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4 May 2014 Serinda Swan vs Heidi Klum

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"I'd LIke to Thank The Academy at the Asylum" PPV

(Site: Asylum Arena; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on May 4, 2014, 8:40 pm

BEFORE:

"Yes, I've been here before," says Heidi with that patented smile. "And I was the victim of a heimatstadt entscheidung...a hometown decision...against Decker. Well, I'm taking no chances against Swan...who is not as good as Decker. I'm going to leave her titten bis...tits up!"

"We all know what this is," says Serinda with a shake of the head. "It's a poster fight and a stay-busy for Swanny. But, girls have stubbed their toes in stay-busies in this building. I won't be making that mistake."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside for the second half of our card, and that's "Wonderland' by John Mayer, and here comes a lady who definitely fits that description, Heidi Klum of the Diamond Boxing Club!"

Tess: "And, while Heidi might be exaggerating about the decision she lost to Decker here, she DID make a representative effort."

Cassie: "Which shouldn't be surprising. Take a look at the commission's official scouting report, which says Klum is a little robotic, but she can fight, especially for a model."

O'Dell: "Heidi into the ring, helped off with the robe to reveal a white bikini that shows she still has that supermodel body...and that's 'Foxey Lady' and Jimi Hendrix literally SHAKING this arena, and here comes 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan..."

McCarthy: "Hottest player MY..."

Cassie: "It's OK, Mac. You're still the hottest player in the game...if the game is 'Candyland' or 'Chutes and Ladders'..."

McCarthy: "I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH A LADDER AND STUFF YOU DOWN A CHUTE, YOU LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "Calm DOWN, Mac..."

Tess: "'H.O.T.S II', Mac..."

Cassie: "Starring grandmas like you..."

McCarthy: "GRAND...you LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "A-HEM! Let's concentrate on the RING, which Serinda has just entered. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal a red bikini that the crowd certainly seems to appreciate. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess favors Swan. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Swan is almost as overrated as Decker...or anything starring Cassie Scerbo...but Klum is a typical Dancing Hooker opponent. Hasn't won in a DECADE. So, Swan has to be the favorite."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess. And point out I've never won a Razzie."

McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "And, there's the bell. Klum right to that left hand and she's immediately got it working. Klum establishing boundaries with that left, bringing Swan up short, setting her up for some good, hard right hands..."

McCarthy: "That's one thing Heidi DOES have, a world-class jab, and she's demonstrating it nicely on the random Dancing Hooker..."

O'Dell: "Serinda unable to get anything done offensively, stuck out on the end of Klum's left, getting DRILLED by the follow up right crosses...AND THAT ONE HURT SERINDA! A good right hand from Klum and Swan is buzzed! Heidi right after the brunette, moving forward and looking to clean up, but Swan now firing back! Serious shell being exchanged now, and SWAN HURTS KLUM WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT!"

Cassie: "THAT one put some wobble in the knees!"

O'Dell: "It did and now it's Swan looking to clean up! Serinda moving forward, backing Klum up with heavy flurries. Heidi trying to stem the tide with that jab, but Swanny not having any. She's willing to take one to land two and that's the exchange rate at the moment. Swan pinning Klum back to the ropes in the final seconds. Heidi fighting viciously off the ropes, but it's Swan putting the leather to her at the bell. What a crazy round! But, nothing in it."

McCarthy: "Got to score it even, I think."

Tess: "10-10 after one, and both fighters buzzed and spooked at the break."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Back to action in the second, and Klum right back to that long left jab. She's using it extremely well again, stopping Swan, controlling her. Serinda being forced into and out of spots, as Klum takes command of the fight."

McCarthy: "That was the mistake Heidi made last round, getting too aggressive when she hurt Swan and getting away from the jab. When something's working, just stick with it until your opponent adjusts."

O'Dell: "Heidi taking that advice to heart right now. Systematic with the jab. Very accurate. Keeping Swan at bay. Maneuvering her to where she wants her, then following with solid right hands. Serinda pre-empted at the moment, looks to be getting a little frustrated."

Cassie: "Can't get sloppy here, though. Keep working, stay sound."

O'Dell: "That's what Swan's doing, but it's also what Klum's doing. Heidi clinical with the jab. Finding the target again and again. Using the right when it's there, not forcing when it isn't..."

Tess: "Check the punch-stat on Klum's accuracy this round. She'd make Joe Montana proud with that percentage..."

O'Dell: "Final seconds ticking off the clock, and there's the bell. Second round in the books, and it's easy breezy for Heidi Klum, who now leads 20-19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round begins with Klum back to the left hand. Swan upping the tempo now, not going to allow Klum to control it with that left. Serinda getting off in the spaces between, and landing some solid combinations."

Cassie: "This is the adjustment Mac talked about. Swanny forcing the pace, not allowing Klum to dictate."

O'Dell: "Klum dogged with the left hand, still finding the range, but Serinda responding with punches in bunches...AND SHE HURT HEIDI WITH THAT LAST RIGHT HAND!"

McCarthy: "Set that up off the left, put it right behind Heidi's glove!"

O'Dell: "And now Swanny's all in. Not wasting any time going after Klum. She drives the blonde back to the ropes with a barrage of shell, THUMPS body with a left hook, snaps the head back with a right. Heidi in a high guard, covering up and hanging on and SWAN SENDS HER TO THE MAT WITH A RIGHT HOOK!"

McCarthy: "Same combination. Left snaps the head back, right behind the glove."

O'Dell: "Heidi on her right side parallel to the ropes. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. Klum rolls to her hands and knees...and collapses back to the mat! Eight. Nine. TEN! It's over! And your winner in impressive fashion, 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Serinda Swan, and Serinda, I have to ask, you were the only Front Street fighter to go undefeated last year, and now you're coming off an impressive win over Valance and this performance tonight...how are you feeling about Anna Torv getting the next title shot?"

Serinda: "You forgot to mention something else. Not only did I beat Valance, who beat Torv, I stopped Rowland in four rounds. The same Rowland who beat Anna once and took her 16 rounds the other time. I'm not commenting on title shots, but I will say this, I'm the best lightweight at Front Street. Period. And I've proven it."