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20 April 2014 Jessica Pare vs Alexandra Daddario

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on April 20, 2014, 5:51 pm

BEFORE: Pare best known for epic apartment battles that denied Laura Vandervoort's bid for hegemony in Montreal wrestling circles...notoriety on carpet hasn't yet translated to the ring. "I think it's a combination of things," Pare smiles in prefight. "When you're on a show like Mad Men, you're kind of a movie star compared to network girls, and that's intimidating. I fought Charlize Theron really tough, and that probably spooked a lot of girls too. That's why I'm excited to be in with Daddario. We're in the same space, and I hear she wants Blake Lively, who's the top blonde on my want-list as well, so...guess we'll just scrap it out and the winner will take the spoils!"

Daddario relaxed, usually wearing clothes in prefight...she too is looking forward to the challenge. "Jessica's right in that it can be tough to match fighters from the higher-quality shows," Alex admits, "but I think we've both got the kind of body that fans want to see in the ring regardless, so I don't think it'll be too challenging going forward. I'd like to separate from her right away, especially if she's trying to poach my prospective opponents. You can't have a girl swoop-in like that, so I think it'll be best if I just put a stop to Jessica right here."

Daddario with reckless brown curls; orange bandeau bikini top with bra-strap support/electric blue bottoms; white gloves. Jessica in Mad Men purple bikini with psychedelic floral print; white gloves; black hair loose.

During R1: Daddario stepping-to flat-footed - extending that left hand to paw for Jessica; sweeping the rangy right hand wide and loud to lats with thumbside-up delivery. Good spanking contact has Pare circling grouchily to her right, hands shoulder-high, left hand jabbing for Alexandra's face. Methodical circling pace - Daddario smiling as she gets her back into shellacking rights to Pare's flank, shaking off the occasional right hand receipt to jaw, hook to tits. Down the stretch, Alexandra's flat-footed persistence pays off as rangy brunettes exchange shellacking right hands wide to jaw: Alex stumble-bums to her right, but Pare's right (back) leg gives way, spilling her to her right/down to all fours. Big smile Alexa D, hair obscuring her right eye as she struts away with a 10-8 first.

R2: Daddario continuing to stalk Jessica with flat-footed confidence - Alex really bending into body-shellack with that wide right hand. Pare grimacing in receipt, but standing her ground: she'll absorb shock to left flank, then roll in a shoulder-shrugging right/left combo to jug, sprucing Daddario up. Leads to rousing body trade as tall girls lean in and scoop amidships - each lifting her mitts into the other, polishing off tummy and ribs with curling spank. Grumpy, grunting stuff as fighters shift about in circles, each touching at the other's shoulders or biceps before shoveling home the harm. Midway through, Pare fits a gorgeous right uppercut clean to sternum, visibly weakening Alexandra's knees...Daddario forced to withdraw with pained expression. Jessica's turn to walk her foe down all flat-footed bully - jabbing Alex to pate; shellacking the wide right hand to lats; dipping left shoulder and cranking home a pair of succulent left uppercuts to tummy. ALEX CRINGES IN RECEIPT! Dose of her own medicine has Daddario hugging her body, turning to her right and GOING TO HER HAUNCHES. Pare all disheveled and seething as SHE gets to enjoy the sight of Daddario in distress...Alex beats the count blinking away tears. Pare wades in to finish, eating that wide-whacking right hand to ear en-route...Jess topple-steps right-side first into ropes as Daddario refuses to cooperate. Girls tangle up, bending one another over top ropes...ref issuing breaks and warnings as tempers flare through 2.

R3: Fighters lean in flat-footed, hands low-slung, each looking to slop hard to body. Measured, gorgeous shellack - both girls really belting away with good hip-twitch and rangy delivery. Faces intense - each ignoring her own pain and focussing only on the offending torso...crowd enjoying the ruthless, hamhanded determination. Midway through, right uppercut to belly cramps Pare up; thumbside-up left claps across her tits...Jessica stumble-bums back into ropes, hair in her eyes, lips parted. Daddario walks her foe down, flings the left at Pare's eyeline while diving in and down: SPANKING straight right pounds off Pare's midsection, sitting her in ropes "UH-H!" Alex squaring up - left hand at Jessica's right shoulder, right hand palming Jessi's forehead back, then it's back downstairs with both arms lashing. Pare crippled, stooping forward with top of her head just under line of Alex's breasts: Daddario looming over her foe, weight on lead (left) leg as she pops hips side to side, sweeping shots from either hand up underneath. Alex LOVING the work - eyes closed, big smile as she feeds strapping leather to Pare underneath and JESSICA GOES DOWN! Pare spilling from her seat on the ropes, arms hugging battered body...she's tummy-down, left knee up as she cringes with weight on right shoulder, right cheek. Daddario taking a moment to drink in the sight before strutting away the KO3 victrix.

AFTER: Alexandra fights Jessica's fight, banging away to glory as Pare just can't take the trade. "Feels great!" Alex gushes in postfight. "We'd mapped out a 10 round plan for Jessica, and I didn't really get to show my whole suite of tools, but that's fine. If girls want to match up power with me, that's cool; if they want to box, they'll see that I can match them at that too. Really looking forward to see if we can get the Lively deal done, and once I've polished off Blake, then Lively/Pare makes a lot of sense as a girls-who-got-toasted-by-Daddario sort of bout!"