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25 May 2007 Title Ch Jennifer O'Dell vs Catherine Zeta Jones

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Unified Lightweight Title

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

Posted by simguy on 5/25/2007, 7:10 pm


Before: "Say what you want about her," Jenny says of her challenger in prefight, "Catherine Zeta Jones is one of the Tiffany Names in our sport, and I want to leave my stamp on her during this title reign. Coming up, she used to enjoy picking on me until I stood up to her, and I know how dangerous she can be if she doesn't respect you. Zeta Jones is as good as she wants to be, so you can never take her lightly - I'm nervous about this fight, but I'm excited too." Jones casting baleful glances, playing the haughty regent to the hilt in prefight conferences - she's not nearly as diplomatic as the champ. "Jenny O'Dell is the worst sort of gutter-trash," Jones unleashes at the podium, "the epitome of the terrible dilution afflicting our sport today. I'm glad she recalls the beatings I gave her in her formative years: I shall revisit them upon her before I take what's rightfully mine. The undisputed, unified, lightweight champion of the world: Catherine Zeta Jones. I have waited a long time to make this come true, and I will not be denied by Jennifer O'Dell." CZJ in yellow bikini, black gloves; Jenny in black bikini, white gloves.

During R1: Catherine disruptive early - deliberately hooking at Jenny's britches at the open, then hooking up top/dropping right hands - very aggressive Jones forcing O'Dell into controlled retreat. Jenny at the ropes, leaning to her left: Catherine with her left hand on Jenny's right bicep, stabilizing champ for a few hearty, swinging right hands to paunch - O'Dell sponging such muscular work early. Jenny using her legs, trying to measure Catherine here - Jones doing all the work, hounding her girl bell to bell.

R2: Jenny's jab slows Jones - doesn't stop her: set piece, flat footed boxing evolves as girls match wits midring. Wide stances - girls bending at the waist - pumping stout stick, rolling punches, being sound defensively. Both leaning forward and fluttering lead right hands, hoping to torque into hooks - supple, succulent stuff. Jones utilizing tactical clinches well - scoring, then immediately putting a belly on Jenny, walking champ off her stance. Nobody hurt, but Catherine still dictating tempo - denying O'Dell big hitting opportunities with changes in pace, level, distance through 2.

R3: Same thoughtful, brawny pace - but Jenny more constructive now, starting to initiate and take the fight to Catherine more. Both girls set strong, bending at the waist, rolling shots - each with her left across her body, right at her chin. Jenny placing rights and lefts into Catherine's pale waist - nice heavy CHUP! of leather on expensive British beef. Catherine answering to the body, and upping the ante with clobbering side to side work against Jenny's championship jugs. O'Dell responds in kind, immediately clouting a short right across Catherine's rack, then covering up as Jones comes back a right hand up top. Bright, spanking exchanges - both girls rocked at points as body shots set up quick right hands to offending chins: this is good stuff. Both seeing the wisdom of crowding after the scoring to walk the opponent around - very sultry action as neither girl shy about bodying up.

R4: Jenny jabs to locate; hooks Catherine's paunch; hooks Catherine's paunch; drops the tidy right hand to chin: Jones clatters back on her heels, alarmed and hurt. O'Dell weaving forward, dukes at her cheeks - she crouches close as Jones hits ropes - left hand stabilizing Jones on her inner left elbow - right hand swinging heavy spank amidships - forcing breathy Jones clinch. Break - Jones clinches again. Break - Jones clinches again - Jenny bogging down as Catherine gets her breath back. O'Dell very willful here - continuing to press her foe - starts to get the jab out to discourage the clinch - encouraging more of the supple, rolling-and-throwing exchanges we've seen earlier. Upperbody movement: lower body set and balanced to punch - very economical, professional stuff from a couple of wily veterans - no wasted effort. Both missing tight hooks over the top; both rolling right hands and blocking hooks on raised right mitts. Both forced to do their scoring downstairs, landing heavily to paunch, ribsteak, and breast in turns.

