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18 June 2014 Boxing World Magazine July 2014 Issue

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Posted by Boxing World Magazine on June 18, 2014, 3:06 pm

 

COVER: A collage of dozens of FCBA fighters floating in a thought balloon above the head of a peacefully sleeping Paris Hilton on a huge bed under a pink comforter. HEADLINE IN BLACK: DREAM CARD!

COVER STORY: Last month, we tackled fantasy match ups. This month, we polled our readers and will reveal the fights between current FCBA competitors they'd most like to see. Some, of course, are rematches or "next chapters" in long-running feuds, others are bouts we've never seen before. But, whether new or not, they're all part of the FCBA's Dream Card!

JESSE vs. KALEY! (Picture: Biel in a metallic green bikini. Cuoco in red.) They're stablemates. They're rivals. They're two of the top lightweights in the FCBA and two of the hottest women on the planet. They've fought before and nothing's been resolved. So, our fans say, "Let's do it again!"

CASSIE vs. JESSICA! (Picture: Scerbo smiling sweetly in white. Lowndes doing the same in black.) One's blonde. The other is brunette. One is snarky. The other is snarkier. These two flyweights are both stars and neither has any affection for the other, so, our fans say, "Let's get it on!"

LUCY vs. LADY G! (Picture: Hale in a violet bikini. Gaga in silver.) Brunette Lucy Hale seems to be breaking out and blonde Lady Gaga remains one of the FCBA's most underused and exciting fighters. ("Gaga is like Con Edison," one fan writes. "She can turn out the lights any second!")This flyweight bout is definitely one the readers want to see!

JAIME vs. EVANGELINE! (Picture: Pressly in red, smiling. Lilly in forest green with a sweet smile of her own.) You'd be hard-pressed to find two more decorated or more physical bantams, and the fans would love to see this pair face off in the ring and see who's left standing!

MOON vs. BRIDGET! (Picture: Bloodgood in powder blue. Regan in light green.) This clash between hard-hitting welterweight stablemates will likely never happen, but our readers can't think of a more exciting battle between big girls than one between Moon and Bridgy Regs!

LISHY vs. MINKA! (Picture: Cuthbert in red. Kelly in deep blue,) Two more stablemates, who, like Biel and Cuoco, have battled before and not managed to settle anything. And our fans say the time is now for the next chapter of this bantam rivalry!

THE GOAT vs. THE CAT! (Picture: Theron in gold, Bell in black, wearing a witch's hat.) They've battled back and forth for a decade and a half, but their rivalry has never been hotter or meaner-spirited, and our fans want to see this two Hall of Famers put on the gloves again!

CLAIRE vs. ALY! (Picture: Holt in salmon, Michalka in blue.) A pair of young, smoking-hot, leggy blonde bantams. Four gloves. One ring. Our readers say, "Add water and stir!"

J-MAC vs. K-DUB! (Picture: McCarthy in red, Wilkinson in gold.) Yes, they know Jenny McCarthy is retired, but our fans want to see the former Playmate of the Year go all "Jennifer Garner" and return to an FCBA ring for another go at fellow blonde Playmate Kendra Wilkinson!

DANES vs. THE SHERIFF! (Picture: Claire in pale yellow. Eliza in black with a star pinned to the left bra cup.) Dushku is gone from Crackerland, but far from forgotten, and here's betting SHE hasn't forgotten who pushed her out. Our fans would love to see her go toe-to-toe with Ms. Danes!

NEENS vs. TROI! (Picture: Dobrev in blood red. Bellisario in deep purple.) Vampy D and PLL. The two hottest genre casts on television. The rivalry rages in the ratings and in the ring, and our fans would love to see the stunning Dobrev battle the gorgeous Bellisario!

MILEY vs. SELENA! (Picture: Cyrus in metallic gray. Gomez in yellow and green stripes.) "I'm waaay too tough and physical for her," Miley has been quoted as saying. "I've separated from her, and she knows it," Gomey responds. The rivalry has raged for years, but the two have shared an FCBA ring only once, back before either had a breakout win, and our fans say now's the time to get the two former teen-queen singers back together!

NICOLE vs. MEGHAN! (Picture: Scherzinger in black, Markle in blue.) Two of the hottest exotics in the FCBA need to make an appointment in the ring, and soon, according to our readers!

AMANDA vs. ANNA (Picture: Seyfried in yellow. Kendrick in green.) Another pair of hot stablemates that our fans want to see face off between the ropes. The brainy, sexy Anna was looking like getting a push at The Academy before fellow singing movie star Amanda arrived. Who's Alpha? Let's find out!

SIMPSY vs. KAT! (Picture: Jessica in white. Dennings in black.) It seems like a pretty natural match up, a hot, busty blonde and a hot, busty brunette, and our fans hope relations between Lookout! and Front Street have thawed sufficiently to make this bout happen!

ELODIE vs. NATALIE! (Picture: Frege in a French flag bikini. Dormer in black.) Elodie Frege is the plucky underdog made good that fans love. Dormer is the bully they love to hate. So, you can guess who they'll be pulling for if the two meet...and we bet that would suit Natalie just fine.

OLIVIA vs. OLIVIA! (Picture: Munn in black. Wilde in violet.) They're two hot brunette bantams with the same first name. One has already claimed the title and it's likely just a matter of time for the other. Our fans can't think of a better, or hotter, fight.

JERI vs. KATE! (Picture: Ryan in silver. Upton in yellow.) Another pair of stablemates. Another battle our fans would love to see. Jeri's been Queen of the Knockouts or a long time, but Kate would seem to be a girl who has the, um, equipment to knock her off her throne. And jug her out while doing it.

POINTY'S CORNER: It's summer time, and, just because it's warm, Poindexter Del Crunchy wants you to know it's NOT time to switch to "froo froo" drinks. Instead, he's got a list of summer libations that won't be mistaken for something Paris Hilton sips!

ALSO: JENNIFER LAWRENCE! The Academy star sat down for a lengthy interview on subjects ranging from working with the Golden Goddess to her future plans. BLAST FROM THE PAST: MEG TILLY! The brunette beauty joins us to talk her career in the ring and on the carpets and the shocking win over Jennifer Beals that put her on the map! AND: KATHARINE McPHEE! The DBC beauty talks FCBA plans and who's on K-Mac's radar!  
 

 

 

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