Ex-Coronation Street pin-up girl Michelle Keegan suffered a horrible upset loss to Nikki Sanderson just few days ago but has agreed to fight Hollyoaks' Gemma Merna in Jugs of Mass Destruction rules long time before that and it proves a blessing in disguise for the blonde actress who comes off very brutal defeats to Kara Tointon and Haruna Yabuki herself. Now, Nikki Sanderson targets adding another win over Keegan before the summer is over and Merna openly mocked that disastrous result in the build-up so there's a great deal of pressure on the UK TV's sexiest brunette. It seems like Nikki's win over Michelle outweights Kara's win over Gemma and even Denise van Outen follows that script: "Michelle is the better fighter but currently sits in a much deeper hole than Gemma. And boy, I always cheer for any blonde to punch some brunette's guts even if it's the sexiest actress Keegan herself about to suffer. Tonight's result will provide a long-term impact on the flyweight roster and I can only imagine Nikki Sanderson being glued to the BBU TV coverage back home!"

Michelle Keegan wears a black bikini and red gloves. Black hair in loose waves. Gemma Merna wears a pink bikini and black gloves. Blonde hair loose and straightened, curled at the bottom. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Both girls tear into each other kicking sand all over the place but Gemma is just that inch quicker as she thuds her gloves into the side of Michelle's rack and scythes across it to wobble the brunette before she can find a response; blonde girl pumping her mitts in ferocious fashion as Keegan holds her ground and tries to spike back over the top but can't handle the work rate, Merna leans on her and digs deep into the cleavage finally forcing her opponent back. Michelle's determined to halt that charge but begins to moan in discomfort as Gemma drills her left hand on the side again, buries a hook on the ribcage from the other side and backs the brunette into the ropes where she switches to uppercuts adding more power to her shots. Keegan sags into a desperate guard but remains trapped for remainder of the round and can only soak up the punishment as the blonde barks in her efforts and completes a dominant display with more piercing uppercuts that sway Keegan's jugs up against her windpipe.

Round 2:
Michelle looked shocked by that rout in the opening round and keeps staring at the allegedly out-of-form rival, Gemma leaps after her trying to add more damage and slices between the arms to thump the black bikini once again; Keegan reverts into punching the ribcage but gets stuck in the sand and eats a series of uppercuts from close range as the blonde bumps into her and almost headbutts her on the chin. Michelle tries to weave away but sinks on the trailing leg and Merna whacks her on the right breast with a heavy hook, slips by a wayward overhand as the moaning brunette loses her range alltogether and eats another sizzling cross hook on the rack to wince in pain.. Gemma with a flurry of uppercuts thereafter, makes the ex-Corrie girl scream out as she can't find her trailing leg support AND GETS SMOKED with a right hook on the jugs one time too manY AND CRASHES ONTO HER KNEES... Merna kicks sand in her eyes but the rush of blood to the head only delays the count as Michelle waves to the ref she can't see properly... Gemma gets shoved back to her corner but pumps herself up for more Keegan pounding soon... Michelle's up at seven and checking her bikini top, Merna jumps after her and tries to send her down again but gets blocked off and as she leans forward, Michelle thumps her between the arms and throws a flurry of leather herself, rocks the blonde's mounds back & forth and staggers her in the middle of the ring. Gemma ducks low but only eats another belting hook on the ribs and looks annoyed at the bell with the brunette mounting something of a comeback to salvage some pride.

Round 3:
Another furious leap from Merna but she's too predictable now and the left hand approach is tarnished when Keegan bombs a right overhand that bounces off the jugs and grazes the windpipe. The brunette leans on her foe in close range and finds the connection first, slams a left/right combo straight between the arms and buries a sinking hook on the navel to bend the blonde forward. Gemma tries to jump away but almost trips over as Keegan whacks her from the left side and drills the rack thereafter, wraps her left arm around Gemma's shoulder and shoves her into the ropes with a wild scream of determination... Merna's left hand bounces off the forearm in a desperate effort to pierce the navel and Keegan thumps her mounds instead, has the blonde girl trapped butt-in-ropes and refuses to let go off the other arm... the Mallorca crowd ups their support as Michelle keeps pumping the right hand into the blonde's cleavage and lifts her boobs against the chin with Gemma sinking on her knees and moaning her heart out... Merna can't work her left hand at all and just soaks up all this punishment; Keegan's hair gets in her eyes in all this effort but she has a point blank range target zone and drills the blonde like she's done this all her life... Gemma's sobbing come the last few seconds and then screams out her loudest as Michelle tears her left support strip and has the blonde's jug popping out... foxy boxing stuff as Gemma aches out in utter shock but Keegan pierces the ribacage to add more damage and has to be dragged away by the ref as the blonde must cover her exposed breast and ask for the new bikini top.

