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18 April 2014 Jessica Biel vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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Posted by simguy on April 18, 2014, 1:38 pm

BEFORE: Biel chesting up, getting huffy in Mary's face: Winstead standing her ground, refusing to give an inch in the face of Jessica's bluster. "She doesn't belong in the same ring as me," Biel fumes at podium. "There's sexy, and then there's Jessica Biel sexy, you follow? Mary's not in my class as a fighter, woman or actress, and I'ma beat her butt like it's NEVER been beaten before!"

MEW fired up because Jessica's fired up...Winstead never one to shy away from a challenge. "You know who else I don't belong in the ring with?" Mary quips, eyebrows raised in question. "Yvonne Strahovski, apparently. You know, the Uber-Blonde I beat every other time I fight her? Women like Biel are all the same - they think they're looking down at the rest of us from some great height, until we chop 'em down. We all know she's a phenomenal athlete, but let me tell you something about Jessica Biel. She's a quitter." Pause for crowd gasp. "Yeah, I went there. She's a great front-runner, but show her some backbone and her knees get weak. I know she's going to light me up, but I don't care. Mental toughness beats Jessica Biel, and I'm as tuff as it gets!"

Jessica in sporty new wavy-print bikini in impressionistic whites and blues; powder blue gloves; blonde hair back in tidy beach bun. Mary in powder-blue bikini with little white fighting belt; white gloves; long brown hair with bangs.

During R1: Jessica getting in Mary's business at the open: Biel weight forward on left leg; head-and-guard butting on Mary's head and guard - girls swapping shots off the bump. Mary beating her hands into Jessica's ribs well enough; scraping uppies off Biel's guard, but Jessica the cuter, more supple vixen in the pocket, driving the action. Biel dipping down low, coming up with left shoulder under Mary's guard; cuffing a hook at Mary's waist; slide-stepping counter-clockwise, while shifting weight to right (back) foot; cuffing hook off the back foot to send Mary stumbling to Winstead's left. Winstead constantly trying to reset her feet, only to be bumped-and-slugged out of position again. Bell: Jessica feeling her oats, jogging happily to her corner; MEW unhurt, but well-touched in a frisky blonde first.

R2: Same again - girls basically bumping guards and swappin' spank in close, but Jessica changing levels, using her left shoulder to bump and steer Mary around. Biel's hook a nasty, cuffing stroke at paunch or rib, and she's digging a right uppercut home to midsection as well. Mary grimacing, feeling Jess to the body: all Winny can do is turn and trade best she can. Down the stretch, Jessica basically on cruise control when Mary emerges from crouch with a swinging hook: great chin-toggle on Jess sends Biel reeling to ropes! Jessica's legs all a-tingle, eyes bugging wide...Mary able to hop-in, clean up tummy hup-hup-hup, then polish Biel's jugs off with hooks for points at bell!

R3: Jessica wearing a grumpy frown as she edges in close, bumping her guard against Mary's then WHACKING Winstead a gorgeous hook behind right elbow with thumbside-up delivery. Winny's legs give a shimmy - she cringes forward hurrrt: Jessica digs an extra left hook home to liver, then shrugs the left uppercut to the overhanging loaves of Winstead's breasts. Mary sputtering, baby stepping forward: Jess retreating in good order, walking Mary in and walloping her rubber-hose lefts and rights. Jess smiling as she bends into her work - arms whip-slashing across Mary's back, or beating at her head/shoulders. Biel pivoting to either side, feeding Mary outside-in uppercuts from either hand...it's Jess at her most athletic, turning Mary around, touching her up. Bell: Jessica pushes groggy Mary back, earning boos from the crowd...blonde girl scowling en route to her corner, still mad that Winstead dared to hurt her in the second.

R4: Jessica pours a beating to Mary. Winstead game - inching forward in earmuff, crouching and bobbing, but Jessica just too quick, hitting too hard inside and out. Biel relaxing, loosening up...she's carrying hands around her thighs, standing in wide, springy stance: she'll up-jab to Mary's pate; walk Mary into the right uppercut off the back (right) foot; cuff Mary the swiping left hook while pivoting clockwise round Winstead's right flank. Just for fun, sometimes Jess will dip in and torso-left, sweeping a whippy right roundhouse THICK to Mary's midsection: thunderous clapping whacks always a crowd pleaser, landing loud and bunching Winstead up "UH-H!" At bell...Jessica struts to Mary's corner, telling Foxfire guys: "Tell her she's not good enough. It's a massacre. Tell her she's finished and she should just quit. Tell her..." Ref escorts Biel back to her corner while Mary's guys get to work.

R5: Mary steamin' off her stool, pride now engaged: she trades a stout overhand right to Jessi's jaw for Biel's right uppercut. Biel forced back to ropes under pressure: Mary leading with her head, bumping it into Jessi's breasts while hands pump tummy HUP-HUP-HUP. Biel lowers left shoulder, levers Mary back: blonde pivots to her right off ropes, turning brunette on the spot, cuffing her gut a thick-slapping hook. Mary to Jessi's breasts HUP-HUP-HUP! Jessica steps her right foot back, pops hips-right and clouts Mary a crashing hook to chin. Winstead wobbles to her left, covering up earmuff: Jessi takes over with a right uppercut to breasts, then dips torso-left for an angle on Mary's flank, cutting a thumbside-hook in thick behind right elbow. Bit by bit, Jessica takes the round away from Mary: Winstead cringing from vicious body shots - those hooks to liver; those gutting right uppercuts...brunette pursuit fading as blonde assumes command. At the bell, Jessica cleans up a hot-tossing left/right/left to waist, then clouts Mary's tits a swiping right hand late...Winstead whining a frazzled protest as Jessica snarls over the ref's back.