R5: Catherine revisits Jenny's trunks, hooking them, stepping in to Jenny to clinch-and-walk. O'Dell grimacing, shook up slightly, but weathering it well: she responds with vigorous and malevolent jug-slugging, really pounding away rising lefts and rights with a snarl until Catherine gets the point. Jones wild black hair in her eyes, the corners of her mouth - she's fighting very, very hard here - we aren't seeing the usual sullen resignation from her that we usually get when Cathy faces feirce resistance. O'Dell now coming forward full time: Jones issuing checks and backing Jenny up only by committing full body weight into chesty clinches - only temporarily interrupting blonde momentum. O'Dell feisty, winking at CZJ at the bell; Jones disheveled, glaring.

 


R6: Hard slogging - girls constantly falling in together, struggling to push each other's arms away, straining to walk the other back. Minute mark - Jones frees up her left hand: hooks Jenny's crotch; hooks Jenny's crotch; drops a clanging right cross to chin: O'DELL'S ROCKED! Jenny's head tossing right - lips pursed, eyes shut tight as she soaks Jones under-rated right hand - blonde turned around by the blow, sent reeling to ropes with Jones stomping in barefoot pursuit. Cathy once again reaching her left hand to Jenny's right bicep, slugging at blonde belly from just off Jenny's left side - great, swinging underhand extension on these right hands, taking O'Dell heavily in the body. Jenny groaning, folding forward, bodied back heavily to ropes: Jones showing her strength of leg here, propping and managing Jenny's weight. Jugg? You bet: Jones getting into Jenny's rack and loving it - clubbing away short-swipe right hands with 100% forearm chaser behind 'em. Elbows? Better believe it - Jones muscling Jenny, mauling her, tidying up with punches so short that they may as well be elbow strikes up top. O'Dell getting all scuffed up - bullied at the ropes, but down the stretch, champ won't punk. Jenny firming, drawing elbows in, tucking her chin and hunching forward: she engages Catherine in brutal toe-to-toe, finally backing Brit off in a brutal exchange of short, cudgelling blows. O'Dell wobbly butt, but fierce off the ropes - she's walking a suddenly discouraged Jones down - Catherine choosing to leg out the round and secure the points.

R7: Jenny's a little shaky here - slower, labouring: Catherine adds to her woes. Jones feinting - weight on left foot as Jenny covers up: Catherine hooking Jenny's thigh and trunks with cranking deliberation, really thumping away down there. Ref shouting warnings, but letting this go to vehement boos from the crowd - pretty slipshod refereeing, even by FCBA standards. Right hands flowing off the Jones lowblows - Cathy targetting Jenny's chin as blonde loosens up, scoring clean, hurtful blows. Jones right hand a very efficient, straight shot - lots of body weight behind it as she leans in to clean up: Jenny getting jerked-right - lips pursed, face clearly agonized as Catherine scores. Jenny hurt and shaken, but still trudging forward, banging away rights and lefts to Catherine's ribs: Jones till forced to clinch, face frowning as she regroups with Jenny all snuggled up. Inside, girls are both warned for shoulder-bumping - but they're using the tactic to free up short-swipe hooks to offending jugs - both women lavishing harm to rack. Round finishes up as it began: batting, low-slung Jones hook shivers off Jenny's trunks, drawing a sob of outrage from the champ as she finally crumples up in response. Jones wide-eyed, ferocious as she licks swollen lips, looking the champ over as ref pushes 'em apart.

R8: Jenny answers, and answers, with class and distinction. They've boxed flat footed and supple waisted most of the night - now Jenny gets leggy - spitting out her jab and turning either Jones flank in a sudden up-tempo shift. Jones glaring thoughtfully, turning, lifting her mitts to block poke - she's not getting off as blonde bounces right/left in front. Jenny featuring her jab to Catherine's tummy, then popping her up top - Jenny's jab free-ranging, choosing undefended targets and vexing the challenger. Jenny's legs tanned and springy - shaking off some determined low-blows designed to rob O'Dell of her mobility: champ proving very resilient in the face of Jones' calculated cruelty. Latter half the round, Jenny's dropping right hands of opportunity - mostly blocked - but they keep Catherine crouching defensively, unable to win back the initiative in the 8th.