Round 4:
Gemma just slumped onto her stool before having a new bikini fitted and it's her turn to stare at the other side of the ring in utter disbelief... Michelle's otherwise dark skin complexion has developed a reddish patch on the cheeks and the ex-Corrie girl really gave it her all and caused the blonde's wardrobe malfunction but as Denise van Outen points out, Gemma's been too bold in the outfit choice as the pink bikini top never seemed to handle the size of her breasts with Michelle choosing a much durable outift which fits her size perfectly. It's the brunette on the move early in the fourth and Gemma does look a bit spooked after that horrible showing in the previous round but Michelle works the longer reach to a vicious success, thumps Merna's arms aside and bombs away at the new pink bikini top, Gemma knows she has to answer back and tries to bump into the brunette but gets whacked by a piercing uppeercut that stops Keegan's hand in between the jugs and staggers Merna screaming... she wobbles forward and gets wrenched by a left hook on the ribs and another right hand bounces off the jugs again to relieve the Hollyaoks girl from her balance.... MERNA CRASHES DOWN ON HER SIDE and eats a mouthful of sand in the proccess.. she sticks out her backside in the air trying to get up but Keegan's really in the mood tonight, kicks the blonde back on her side shouting "Stay down, cunt!" and earns extra ovation from the crowd... Merna\s furious herself and beats the count at eight throwing thunders at the brunette and promising a swift response... but she gets nailed by a left/right combo upon her return and spins back to the ropes when Michelle drills her cleavage with more uppercuts and just buries her in lacklustre position as the bell saves the blonde from another bruising finish to the round.

Round 5:
Merna's breathing much heavier than her opponent during the interval and is visibly slower once they resume the fight, Michelle just claws into the blonde's rack with rapid uppercuts and shattering her arms aside. Gemma tries to settle in somehow but Keegan leans on her and just refuses to give her any respite, the red gloves keep crashing off the pink bikini top and sink the blonde on her knees. Merna moans much louder of the two and that's through sheer pain as Michelle's yelps are more a result of her effort, a quick flurry wobbles the blonde back on the minute mark but instead of circling back she still jumps with another vicious intent, only grazes the brunette's rack though and wobbles forward as Keegan slams her on the solar plexus and then lifts her right knee to bury it on the cleavage too as Gemma was already losing her balance... BLONDE GIRL'S DOWN ON HER KNEES and clutching her rack as Michelle kicks more sand over hand back and ignores the referee who isn't happy about that wayward knee... even Denise van Outen is shocked even though that was somewhat accidental as Merna was biting the dust any which way... Michelle leans back on the ropes and watches the aching blonde climb to her feet at nine but looking in a very bruised shape now... Gemma just stuck on her feet unable to move upon the command... gets wrenched on the navel to open up the hole and Michelle romps on the cleavage, simply pounds the Hollyoaks girl to the ropes and increases the moaning volume, buries more uppercuts and shuts Gemma's eyes who tries to clinch her but has to answer to Keegan dissecting her rack and only getting stopped by the bell.

Round 6:
Gemma's in a terrible shape now and barely rises for the sixth, fails to even graze the brunette's flesh and falls into a drilling series on the navel as Michelle bends her forward and switches into more uppercuts, just shatters the arms aside and thumps the blonde's jugs against the chin... Merna in all sorts of bother, wincing her loudest volume yet and unable to do anything as Michelle slams a left hook on the ribs and drills the repeated right hand thereafter.. she truly pulverizes the blonde's mounds and Merna bellows out into a sobbing mess... SHE COLLAPSES ON HER KNEES and then face-first on the sand moments later... Keegan refuses to kick more loose stuff over the fallen blonde and struts back to her corner asking her gloves to be removed already... Gemma tries to push herself off both arms but has no strenght left in her anymore and collapses back on the sand with eyes closed and can't hold back the spasms of defeat... KO6 Michelle Keegan!!!

AFTER: That was a good finish from the sexiest woman on British TV but a slow start promised little and raised questions about her confidence. Michelle adjusts her hair before the verdict announcement and indicates she had the blonde under full control but you better don't tell that to Nikki Sanderson who has other ideas about the brunette's performance in the recent weeks. Meanwhile Gemma has to be lifted off the sand by the members of her crew and as she's escorted back to her corner, Michelle approaches her from behind and rips the pink bikini top with a quick move. Merna can't hold the spasms and just drops her head on the shoulders, doesn't seem all that aware of being rendered topless and collapses in total disarray on her stool, remains there during the verdict too and misses a rampant dance around the ring from the brunette who waves the ripped bikini top above her head. The biggest smile on display from Michelle and she gives the crowd some jug twerk too and Denise van Outen must give her all the credit she deserves but with a grudge rematch against Sanderson scheduled really soon, Michelle's joyful attitude is up for a proper reality-check. As for Merna, her stock continues to drop after another horrible loss and she might find herself battling for scraps against the second string of PageThrees' models really soon.

Final result: Michelle Keegan def. Gemma Merna KO6.