R6: Jessica pours a beating to Mary. Winstead SO brave, but sluggish now, clearly hurt - just trying to bob her way close in earmuff, but Jessica not cooperating. Biel in wide, flat-footed stance, hands at her thighs as she smites, cuffs, digs and clouts her foe. Biel walking Mary in, then turning her - athletic blonde pivoting around her left heel in either direction; sliding back in her stance, letting her hands prey upon Mary. Winstead grimacing, suffering, trying, but it's all one way traffic, bell to bell. During the break, corner brings Hayden in to talk to a badly battered Mary.

Hayden: "Hey. You're really getting hurt."

Mary: "It's a fight."

Hayden: "You know what I mean. Maybe we should stop this."

Mary: (glaring at Hayden.) "Would you let them stop you?"

Hayden: (reading Mary's face, then turning to look up at trainer.) "Let her fight."

R7: Jessica strapping a heartbreaking right/left to waist as Mary's leaning in: Winstead groaning, legs trembling in receipt. Big smile Jessi B as she sees Mary's distress: blonde slips torso-left, ripping in that thumbside-up left hook in THICK behind Mary's right elbow, laughing at Winstead eases herself to canvas. Jessica strutting, beaming, shimmying her shoulders: Mary on knees-and-forehead, trying to shake off the body-thunder. Winstead beats the count shabby: Jessica bows from midring, allowing Mary to come forward off the ropes. Not much of a favour...Mary crippled, cringing her way forward: Jessica at play, tormenting her foe with hands dangling at thighs, weight on front (left) leg as she pivots and slides around, treating herself to Mary. Bell: Winstead ashen-faced, clutching at her back on the way back to her corner; Jessica doing a sexy-dance back to her corner, loving her work through 7.

R8: RIGHT HAND MARY! Winstead just pouring forward, belting Jess across the chops...brunette chases her blonde to ropes as Biel's momentarily off balance. Jessica covering up, taking a beating about her flanks and arms as Mary swarms, but Biel's calm in the pocket, dipping side to side, fitting Mary for short right uppercuts from the high guard, cuffing hot hooks at Mary's gut. Oh those body shots: Mary groaning from Jessica's swiping left to gut...blonde able to squirt out to her right while pushing Mary face-first into ropes. Biel squaring away as Winstead covers up: Jessica issues a hateful beating in reprisal for Mary's brazen first minute. Winstead dazed - back of right hand at left cheek/left at right elbow - she's just bobbing and twisting sadly in the pocket, not slipping anything. Jessica using her left to push at Mary's pate, measuring her for whip-strapping rights and lefts to waist/flanks, cleaning up a cuffing left hook on Mary's right ear. Too much punishment...Biel getting her hips and back into supple, slinging power shots - withering beat of her fists eventually puts Mary on hands and knees, head bowed. Jessica grinning, shaking out her thighs on the strut to neutral corner...she's still playing to the crowd when MARY BEATS THE COUNT! Winstead swaying in the wind: Jessica making mocking faces shouting taunts at bell.

R9: Jessi treating herself - wide stance, hands at thighs, strapping and cuffing punches while shifting around her crippled foe. Mary bobbing in crossed-arm, inching her way forward...Foxfire girls blinking away tears at the sight of Winstead's incredible heart. Midway through - Jessica with a bolo right uppercut lands loud to body...she's hopping away to her right with hands down when Mary lunges up from crouch, slinging a hook! BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Crazy, crashing blast to chin puts Jessica on her back all but out: Mary staggers past to ropes all bleak and out of it - barely understanding what she's done. Biel all rickety beating the count - SHE'S hurt, MARY'S damaged goods...blinking, groggy, flat-footed fighters circle counter-clockwise - Jessica stooping to jab at tummy or tits, keeping her distance to bell. Mary a battered wreck approaching her corner, but Hayden rushing into the ring, hugging her stablemate, holding her up as the crowd starts chanting "MARY WIN-STEAD! (clap clap clapclapclap)"

Biel stunned by the chanting, standing from her stool to shout at the crowd: "I'M DESTROYING HER!" Maybe so, but the 10-0 rout opportunity? GONE.

R10: Biel furious - Mary-loving crowd fueling Jessica's finishing drive. Crowd moaning in sympathy when Mary absorbs yet another liver-hook in behind right elbow...her knees buckle as she sobs out, turns to her right and stumbles face-first into ropes. Jessica snarling, walking Mary down: Winstead gets a rope beneath her buns for support and digs in, daring Jessica to do her worst! Beat down ensues...Biel leaning in close, pushing her face into Mary's guard while twisting to get baseball bat left hooks thick to body. Sickening shellack meted out, Jessica just belting away, reefing hooks into Mary, trying to get Winny's legs to quit. Hayden and the rest hopping up and down, crying out for Mary; Winstead going numb, taking it from Jessica. Bell: Biel snarling, pushing Mary up by her chest and face to shout at semi-conscious brunette...ref pulls angry blonde off her foe for the wide UD10 Biel verdict.

After: Mary wretched with punishment, collapsing on her stool - Foxfire fighters forming a girl-wall to prevent Biel from barging in as Jessica's barking angrily about tribute. "I destroyed Mary Elizabeth Winstead tonight," Jessica growls in postfight, clearly still furious with Mary's unbroken spirit and the spoiled 10-0 shutout bid. "She KNOWS I'm 100% better than her. The ref should have stopped this fight about six different times - in my books, this is a KO win all the way. DON'T BOO THAT: you know I'm the most electrifying woman in boxing, and I LIT IT THE HELL UP on Mary tonight. You want to love a loser, GO RIGHT AHEAD!"