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10 August 2014 Coco Austin vs Nicki Minaj

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Writing: Anon Results: Lookout

Posted by Anon on August 10, 2014, 8:45 pm

"I wish I could have gotten someone a little more impressive for my debut," said newcomer Coco Austin, obviously liking her chances. "But I get it. I'm an unknown and nobody has a reason to pay attention to me just yet. Knocking out this chick early on should give the promoters plenty to notice."

"Hopefully she'll take the hint and not come back after I beat her," said Nicki Minaj, also confident despite her less than stellar record. "I mean, it's a joke that she's even allowed to compete. All she's done is get naked on camera. Next they're going to be letting camwhores in the ring."

Nicki Minaj entered the ring looking confident in pink trunks and sports bra, followed shortly after by Coco Austin in purple.

Round 1:
Both fighters were eager to get to the action. After spending a short time testing each other's defenses, Austin made the first big move. Feinting with what appeared to be another conservative jab, she suddenly moved in to throw a stronger right straight at Minaj's face. Minaj was ready, and slipped around the punch in time. Austin's miss set up Minaj for a right hook that struck her dead on, making her flinch as she was forcefully thrown off balance. With her opponent weakened, Minaj was able to sneak in a strong left hand before Austin could recover. Austin had enough presence of mind to cut her losses and admit a temporary defeat, rallying to try again. However, Minaj was able to either keep her at a distance or discourage her until time ran out.

Round 2:
As the second round began, Austin seemed determined to make her offense work. Despite her difficult start, she came out of her corner with undiminished enthusiasm, and quickly went to work taking down Minaj's defenses. Though Minaj foiled her first few attacks, Austin eventually snuck in a right hook, and Minaj was unable to repeat her initial performance at dodging. The rapper's head was thrown to the side, and her fists drifted apart, leaving her helpless for an instant. However, Minaj recovered quickly, throwing out a few wild punches that caused Austin to back off with her accomplishments intact. Austin was unable to repeat such a success in the second round, but she maintained her high energy as Minaj continued to fight looking lethargic.

Round 3:
During the third round, the action slowed slightly. Despite her previous success, Austin seemed content to keep Minaj at a distance, harassing her and controlling when engagements occurred. Minaj spent the round unsuccessfully trying to force a confrontation, never getting Austin where she wanted her. Late in the round, one such attempt led to Austin punishing Minaj's failed offense with a body blow that caused her to curl up and retreat. Though not discouraged, Minaj ended the round with little to show for her efforts.

Round 4:
Having built up some momentum, Austin had little reason to change strategy. She immediately began to move in and out of Minaj's reach, confident in her ability to punish her opponent should she go on the attack, and equally confident that she could take control should Minaj keep her distance. Unfortunately for the blonde actress, she could only keep up the momentum for so long. Late in the round, Minaj gave up on landing a fight ending punch and began to simply play Austin's own game, obviously irritating her opponent greatly with her moderate success. Eventually, Austin lost her temper and went in hard, immediately regretting it as Minaj slipped by her attack once again. Given the perfect opportunity, the rapper struck Austin on the chin as she leaned forward to attack. Austin's head snapped back as her eyes crossed for an instant, leaving her open for Minaj to pound at her ribs for a moment before she could cover up. Obviously hurt, Austin retreated, soon to catch a lucky break as the end of the round saved her from another potentially disastrous exchange.

Round 5:
With Minaj seeing an early end to the fight available to her, and Austin badly in need of a comeback, both fighters wasted little time in going on the attack. Early on, Minaj failed to connect with her swings, allowing Austin easy hits on her midsection that left the rapper clearly weakened and in pain. However, Minaj was able to recover, blocking further attacks. Later, Minaj was able to take Austin completely by surprise, rushing in with a right hook that bypassed her guard entirely. While Austin endured the impact to the side of her head, the force of the blow was enough to send her down to the mat, where she was barely able to land on her hands and knees. Austin rose to her feet quickly, leaving Minaj little time to celebrate her victory, but the blonde actress had clearly lost some of her ability to fight judging by her performance in the rest of the round.

Round 6:
Still reeling from the last round, Austin left her corner obviously on the defense. Minaj, clearly not wanting to see her opponent survive the round, happily adopted the role of the attacker. Punch after punch struck Austin's guard, pushing her around even if they did little damage. Finally, unable to shield herself on all sides at once, Austin took a hit to the stomach that Minaj followed up with an uppercut, throwing the blonde actress' back and knocking droplets of sweat from her face. Austin tipped over backwards, gloves falling to her sides as she landed on her butt, head hanging low. Minaj posed in her corner, smirking as Austin rose to her feet unsteadily. In a clearly superior position, the rapper was on her opponent again the instant the fight resumed, battering her back as she helplessly covered her face and attempted to wait out the clock. Unfortunately for Austin, she was entirely out of gas, and Minaj was able to get a clear shot at her cheek in seconds, stunning her and setting her up for a series of back and forth blows that she had no way to resist. As Austin's head snapped back and forth and her eyes fluttered, the referee stepped in, awarding Nicki Minaj a sixth round TKO.

"I think she learned her lesson," said Nicki Minaj, still elated and out of breath from her win as her opponent began a slow recovery on her stool. "But then again, she was dumb enough to show up, so who knows? I could feel good about discouraging her from ever fighting again, but it would be funny to see someone else knock her out."