R9: Jenny really lumping Catherine up with the jab now - stepping around and popping it to Jones' haughty features. Unable to deal with Jenny's poke - giving up scoring touches - Jones starts gambling - reaching for Jenny with overhand rights and lunging hooks. Jenny taking advantage of Catherine's desperation: O'Dell easing to her right foot, walking Cathy into check-hooks on the right ear, then cleaning her up short right hands as Jones crouches forward. Jenny sidestepping beautifully - brazenly putting her hands on Catherine's shoulders to help shunt the crouching brunette aside. O'Dell really batting hard, straight arm hooks off Catherine's tender midsection at points - champ swinging away from off brunette's left flank - Jenny's weight on front foot, back arched as she paralyzes Catherine to the body. Bell: Jones cranky, throbbing - very grouchy with her corner during the break. Hamhanded trainer accidentally prods Catherine's tender ribs - she bats the man's hand away, shouting - "Ouch! You dimwitted peasant - that hurts!"

R10: Brutal, pulverizing action - Catherine Zeta Jones fighting as hungry as she ever has in her entire career. Shoulder-to-shoulder brutality - left hands across bellies, right hands at chins as girls extend left elbows to nudge and prop, setting up chopping, hacking blows. Tummies bunching up under hot licks; breasts flattened and clobbered aside by cruel, short-arm swipe. Chins toggled; mouths butted by hard shoulder bumps. Midway through, Jones hardens her heart, goes to Jenny's trunks via the hook - once, twice - drops the short right hand to chin and THERE GO JENNY'S LEGS! O'Dell nearly collapsing, but straightening, backing to ropes in good order: she's crying furious tears, but still dukes-up and ready. Deep breath, Catherine Zeta Jones - she's exhausted, but smelling blood in the water - she wades in to finish hurt blonde.

Oh. The. Slugging.

Barbaric, hateful punching as both girls lose themselves in mindless tit-for-tat swapping. Punch for punch - it's Jenny - O'Dell stepping Jones back as girls trade rights and lefts to the body, then clobber away to chins. Incredibly, both still punching with good form inside - elbows in, leverage coming from legs and backs - nobody's really getting wild. Jones driven the length of the ring - her back hits ropes and she seems to wilt, eyes suddenly forlorn, lips parting: she doesn't want any more Jenny. O'Dell smells it, summons her reserves: blonde just squaring away and battering her rival here, gloves smashing against and bouncing off Jones with decisive results. Catherine covering up face-in-gloves, sitting into ropes as she's bludgeoned into stupor - ref has to tackle seething O'Dell off her foe after the bell. Comes back one point - decided in the last minute - for the winner and STILL champion - Jennifer O'Dell.

After: Jones crying out, head back, shoulders slumping as decision is announced: her hardest, most honest effort ever in her career comes up just that short as willful Jenny brawls her way to supremacy in the dying moments. O'Dell shuddering into tears of joy, hands at her mouth - taken to the brink tonight, she breaks the will of one of Hollywood's biggest stars, proving that world-girding celebrity is no guarantee of ring supremacy. "I'm hurting," Jenny admits in postfight, wincing and puffy from Catherine's aggression tonight. "She fought me like a tiger - I felt like I was in with some starlet just starting out on her first soap-opera, you know? I had no idea Jones could still get to that place as a fighter. But I can't admire her or condone her actions - she's just...vile. I wanted to take a knee so bad after some of those low blows - but we didn't trust the ref not to give me a count, you know? I couldn't take the chance that I might lose on a technicality, so I had to tuff it out - but really - Catherine Zeta Jones needs to be disciplined in a serious, meaningful way by the FCBA. Big stars can't be allowed to get away with this kind of crap - it's criminal."


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