Cuthbert all buns a-jiggle, stepping in fence post-holes: she's hurt and Olivia moves in hard-eyed. Munn steps in with a short clean up hook to chops, knocking Cuthbert's head back...blonde girl stumbling back on her heels then DOWN SHE GOES! Big smile Olivia Munn...she's being all sexy and smug in neutral corner as poor Lishy struggles up for 8. Upon resumption, Olivia wades back in, knuckle-pushes Elisha back into ropes, then starts belting away to glory. Nothing fancy - simple job of work for Olivia Munn stacking and jacking a curvy blonde. Cuthbert's sturdy legs holding her up as she's battered senseless...blonde stomping on the spot at times; bouncing sluggishly off ropes; trying to keep head covered up, but her guard's pretty sloppy - lots of Munn's work's getting through. Bell: Elisha staring, gobsmacked, disheveled...Munn pushes off to admire her work, then feeds Cuthbert's tits an extra left hook before ref can get in there.

R2: Munn wades out to finish - eats an overhand right midring; eats a hook to chin; gets her left arm up to block the next right hand; uses her right palm on Elisha's face to push blonde away as Cuthbert's crowding close. Waves of Elisha breaking on Munn's shores: free-swinging blonde belting wide rights to Olivia's left shoulder - Cuthbert's back (right) foot often skipping up off canvas with the delivery. Elisha stubby-jabbing like a little champ, getting herself close, then going tummy hup-hup-hup - romping away with both arms chugging until Munn can tie up. Olivia obviously surprised...she's not getting hit huge to head, but Elisha's a little blonde bundle of determination, constantly pushing forward and getting off. Munn getting arms up to block, then pulling Elisha into clinches...all Olivia can do is minimize the hurt and ride out the storm as Cuthbert comes back strong from knockdown.

R3: Munn attempting to jab Elisha to standstill, then hook her short to chin...blonde doing a nice job of bobbing under and around this work - catching Munn rising hooks from crouch; scattering Munn backwards with walking barrages of straight rights and lefts. Olivia uncharacteristically trying to negotiate rather than impose will...blonde growing ever-more brazen with her slugging as Munn's backing away. Down the stretch, Olivia with her left hand extended to push...blonde weaves in close, hops up into torrid left hook to chops and DOWN GOES OLIVIA! Gorgeous wallop drops Munn to her back...she's a frazzled beauty getting rickety to her feet for 8. Upon resumption, Lishy hops in all "I'm going to finish you" grin and OH THE HUMANITY! TORRID two way slugging erupts as Munn belts away off the apron even as Elisha drives forward. Crazy hot-tossing back and forth sees both girls absorb crushing blasts to heads and pecs...both reeling, all a-tingle at bell.

R4: Cuthbert weaving close, going ribcage from a bobbing crouch - brawny shoulders rolling in the work. Munn jabbing-pate while shuffling back - creating a little distance. Olivia hooking crisp off the jab, dropping in the short right cross...she's pasting Lishy, stepping to the right, walking blonde girl in. Close, hard-hitting, hard-working action, but difference happens midway through. Munn hooking Cuthbert stout to chin sets blonde-girl on her left leg, blinking in confusion...Olivia gets even more mustard on a follow up hook to chin, then manages to clip a THIRD hook home as Elisha's wobbling out of orbit. Sturdy blonde pulls herself together, offering Munn stiff resistance thereafter, but Olivia's clout wins the points.

R5: Cuthbert's winging overhand right toggles Oli's chin...MUNN'S STEPPING IN FENCE POST HOLES! Olivia hurt, stooping forward in earmuff: Elisha lays in close with her head in Olivia's guard - blonde girl treating herself to brunette hips and flanks with both hands batting. Munn beaten to apron, firming with the ropes at her back...leads to bruising pate-on-pate brutality as girls dig in. Girls pushing with their heads inside; pawing one another's arms and shoulders; bumping the lead left shoulder to opposing breasts - all in the service of setting up short-shrugging power shots. Tummies, tits, flanks and chins - all soundly beaten on both fighting-platforms - neither girl clinching or hugging up, electing instead to swap bump-and-slug at the closest possible quarters.

R6: Munn hard-eyed, flat footed as she steps to Lishy midring. Olivia putting the hard left jab on Cuthbert's pate - touching her to distance - then drifting in the hot right cross the shoulder. Shifting to her right, Olivia will cuff the come-along left hook across Elisha's breasts, turning her counter-clockwise, then maybe flash the quick right uppercut for spice. Nifty work from Olivia Munn here, belying her rep as a brick-mitted free-swinging - she's picking Elisha apart in these moments. Cuthbert grumpy in receipt - blonde hair in her eyes; out on the end of Munn's jab, Elisha's bobbing - showing a crossed-arm with right at left cheek/right under left elbow - trying to step-and-hook without success. Down the stretch, nifty hook-and-pivot clockwise from Olivia picks up Elisha hard...Cuthbert stumble-bumming sideways to her left, looking frazzled. Munn shouting "HAH!" as she points her right mitt at Elisha, then pouncing in...clean-up left hook/drifting right hand and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Elisha rickety and hurt, but struggling up all game and stocky...she's swaying hurt at ropes at bell.

