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4 May 2014 Intro I'd Like to Thank The Academy

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on May 4, 2014, 8:33 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, where, tonight, we have a brand new stable in attendance and the return of two familiar ones. I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore, the Always Unpredictable Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and, Mac, for the first time ever, we have The Academy in the house tonight..."

McCarthy: "And, more importantly, one of The Weirdo's two REAL fighters, Leelee Sobieski, will be in action against Padma Lakshmi. Bless me!"

Tess: "As the fans can see, Mac has gone green and is recycling everything including her jokes!"

McCarthy: "Shut it, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "Drink up boys and get ready for other big girl action, where Daniela Ruah will battle another Asylum veteran, Liv Tyler, and, in a classic blonde/brunette poster fight, Heidi Klum of the Diamond Boxing Club returns to Asylum to take on Serinda Swan!"

McCarthy: "I'm STUNNED Weirdo brought DBC back after they beat him three of five the last time they were here!"

Tess: "And, as you mentioned, Jenny, The Academy IS here in the form of of former FCBA Champion Lindsay Lohan, who'll battle Kat Dennings, while, at flyweight, another Kat, Graham, will face another Asylum veteran, Lea Michele..."

McCarthy: "And, as Jenny mentioned, we have two stables returning to Asylum, DON'T we, Scabbo?"

Cassie: "No, we only have ONE, DBC."

McCarthy: "I think you might be mistaken, twerp..."

Cassie: "If you're referring to BAZZ, there's no REAL member of Bazz here, only a Brenda-come-lately wannabe!"

O'Dell: "And Ms. Song will be facing Front Street's newest member, Leighton Meester. Lots of interesting fights on tap tonight. So keep those shot glasses close by and get those bingo cards ready, because it's time for 'I'd Like To Thank The Academy At The Asylum!'"