R7: Bombastic slugging - Elisha shrugging off her hurt to pour herself at Munn: Olivia determined to beat back blonde blitzes rather than sidestep them. Gorgeous, hard-hitting fare - Cuthbert really belting in wide right hands from a variety of arm-slots, smiting Munn to flank: Olivia trying to fight straighter right hands onto Elisha's chin, then clean her up with hooks! Gradually, Olivia works out a routine: high left hand blocks Elisha's overhand right; heel of right hand pushes up under Cuthbert's chin and face-palms her off, sending blonde-girl stumbling to her right. Get-ahead left jab taps at Lishy's mouth; drifting right cross pastes her face...Olivia snags the initiative. Down the stretch, Elisha wobbly-butt, tries to rush in on Munn: Olivia calm in the pocket, cuffing thumbside-up hooks with a high-elbow aspect while pivoting clockwise...she bats Lishy face first into ropes and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Cuthbert spilling to her right, trips herself up, turns, sits down with back to ropes all frazzled and panting. Munn with a hard-eyed smile of supremacy at bell...she's getting into Elisha's curvy legs through 7.

R8: Cuthbert wobbly-butt getting off the stool, face puffy, hair strewn across her eyes...she's so stubborn and desperate to close and force battle. Munn using the jab from wide-stance, pivoting left early on to side-step blonde pressure, but as Olivia's fists find the mark, she transitions to forward aggression. Munn stepping in off the jab to face, spanking Lishy groggy; kissing blonde chin the hot right cross; dipping left shoulder, then really whacking a limber left hook hard to ribs. Cuthbert cringing, lips a-quiver when she absorbs these body whacks...Munn's hurting her. Olivia hopping forward, staying wary...she'll take a little canvas; make sure of Elisha with the jab, then clean her up from there. Cuthbert pounded round the ring...blonde girl's curvy legs holding her up, but she's stumble-bumming about. Down the stretch, Lishy crouching low, elbows-in...Olivia swoops in close, chin out over Elisha's lowered head and DIGGING home a vicious thumbside-up left hook in snug to blonde right armpit. Gasping sob, Elisha C...she eases herself to haunches and hands, head bowed. Munn delighted, turns her back, kicks imaginary dirt onto Elisha's lap: blonde girl shouts a grumpy "DON'T!" as ref moves in.

R9: Pate to pate, shoulder's rubbing, girls bumping and slugging...Munn just getting snug with Elisha to use up her last drops, but CUTHBERT WON'T HAVE IT! Grinding toe-to-toe sees Elisha work Munn back into her own corner...Olivia actually forced into bobbing earmuff, sponging as Cuthbert bounces mitts off head-and-shoulders. Elisha teeth bared, eyes blazing...she'll get low on Olivia, body her upright, then get after the tummy/ribs/tits hup-hup-hup, looking to clean up chin thereafter. Munn's eyes clearly astounded...she'd expected to finish up the fight and she's getting her ass kicked! Olivia punished, but never broken in the pocket...she's relaxed, fitting Cuthbert for a thumping hooks to ribs, looking for the chippy little right uppercut off the right plant-leg.

R10: Munn gets Lishy's attention right off the bat, drilling a crisp lead right to chin, sending blonde-girl stumble-bumming to her left all wobbly-butt and staring. Munn wary on clean-up - Cuthbert with a boozy knack of bouncing off ropes with a huge right hand, or taking a beating in a defensive crouch, then lunging forward into a go-home hook...Munn not taking anything for granted. Olivia hopping in wide stance, being responsible behind the jab...she's not too proud to step out and circle if Lishy looks set to punch. Good clock management from Munn has Lishy hurt, contained in the 10th...brunette punctuating the heat with a brisk three punch combo straight to Lishy's face - Cuthbert just facing in and taking each poke clean at bell. Comes back comfy UD10 Olivia Munn.

After: Spirited effort from strong-bodied blonde falls short as Olivia adds judgement, skill to her arsenal of hard punches. "Elisha Cuthbert took an incredible beating tonight," Munn says, eyes incredulous. "Seriously - girls don't take my heat for 10 rounds. Jennie Garth had a rep for a great chin: I demolished her. Lishy took the Garth beating and then some - it was pretty amazing. Cuthbert's like a little blonde zombie or something - you bash her down, you figure she's out, then she gets up all thighs a-shuddering, looking to get even! Anyway - we learned what we knew all along: I'm 100% better than Elisha Cuthbert. I give her credit for hanging in there, but they don't build blonde girls who can handle Olivia Munn at full power."